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Unread 19 Sep 2006, 11:04   #1
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Bored at work

Well I am really bored with the internet.

There doesn't seem to be much on it anymore, however in the hope of reinstalling my faith in the internet I was hoping that GD could recommend some sites to entertain me while I am at work.

Please note my workplace does have websense ;/
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Re: Bored at work

i go between GD, PB, talkforest, myspace, bbc, guardian, hotmail and repeat until they're all read.

Then I branch out and read some blogs, or maybe something I'm interested in that day like cricinfo or some socialist writings or something.

Generally I end up playing games in the PB arcade though...
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I know this will sound crazy but have you tried doing some work to relieve the boredom?
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I'm working all the time, but I can read and surf while I work. Its a skill I picked up in vietnam.
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I have nothing to do at work at the moment.
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Re: Bored at work

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I have nothing to do at work at the moment.
What would your boss do if they found you doing something else in the meantime i.e. reading a book or watching a DVD?

Are you supposed to look for something to do?
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Unread 19 Sep 2006, 13:23   #7
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Re: Bored at work

My boss frequently finds me not doing work.

The fact is that the work I'm meant to be doing (usually) gets done.

At the moment I've just started a new placement and I found out what I'm vaguely meant to be doing last week. I can't get started until my new boss emails the IT department to authorise my use of the software. Oh and emails the other directors to tell them that I'm going to be asking them some questions.
So what I've actually been doing yesterday and today is handing over the work to the person who's taking over my old placement. That's done and I now have nothing to get on with really.
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Re: Bored at work

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My boss frequently finds me not doing work.

The fact is that the work I'm meant to be doing (usually) gets done.

At the moment I've just started a new placement and I found out what I'm vaguely meant to be doing last week. I can't get started until my new boss emails the IT department to authorise my use of the software. Oh and emails the other directors to tell them that I'm going to be asking them some questions.
So what I've actually been doing yesterday and today is handing over the work to the person who's taking over my old placement. That's done and I now have nothing to get on with really.
Go home? Would anyone miss you?
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I 'might' get an important email or phonecall.

Also, sitting at my desk typing on the Internet and having piles of paper around me makes it look like I'm working away.
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Re: Bored at work

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I have nothing to do at work at the moment.
I have not had any work to do since 1st August. I'm currently between assignments and only go into the office for about 3 hours a week.

I still get paid though. Also, there is no pressure on me to find a new assignment for the next 45 days. Only after 3 months of doing nothing will anybody start to notice.

I love working for a large PLC.
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I`ve done hardly any work since April/May this year. Just the odd task here and there.
I love it when the students are away
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Re: Bored at work

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I 'might' get an important email or phonecall.

Also, sitting at my desk typing on the Internet and having piles of paper around me makes it look like I'm working away.
you guys recruiting by anychance
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Well I am really bored with the internet.
Oi - sacriledge! Go back internetting asap - my job depends on as many people using the internet as humanly possible. Preferably the websites of our clients.
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yeh probably.

I'll be busier as soon as my manager sends out the emails he said he would.
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I just applied for Incapacity Benefits!

Vampy and I are going to be scrounging bums together!
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NB3 was employed to make it look like his boss had something to do. I think he sat online all day and had to backup something at the end of the day and be around till 6pm. It was pretty shit when the job ended
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I just did!
I'm in a lecture, which is far more important than some work thing
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Re: Bored at work

Well I have been applying for better jobs for at lest 1 1/2 years now but with no success. And my current job is in a dam factory just shifting stuff around. How blargin boring is that, and it’s for 10 and a half hours a day.

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Anybody that hasnt tried it should give sales a go. If you got the skills, you can make some serious money, if not....well most you will lose is a month of your life
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which is no longer a requirement of modern day soceity imo. Except for those damn sliding doors!
And steaming up glass
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quite amusing story's kept me reading for around 3 boring work days
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This guy is funny, although you have to question how he remembers all this with a BAC of 0.15?

