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Unread 5 Apr 2003, 11:57   #1
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Some Midday Humour

Three couples were at the same hotel in Antigua for their Honeymoons. On the night of arrival , the three men were left alone in the bar whilst their partners "Went to the ladies room" , and they chatted about what they were going to do tonight.

They devised a little code , whereby they would each see who had scored more times during the night by ordering rounds of toast the next morning

The night passes , loudly, as you would expect.

So the next morning , as theyre sitting at breakfast , the waitress asks "So what would you like this morning sir"

"Ill have a full english breakfast , and three rounds of toast"

The other two obviously think hes done pretty well.

The waitress walks up the second husband and asks "So what would you like this morning sir"

"Ill have a full english breakfast , and five rounds of toast"

The other two men are equally impressed.

So the waitress walks up to the third man and asks what he wants for breakfast

"Ill have a fill english breakfast , and seven rounds of toast"

The others are impressed , and acknowledge him the winner.

As the waitress turns to leave , he taps her on the shoulder and says "And can you make two of those brown".
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Unread 5 Apr 2003, 12:13   #2
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Unread 5 Apr 2003, 17:07   #4
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does that mean that he shagged a black woman twice as well as his wife

did he shag two black women as well as his wife

or is this an anal thing? in which case what type of toast would a blow job be, eh eh?!!!?
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Unread 5 Apr 2003, 17:15   #5
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does that mean that he shagged a black woman twice as well as his wife

did he shag two black women as well as his wife

or is this an anal thing? in which case what type of toast would a blow job be, eh eh?!!!?

If you dont KNOW , im not TELLING you
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Unread 5 Apr 2003, 17:20   #6
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Re: Some Midday Humour

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"Ill have a full english breakfast , and three rounds of toast"

The other two obviously think hes done pretty well.

The waitress walks up the second husband and asks "So what would you like this morning sir"

"Ill have a full english breakfast , and five rounds of toast"

The other two men are equally impressed.


So your saying that having sex 3 times is as "equally impress[ive]" as having sex 5 times?!

I think you are.

Why are they Honeymooning in Antigua anyway?
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After 7 times I'm sure he wouldn't be Feeling Fine
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Unread 5 Apr 2003, 17:53   #8
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So your saying that having sex 3 times is as "equally impress[ive]" as having sex 5 times?!

I think you are.

Why are they Honeymooning in Antigua anyway?
Both Men are equally impressed.

As in "Man 1 and Man 2 share the same degree of impressedness at the abilities of Man 3"

However , as i feel that further discussions of this nature with someone such as yourself are counter-productive , i shall from now on simply counter all your arguments with "Shut up Dace you Fag".
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Unread 5 Apr 2003, 22:48   #10
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HE HAD ANAL SEX YOU MORONS

TWICE

UP THE ASS

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I don't think I can be bothered to have sex more than once a night.


I think I have low testosterone levels.





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Unread 5 Apr 2003, 23:03   #12
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well done matrim

you have 0 chance of pulling a women on these forums

although due to Rule 1, you wont anyway
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