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13 Apr 2006, 19:07
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USS Oklahoma
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Solution for Family Problems
From time to time I have noted that some of the members of this forum have brought up various family problems. I came across this cheery little item and thought it could be instructive for some. Also, does anyone know if GD has any members in Leola, Pennsylvania. If so, I think we may have located his current residence.
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/n...nbasement.html
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13 Apr 2006, 19:22
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Solution for Family Problems
I wonder if the phone calls went something like this;
Time 13:30
<Elderly Female Voice on 911 Call> Please send some cops round now. Help me. Help me. *phone line goes dead*
Time 13:33
<Gruff Young Male Voice on 911 Call> Hi, yeah. I just called requesting police assistance. I'm sorry, i was mistaken. Nobody needs any help here.
<911 Operator> Sure thing. Your request for assistance has been cancelled. Have a nice day.
Time 14:05
<Elderly Female Voice on 911 Call> Please help. Pleeeeease. Why haven't you sent anybody round. He's killed them all. He's coming for me now. Please hel *line goes dead*
<911 Operator> Bloody pranksters.
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13 Apr 2006, 19:23
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Re: Solution for Family Problems
s|k must have gone traveling ...
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13 Apr 2006, 19:31
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Solution for Family Problems
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
s|k must have gone traveling ...
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is "traveling" anything at all like "travelling"?
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13 Apr 2006, 19:37
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Re: Solution for Family Problems
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Originally Posted by Dace
is "traveling" anything at all like "travelling"?
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it's what you do in the US
innit
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13 Apr 2006, 19:57
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Love's Sweet Exile
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Re: Solution for Family Problems
I was all excited that dda asking seeking advice from GD could be the start of something good :|
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15 Apr 2006, 15:53
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Re: Solution for Family Problems
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Originally Posted by Dace
I wonder if the phone calls went something like this;
Time 13:30
<Elderly Female Voice on 911 Call> Please send some cops round now. Help me. Help me. *phone line goes dead*
Time 13:33
<Gruff Young Male Voice on 911 Call> Hi, yeah. I just called requesting police assistance. I'm sorry, i was mistaken. Nobody needs any help here.
<911 Operator> Sure thing. Your request for assistance has been cancelled. Have a nice day.
Time 14:05
<Elderly Female Voice on 911 Call> Please help. Pleeeeease. Why haven't you sent anybody round. He's killed them all. He's coming for me now. Please hel *line goes dead*
<911 Operator> Bloody pranksters.
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yeah i was wondering that as well
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16 Apr 2006, 19:58
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: Solution for Family Problems
9-1-1 operators are civil service. shrug
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18 Apr 2006, 04:12
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Re: Solution for Family Problems
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
s|k must have gone traveling ...
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Slander. Libel. You'll be hearing from my attorney's UK office, it's in Cirencester.
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18 Apr 2006, 04:18
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Re: Solution for Family Problems
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Originally Posted by s|k
Slander. Libel. You'll be hearing from my attorney's UK office, it's in Cirencester.
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uh huh
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showth...ighlight=yahwe
by the way. you are mentally ill. but you might as well make friends with travler
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18 Apr 2006, 07:00
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Re: Solution for Family Problems
I hear you're not so great on days that end with a "y".
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18 Apr 2006, 11:35
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Miles Teg
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Re: Solution for Family Problems
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
I hear you're not so great on days that end with a "y".
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Days ending with a W are their top-days
like tomorrow.
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18 Apr 2006, 11:39
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Solution for Family Problems
Most of my days end with a cigarette.
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19 Apr 2006, 00:45
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: Solution for Family Problems
In the civil service our daze never ends.
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19 Apr 2006, 23:40
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Solution for Family Problems
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Monday mornings.
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i dont work mornings (im not contracted to do so as opposed to the likes of you being work shy ****s)
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
36 paid holidays
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I get 25 per year rising to 30 after 6 years
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
endless sick days
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i've got a letter from the boss of my office thanking me for being one of 56 (out of 320 odd) people who didn't take ANY sick time off work last year (i've taken 2 days off work sick in 3 years) ... that letter is TOTALLY PRICELESS MANG!
ANYWAYS! ANYWAYS! ANYWAYS! IM NOT A NORMAL CIVIL SERVICEMAN!
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