11:30: I pause while unzipping my pants, wondering what type of underwear, if any, I have on. I consider not taking my pants off. I realize that getting food quickly is more crucial than my dignity. < --- good to see his priorities are right
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Re: Bored at work

If you really want to sell your sole, don't just go into sales, go into Telemarketing. I did that for several months last year to have a job, luckily I hardly ever sold anything and never actually pushed a product, so I'm pretty sure my sole is still partially intact.
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If you really want to sell your sole, don't just go into sales, go into Telemarketing. I did that for several months last year to have a job, luckily I hardly ever sold anything and never actually pushed a product, so I'm pretty sure my sole is still partially intact.
I would suggest a shoe shop.
Or a fishmongers.
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Is there actually a difference?!
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NB3 was employed to make it look like his boss had something to do. I think he sat online all day and had to backup something at the end of the day and be around till 6pm. It was pretty shit when the job ended
His next job might not be anything like that (if he gets it)
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Which he did :-) From next friday on we are officially collegues o_O
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Which he did :-) From next friday on we are officially collegues o_O
For some reason I thought you were Dutch.
Or is that a different Shadow?
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For some reason I thought you were Dutch.
Or is that a different Shadow?
It is the same Shadow - my old account was deleted (with my approval) due to the size of the TFD and TC threads and the complications in removing these. (Long story - you would have had to be there to understand. These threads where the largest ever to be created on the PA forums and took up a lot of database space.)

Yes I am Dutch - but I have an English girlfriend (Zyle) - whom I met in PA roughly 6-7 years ago. We have had a serious relationship for over 5 years. (We hit it off irl on 28-12-2001 if you want to know..)
About a year ago, I emigrated to the UK and started working for the company I work for right now. NB3 whom I met about a year ago as well (living in the same city and all...) is now going to work for the same company.

Hope that sheds some light on things
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It is the same Shadow - my old account was deleted (with my approval) due to the size of the TFD and TC threads and the complications in removing these. (Long story - you would have had to be there to understand. These threads where the largest ever to be created on the PA forums and took up a lot of database space.)
I remember them.

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Yes I am Dutch - but I have an English girlfriend (Zyle) - whom I met in PA roughly 6-7 years ago. We have had a serious relationship for over 5 years. (We hit it off irl on 28-12-2001 if you want to know..)
About a year ago, I emigrated to the UK and started working for the company I work for right now. NB3 whom I met about a year ago as well (living in the same city and all...) is now going to work for the same company.

Hope that sheds some light on things
Ah yes, so you are the same Shadow that I met when Aryn came over.
Just checking

Hi btw.
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Ah yes, so you are the same Shadow that I met when Aryn came over.
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Re: Bored at work

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quite amusing story's kept me reading for around 3 boring work days
http://www.tuckermax.com
though i dont know how i got to that site, might have been by these forums
Wow, that's probably some of the funniest shit I've read in a while.

Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue .. had me in tears.
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Tucker is right he will surely burn in hell.
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Re: Bored at work

seen that site and the shit he writes is crap , if half it was true his dick would have fallen off by now
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seen that site and the shit he writes is crap , if half it was true his dick would have fallen off by now
Why? He says he's been checked for STIs many times.

Also who cares if it's true or not? Does a story have to be true to make it great?
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Re: Bored at work

Usually comedians take a bit of artisic license and exaggerate / change the story.

However, his site seems to be "this is what i do all the time", so it'd be a bit of a let down if it was all/mainly lies.

Assuming you like and support the site in the first place.
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It depends. Sometimes, yes.
If we found out (for example) that Dace's stories were exaggerated or madeup, would it make them less funny?
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If we found out (for example) that Dace's stories were exaggerated or madeup, would it make them less funny?
If we knew the stories weren't true then i don't think they would be funny.
The fact that a story isn't true but noone knows this, doesn't make it not funny.

Also, there's a big difference between exagerated and made up.
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If we found out (for example) that Dace's stories were exaggerated or madeup, would it make them less funny?
In certain cases, yes. I'm not completely disagreeing with your point - I have said many times that I didn't 100% believe everything Vermillion posted here - but that didn't stop him being quite a good poster.

However, certain stories have additional impact because they are true. If I posted a story of how I got (say) stabbed in four seperate instances in one week then the sheer randomness of the event would be what made it interesting (and my compelling prose of course ). If however you found out I made it all up then yeah, it does lose something. If nothing else if you're making shit up then why not just have me stabbed four hundred times in a week? Why not just have a story where I have to sword fight ten thousand ninjas to get home from the pub one day and then I save the Earth from an alien invasion? And so on.

And what Stew said. Everyone is granted artistic licence when anecdote telling. Exaggerations are fine - I expect "five drinks" to become "eight drinks" or "moderately attractive barmaid" to become "Mischa Barton" in any competently told story. But if you're inventing things entirely then just go write a screenplay already.
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