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31 May 2008, 12:41
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Warden
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Far Side
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What's in your Agenda? - Round 27
The Hidden Agenda is a UK based charity working worldwide to improve conditions for retired military and NASA chimpanzees.
Founded early in 2005, Hidden Agenda has taken care of over 250 chimps.
These chimps were subjected to years of torturous training, pushing buttons and pulling levers, only for most of them to have their hopes and dreams of piloting fighter jets and spacecraft dashed against the rocks. Budget cuts, ethics committees, and the rise of unchimped probes left them with nowhere to go and nothing to do.
Unable to return to their natural habitat for fear that they would not survive, or worse, would survive - only to use their new skills in organising an uprising and overthrowing human civilisation - we have developed a scheme to use Planetarion to keep them occupied.
Our sponsorship scheme normally asks for £3 a month, but this month we are focusing on gaining volunteers to give these poor primates a purpose in their golden years.
Although generally able to organise themselves, we require a human presence to keep them focused on the game and the screens clear of the faeces they sometimes throw when frustrated.
By organising daily attacks we can focus their uncanny tactical skills in a safe, controlled, environment. The heavy use of IRC, reminiscent of the command line tools developed in the 50s and 60s for their training, provides a comfortable and familiar presence. Our plain and simple web tools allow access to slightly more sophisticated concepts and calculations.
If you'd like to volunteer please see a warden in #hidden-a.
Thanks to a very generous donation from Fidel Castro, we have an unlimited supply of Cuban bananas for you to feed to your chimp/self.
P.S. We don't not condone the use of dancing bananas in forum posts because it frustrates the chimps, who have suffered enough already.
Last edited by SpaceMonkey; 31 May 2008 at 18:30.
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31 May 2008, 13:38
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Hibernating
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Team Kesha
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Re: What's in your Agenda? - Round 27
Nice post but I think you forgot to mention your public irc channel...
Still #hidden-a ?
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31 May 2008, 14:41
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 279
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Re: What's in your Agenda? - Round 27
Nice post again SpaceMonkey, makes me laugh every time.
yes our public channel is still #hidden-a
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31 May 2008, 17:41
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Coder/Fixer/Lover/Winnah
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Re: What's in your Agenda? - Round 27
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31 May 2008, 17:43
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that one dude
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 200
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Re: What's in your Agenda? - Round 27
probably the most creative rec post ive seen in a while.
good job.
happy roiding!
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31 May 2008, 20:43
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p3nguins Master Chief
Join Date: Jan 2008
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Re: What's in your Agenda? - Round 27
hah, thats just class, nice job SpaceMonkey!
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3 Jun 2008, 15:56
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Unregistered User
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: The Wired
Posts: 34
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Re: What's in your Agenda? - Round 27
Nice one. Good luck this round Hidden Agenda.
I'll try and see if I have time to throw in a banana from time to time.
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4 Jun 2008, 11:12
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Leader of the Membrivians
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 412
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Re: What's in your Agenda? - Round 27
Great creative thread ^^
Good luck, Hidden Agenda!
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5 Jun 2008, 12:41
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Mercenary
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Todmorden
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Re: What's in your Agenda? - Round 27
haha, i like it.
Good luck
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5 Jun 2008, 20:55
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Knight of Ni!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Oslo Norway
Posts: 298
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Re: What's in your Agenda? - Round 27
hey colt \o
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7 Jun 2008, 20:38
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StarCraft II Pro Wannabe!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 128
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Re: What's in your Agenda? - Round 27
Good luck guys.
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19 Jun 2008, 18:35
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Belgium
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Re: What's in your Agenda? - Round 27
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23 Jun 2008, 09:13
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2008
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