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5 Apr 2003, 11:57
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Has Soup On His Head
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Some Midday Humour
Three couples were at the same hotel in Antigua for their Honeymoons. On the night of arrival , the three men were left alone in the bar whilst their partners "Went to the ladies room" , and they chatted about what they were going to do tonight.
They devised a little code , whereby they would each see who had scored more times during the night by ordering rounds of toast the next morning
The night passes , loudly, as you would expect.
So the next morning , as theyre sitting at breakfast , the waitress asks "So what would you like this morning sir"
"Ill have a full english breakfast , and three rounds of toast"
The other two obviously think hes done pretty well.
The waitress walks up the second husband and asks "So what would you like this morning sir"
"Ill have a full english breakfast , and five rounds of toast"
The other two men are equally impressed.
So the waitress walks up to the third man and asks what he wants for breakfast
"Ill have a fill english breakfast , and seven rounds of toast"
The others are impressed , and acknowledge him the winner.
As the waitress turns to leave , he taps her on the shoulder and says "And can you make two of those brown".
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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5 Apr 2003, 12:13
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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fairly bad
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5 Apr 2003, 12:14
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The Twilight of the Gods
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There was something wrong with the title.
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5 Apr 2003, 17:07
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share the <3
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does that mean that he shagged a black woman twice as well as his wife
did he shag two black women as well as his wife
or is this an anal thing? in which case what type of toast would a blow job be, eh eh?!!!?
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5 Apr 2003, 17:15
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
does that mean that he shagged a black woman twice as well as his wife
did he shag two black women as well as his wife
or is this an anal thing? in which case what type of toast would a blow job be, eh eh?!!!?
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If you dont KNOW , im not TELLING you
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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5 Apr 2003, 17:20
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Twisted
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: Some Midday Humour
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Originally posted by Kurashima
"Ill have a full english breakfast , and three rounds of toast"
The other two obviously think hes done pretty well.
The waitress walks up the second husband and asks "So what would you like this morning sir"
"Ill have a full english breakfast , and five rounds of toast"
The other two men are equally impressed.
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So your saying that having sex 3 times is as "equally impress[ive]" as having sex 5 times?!
I think you are.
Why are they Honeymooning in Antigua anyway?
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5 Apr 2003, 17:41
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
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After 7 times I'm sure he wouldn't be Feeling Fine™
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5 Apr 2003, 17:53
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Re: Some Midday Humour
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Originally posted by Amoril
So your saying that having sex 3 times is as "equally impress[ive]" as having sex 5 times?!
I think you are.
Why are they Honeymooning in Antigua anyway?
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Both Men are equally impressed.
As in "Man 1 and Man 2 share the same degree of impressedness at the abilities of Man 3"
However , as i feel that further discussions of this nature with someone such as yourself are counter-productive , i shall from now on simply counter all your arguments with " Shut up Dace you Fag".
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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5 Apr 2003, 18:32
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Cooki-Monster
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Ireland
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did he shag the other 2 wifes
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5 Apr 2003, 22:48
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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HE HAD ANAL SEX YOU MORONS
TWICE
UP THE ASS
RIGHT UP
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5 Apr 2003, 23:00
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
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I don't think I can be bothered to have sex more than once a night.
I think I have low testosterone levels.
Matrim
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5 Apr 2003, 23:03
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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well done matrim
you have 0 chance of pulling a women on these forums
although due to Rule 1, you wont anyway
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