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30 Jul 2003, 22:53
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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If you could own a blowup doll
of any person ever, who would you pick to inflate? And why. And what'd you do with he/she/it?
And it doesn't even have to be in a sexual manner!
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30 Jul 2003, 22:55
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Gubbish
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Re: If you could a blowup doll
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Originally posted by pablissimo
And it doesn't even have to be in a sexual manner!
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What, you'd discuss philosophy with it? Eat dinner together?
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30 Jul 2003, 22:57
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Cooki-Monster
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Ireland
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Re: If you could own a blowup doll
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Originally posted by pablissimo
of any person ever, who would you pick to inflate? And why. And what'd you do with he/she/it?
And it doesn't even have to be in a sexual manner!
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paul thats just wrong
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30 Jul 2003, 22:59
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: Re: If you could a blowup doll
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Originally posted by W
What, you'd discuss philosophy with it? Eat dinner together?
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Well, how about getting a blowup doll of Dale Winton, and strapping it to the back of an elderly man with crutches who doesn't possess the ability to remove it, and so has to walk around with Dale Winton on his back.
See?
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30 Jul 2003, 22:59
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The Twilight of the Gods
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A clown!
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30 Jul 2003, 22:59
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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[horny teen]Denise Richards and... *ahem*[/horny teen]
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30 Jul 2003, 23:01
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: autogenic misery
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Jesus, so I don't have to use a mirror to see myself.
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30 Jul 2003, 23:02
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Klaatu barada nikto
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: St. Paul, Minnesota
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Re: Re: If you could a blowup doll
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Originally posted by W
What, you'd discuss philosophy with it? Eat dinner together?
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Take it for a drive.
It turns out there's a market for blow-up dolls in states that have minimum occupancy lanes on freeways.
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30 Jul 2003, 23:05
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Oslo
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Elisha Cuthbert (the 24 babe)
purely for sexual purposes
always wondereed how a blowupdoll feels like
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30 Jul 2003, 23:40
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Cat Deeley. Man I would love to sex wee over her
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31 Jul 2003, 00:09
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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WorkMonkey's mom. So i could **** her brains out, cum all over her, take pictures and send him whit the text "i've actually HAD your mom!"
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31 Jul 2003, 00:18
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Swansea
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i would like one of saddam hussain so i can video me killing the dude to get the $25 mil
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31 Jul 2003, 00:27
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
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Elisha Cuthbert.
For philosophical discussion purposes.
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31 Jul 2003, 00:46
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Sarah Michelle Gellar.
For staking purposes. Rawr.
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31 Jul 2003, 00:47
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
Sarah Michelle Gellar.
For staking purposes. Rawr.
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Practicing with Mr Pointy?
Dawg.
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31 Jul 2003, 00:55
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home wrecker
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: The other side of the galaxy ;)
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Sayonara. He's such a cutie, I don't think I could help myself.
I'd deflate him, wrap him up in brown paper, and mail him to Hobbie.
That'd be a nice present for him.
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31 Jul 2003, 01:01
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
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It would certainly be an upgraded from just pretending.
OH! Can he saaaay that??!
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31 Jul 2003, 13:46
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lol
Join Date: Jul 2003
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That girl who plays Hermonie in the Harry Potter films.
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31 Jul 2003, 15:12
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by I Am Grimble
That girl who plays Hermonie in the Harry Potter films.
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT, YOU DIRTY NORWEGIAN?
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31 Jul 2003, 16:47
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Historian
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Who needs a blow-up doll?
Go for a www.realestatedoll.com instead.
Oh, and Eliza Dushku.
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31 Jul 2003, 16:49
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
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David D. Friedman or Paul Birch, for discussing economics and politics.
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31 Jul 2003, 16:58
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
Sarah Michelle Gellar.
For staking purposes. Rawr.
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Did you see the episode where SPike had a Buffy Bot made by Johnathon so he could sex her up?
I think bots are better than blowup dolls because you can make them react and act however you like.
KA CHING.
so.
my Babe Bot would be Angelina Jolie for her blowjob lips and Sarah Michelle Gellar and Eliza Dushku and Eva Mendes and keira Knightly and George Clooney and the real God.
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31 Jul 2003, 17:04
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Motherfracker
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31 Jul 2003, 17:23
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 98
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Pricing
standard female model: $5999.00 - includes all three entries.
you'd think if someone could afford one of those that he would have enough $ to have a gold digger or two to choose from
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31 Jul 2003, 17:33
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
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I don't know anything about constitutionality but I can't fault his logic. If the Church is losing numbers that's a success for athiesm. Their adoption of populist doctrine is a loss for everyone. Wow, I now have a position on something I don't care about.
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31 Jul 2003, 18:11
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lol
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: lol
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT, YOU DIRTY NORWEGIAN? [/b]
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I would dye my hair black, put on some round glasses and show her my wizards broom.
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31 Jul 2003, 19:22
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by queball
David D. Friedman or Paul Birch, for discussing economics and politics.
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Who the **** is Paul Birch?
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31 Jul 2003, 20:05
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
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some guy i found on the internet
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31 Jul 2003, 22:33
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Quote:
Originally posted by I Am Grimble
I would dye my hair black, put on some round glasses and show her my wizards broom.
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This made me giggle.
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1 Aug 2003, 18:08
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Quote:
Originally posted by queball
If the Church is losing numbers that's a success for athiesm.
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They'd lose numbers despite being disestablished, as in France/German (admittedly I haven't checked the stats there tbh). Only blacks and old people go to church anymore.
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1 Aug 2003, 18:14
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Yeah. Dammit, "atheism".
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