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9 Jan 2004, 02:53
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Gay experiences on the forums
lolololol ur a fag lol.
Now that we've cleared that up this is a thread to discover the number of gay experiences.
I'd like a poll later but for now it goes something like this
1) Jerking off while having gay thoughts
2) Being attracted to someone you know [in real life] of the same sex*
3) Kissing someone of the same sex
4) Non-penetrative sexual acts
5) Arse banditry.
Thought of another
6) Online sexual experiences with another individual of the same sex
Also (if you can remember) what percentage of your total sexual experiences were these.
PS For comedy value we're all going to say whether or not we think someone's telling the truth after each post.
PPS For the record, I'm one from column 1 and zero from everything else.
*add if applicable
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9 Jan 2004, 02:54
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
0, in any category.
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9 Jan 2004, 02:56
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
Liar, liar pants on fire.
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9 Jan 2004, 02:59
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
As JonnyBGood edited his post to remove the 'in real life' requirement from option 2, I'd have to go for that option. Very occasionally I see pictures of men (no, clothed ones) that I reckon I'd be attracted to if I were a woman.
I actually once had a lengthy discussion with Yahwe about that as well. A debate about whether acknowledging someone of the same sex as beautiful constitutes being gay or bisexual. It was a long time ago, and I can't remember the specifics. That may be a good thing.
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9 Jan 2004, 02:59
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
What if I feel like a woman and have lesbian experiences, as a wise man once said something about?
PS. Why the **** are you asking? Curious?
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9 Jan 2004, 03:01
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
I really have no incentive to lie about it since I'm pro-gay dude.
Oh, although, T&F's best friend is a transexual and is mildly cute, but she looks like a girl. I wouldn't say (s)he was attractive though.
p.s. I wished my neuroses were merely to do with something gay, rather than slightly more problematic utter self-loathing, heh.
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9 Jan 2004, 03:02
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
<JonnyBGood> who thinks i should start a thread about gay experiences on the forums?
<JonnyBGood> actually
<JonnyBGood> the hell with it i will
you need to spend more time on irc qbll.
If you do feel like a woman and have lesbian experiences then say that. This is an inquiry into actual events not an abstract philosophical debate over the essential nature of the sentence "you are such a faggot queball".
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9 Jan 2004, 03:03
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
I thought that 'Greatest Brainteasers' thread was pretty gay.
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9 Jan 2004, 03:07
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL THREAD WARNING.
If anyone responds to MrL's off-topic posts their names will be noted down in a little book and some day a horrible fate will befall them.
THIS HAS BEEN AN OFFICIAL THREAD WARNING.
SPONSORED BY COCA COLA. ALWAYS THE REAL THING.
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9 Jan 2004, 03:08
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
Ok, 1 2 and 6 (hi inf) as male/male and 3 as female/female if it counts (drunk, in drag etc)
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9 Jan 2004, 03:13
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL THREAD WARNING.
If anyone responds to MrL's off-topic posts their names will be noted down in a little book and some day a horrible fate will befall them.
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You shouldn't have made such an ambiguously titled thread.
And I'm drinking PEPSI
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9 Jan 2004, 03:14
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
I do 1 constantly, do 2 and 4 as well
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9 Jan 2004, 03:19
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
We should all meet up and have anal sex.
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9 Jan 2004, 03:43
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
I hope youre all clean I dont want to replace my virginal bum with an STD/I
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9 Jan 2004, 03:57
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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I hope youre all clean I dont want to replace my virginal bum with an STD/I
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Heh,like your bum virginty wasnt taken by that burly sailor you met while drunk down the docks one night!
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9 Jan 2004, 04:01
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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Heh,like your bum virginty wasnt taken by that burly sailor you met while drunk down the docks one night!
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If you post in this thread you have to say what your experiences were. Bar MrL who nobody seriously expects to stay on topic.
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9 Jan 2004, 04:03
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
3, once
and 3 a number of other times during "truth or dare" but they dont really count, i think.
i never LIKED IT!
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
I don't drink so it didn't happen.
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9 Jan 2004, 04:06
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
i was once looking a picture of a pretty lady with no clothes on, then i scrolled down to see she had man bits flopping about, i got all confused and had to have a lie down
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9 Jan 2004, 04:09
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
Ok then....none of the above
Though there's no option for fisting!
Heh,not that I've ever done that you understand
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9 Jan 2004, 04:10
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
apparently shemale porn is more popular than gay porn on the net
apparently
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9 Jan 2004, 04:14
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
sometimes the urls are deceptive and before you know it you've got a HDD full of pictures of men with boobs
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9 Jan 2004, 04:15
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
to pyr0 at least am I rite
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9 Jan 2004, 11:12
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
i feel gayer for reading this thread.
1) 0
2) 0
3) 0, depending on the definition of kiss
4) 0
5) 0
Thought of another
6) Every 13 year old cybersex adventure was probably one with the same sex in retrospect.
