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25 Feb 2003, 20:30
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- Sex Therapist -
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Oral Sex Anyone?
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<Pyr0> but i dont want cum on my scanner
<meaple> its glass, it wipes off
<Pyr0> i dont trust you
<meaple> I want 2 c ur cum
<Pyr0> patience young padowan
<AliasX> oh jeasus
<AliasX> this channel did turn gay
*** yahwe ( [email protected]) has joined channel #forums
<Oye> that cant be a coincidence
<meaple> he heard you
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25 Feb 2003, 20:32
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
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makes sense
if the government wants me to recieve head
then so be it
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25 Feb 2003, 20:33
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Cooki-Monster
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Location: Ireland
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Re: Oral Sex Anyone?
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FUN FUN FUN AT PLANETARION
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25 Feb 2003, 20:36
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- Sex Therapist -
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Re: Re: Oral Sex Anyone?
Quote:
Originally posted by cookiemay
Damien how could u
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<Pyr0> but i dont want cum on my scanner
<meaple> its glass, it wipes off
<Pyr0> i dont trust you
<meaple> I want 2 c ur cum
<Pyr0> patience young padowan
<AliasX> oh jeasus
<AliasX> this channel did turn gay
*** yahwe ( [email protected]) has joined channel #forums
<Oye> that cant be a coincidence
<meaple> he heard you
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25 Feb 2003, 20:36
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Cute and cuddly
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telling kids to have oral sex at young age. that won't encourage little boys to do that once and then move onto DIRTY SEX up the poop shute.
the order should be
touching
handjob
blowjob
anal sex
I don't know of any other kinds of sex. please tell me if you know so i can add it to my list!
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25 Feb 2003, 20:37
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Gone
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Why don't they tell them all to have gay sex until they reach 20? That'll lower the teenage pregnancy rate.
Stupid twats.
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25 Feb 2003, 20:39
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Cute and cuddly
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Why don't they tell them all to have gay sex until they reach 20? That'll lower the teenage pregnancy rate.
Stupid twats.
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they do. at private schools.
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25 Feb 2003, 20:52
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Vermin Supreme
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bloomers III
telling kids to have oral sex at young age. that won't encourage little boys to do that once and then move onto DIRTY SEX up the poop shute.
the order should be
touching
handjob
blowjob
anal sex
I don't know of any other kinds of sex. please tell me if you know so i can add it to my list!
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tit ****ing ofc. and i guess 'sex', but the whole point was to give kids alternatives...
most everything past that is just a fetish, or already fits in some other category (like tea bagging), or something like that.
pretty complete now.
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25 Feb 2003, 20:53
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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I wish the norwegian schools would do the same!
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25 Feb 2003, 21:01
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
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group wanking sessions ahoy.
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25 Feb 2003, 21:10
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bloomers III
I don't know of any other kinds of sex. please tell me if you know so i can add it to my list!
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Nasal
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All the bad things follow us down,
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We’re hitting a new low.
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26 Feb 2003, 02:24
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Guest
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The Nashmeister is coming to Engerland.
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26 Feb 2003, 07:23
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Lonely analytic
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bloomers III
they do. at private schools.
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'PRIVATE' FIDDLING SHOCKA
BOOM BOOM
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26 Feb 2003, 07:58
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Registered User
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Goddammit I just finished a satirical ****ing piece on this same goddamn topic. Now the real world had to go and take my idea.
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26 Feb 2003, 08:55
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Mr. Blobby
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Alternatively, you could inform the masses of the various amounts of STD's going around, including some nasty photographs of affected bodily parts, then add the disadvantages of getting pregnant at a young age and advise to use condoms. Maybe even drop the price of said prophylactic.
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26 Feb 2003, 09:54
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Just take a wank while sat on the toilet with a porno mag. Nobody gets pregnant there.
Or purge the females.
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26 Feb 2003, 11:10
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Yuba stalks me
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: San Diego
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
Just take a wank while sat on the toilet with a porno mag. Nobody gets pregnant there.
Or purge the females.
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hey hey hey ... no purging us. Its just not nice.
Go back to wanking.
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* Arbac stabs elusion all over
<Arbac> lick that bastard!
<elusion> hey licking is sweet :/
<elusion> it's a way of showing affection stabbing is not a way of showing affection
<elusion> stabbing is a way of a psychotic murderer :/
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26 Feb 2003, 12:28
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cynic
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yeah, had already heard this as my GF works in a school, the only thing is, think back to when you were at school/look at you teachers. Would you WANT those individuals telling you about oral sex???????
The mind boggles i tell you :/
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26 Feb 2003, 12:36
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Issuing teachers with knitting needles should be persuading.
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26 Feb 2003, 16:17
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Anal Crumb
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a spokeswoman said. "We trust head teachers and teachers to make sensible decisions about sex education."
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26 Feb 2003, 17:08
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Look over there!
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Nice selective quotation on that page. "Britain has the highest teenage pregnancy rate" highlighted, omitting "in western europe".
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26 Feb 2003, 17:09
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Mr. Blobby
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Location: Belgium
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Quote:
Originally posted by G_frog
Nice selective quotation on that page. "Britain has the highest teenage pregnancy rate" highlighted, omitting "in western europe".
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Outside of Western Europe BE DRAGONS
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26 Feb 2003, 17:30
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IRC Lackey
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by deerbarn
a spokeswoman said. "We trust head teachers and teachers to make sensible decisions about sex education."
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haha
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26 Feb 2003, 17:35
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by deerbarn
head teachers
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Nice work, if you can get it.
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