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9 Jan 2004, 11:14
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
None of the criteria above is met by me.
Only cybered women.
On another note I have been hit on by gay men(to the point of having to resist advances), it would help though if I didn't make myself look available by attending a gay night with chums and pissing about on the dancefloor in an overtly gay way (rubbing each other's nipples and actually having a laugh).
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9 Jan 2004, 11:16
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
1) 0
2) 0
3) 5 (I'm a man-magnet )
4) 0
5) 0
6) 0
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9 Jan 2004, 11:47
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
If I recieved a blow job from another straight man, would that make me gay? If so then 4.
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9 Jan 2004, 11:53
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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Though there's no option for fisting!
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That could reasonably come under "arse banditry".
1-6, because I'm so damned great they just can't help themselves
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9 Jan 2004, 12:24
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
I once touched a man's hand
Accidentally!
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9 Jan 2004, 12:34
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
1)frequently
2)frequently
3)once
4)once
5)never (and hopefully never will)
6)three or four times
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9 Jan 2004, 12:54
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
1) lots
2) a few times
3) lots
4) some
5) yup
6) a bit
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9 Jan 2004, 13:50
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
i hugged a good friend happy new year... does that count?
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9 Jan 2004, 15:18
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
1 - Frequently
2 - Frequently
3 - Once
4 - Once
5 - Once
6 - Never
phang why don't you want it up the bum?
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9 Jan 2004, 15:36
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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phang why don't you want it up the bum?
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anal sex seems to be treated as the gay man's alternative to the missionary poisiton. but it's not. reproduction is not somehow aided, by all accounts it hurts like hell, and im fairly sure that just being nekkid in a bed with someone is a lot better than having someone rip you a new asshole...
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9 Jan 2004, 15:41
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
It's natural to be afraid. Er, apparently.
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9 Jan 2004, 15:45
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it doesn't hurt if it's done properly, most people think you just STICK it in (that goes for most straight men too ofc) which is wrong
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9 Jan 2004, 15:57
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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it doesn't hurt if it's done properly, most people think you just STICK it in (that goes for most straight men too ofc) which is wrong
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is it better than 69ing then? surely thats more mutually beneficial
[ps those TeamSpeakServers banner ads are pretty ace]
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9 Jan 2004, 16:00
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
bloomers once pm'ed me with:
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from bloomers' pm"i'm stroking the inside of your leg and i can keep your bulge growing as i get closer and closer to your python"
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i put him on ignore shortly after and just cyber forum pm'ed pyr0 for the gay.
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9 Jan 2004, 16:02
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
imo opinion oral > anal but i'm odd so who knows. so 69ing is probably better, but then it halves the time needed instead of one after the other. i think that's an important issue! :/
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9 Jan 2004, 16:03
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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imo opinion oral > anal but i'm odd so who knows. so 69ing is probably better, but then it halves the time needed instead of one after the other. i think that's an important issue! :/
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you didn't make him come when you gave him head. lol.
what kind of shit head giver are you? a shit one? yeah though so!
haha
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9 Jan 2004, 16:05
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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bloomers once pm'ed me with:
from bloomers' pm"i'm stroking the inside of your leg and i can keep your bulge growing as i get closer and closer to your python"
i put him on ignore shortly after and just cyber forum pm'ed pyr0 for the gay.
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hahaha, that's funny. although I don't remember that actually because it doesn't sound like something I would say.
PLUS it doesn't show up in any logs, you're such a liar
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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imo opinion oral > anal but i'm odd so who knows. so 69ing is probably better, but then it halves the time needed instead of one after the other. i think that's an important issue! :/
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THATS MY WHOLE POINT!
(ps "imo opinion" is redundant dude )
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9 Jan 2004, 16:05
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
If you're a bloke, there's no point asking a woman what it's like being on the receiving end of bumsex0r.
They lack the parts that make it enjoyable for men.
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9 Jan 2004, 16:06
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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you didn't make him come when you gave him head. lol.
what kind of shit head giver are you? a shit one? yeah though so!
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9 Jan 2004, 16:06
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
heh.
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9 Jan 2004, 16:30
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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If you're a bloke, there's no point asking a woman what it's like being on the receiving end of bumsex0r.
They lack the parts that make it enjoyable for men.
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if she tilts her hips he will hit all the same places inside her as he would by being in her front
and she gets the kinky bit of having him doing rude stuff
and its a nice feeling thing by itself, guess there is extra sensitivity there
relax and fiddle a bit first
little by little
it doesnt hurt if there is gentleness
dont be scared at all
better than 69 as there isnt the mismatched hight thing
or the problem of having to do and be done at the same time
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9 Jan 2004, 16:34
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
scared of a willy in your bottom?
i bet you have done big fat poops about the size of willies before
its a stretchy kinda place
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
Who are you talking to?
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Who are you talking to?
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me probably.
true as this is, they're GOING THE OTHER WAY. i dont want them actively trying to be in me, yknow?
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
lol
Run Phang, run.
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