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Unread 2 Sep 2003, 08:23   #1
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Library etiquette - picking up people?
Is it by far possible to pick up people at a library?

Because there's a foxy blonde 4´ a clock, distance 30 feet, from me here. A very foxy one.

If it is possible, I am taking suggestions for good library one-liners and pick up lines.

Thank you.

I should SO get a life.

**** it.

ps.

hurry up, she won't be there forever.

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if you don't, I'll have to start reading the bloody CX parapsychology sourcebook again, and you know that's not good for my mental stability.
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Unread 2 Sep 2003, 08:41   #2
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'hi, whatcha reading?' wait what she says.. if convo doesnt go on its course from there just go shoot yourself.

ofc remember to introduce yourself unless she knows ya name.

mut jos oot antisosiaalinen paska niin en oikeen voi auttaa
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to point out i find it rather easy to converse with chix as i'm in a class with me and 20'ish girls. damn shudda taken that processtechnics instead of this chemistry side.. tho otherwise it's rather nice.


oh and pickup lines suck goat. ;/
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i was wondering if you wanted to go get a coffee?

Learnt anything yet?

Ive been here for the past 2 hours and ive learnt nothing. How bout you?

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Or what would be much much better is if you recognised the book shes reading and 'crack a joke'.
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i work in a library, i'm not allowed to chat up the customers
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i work in a library, i'm not allowed to chat up the customers
yes but ur wierd so its for their safety
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i work in a library, i'm not allowed to chat up the customers
My mate is allowed to chat up customers... only when:
  • He fetches a book from the shelves
  • They come up to him at the helpdesk

Maybe it's my area.




On the topic though, I know someone (well not that well enough) who works a few metres away from me & I need to ask her out.

I'll just go for the "do you want to go out for a pizza?"
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i can talk to them, and kind of chat them up, and if i see them ouside work then i can do something about it. But if i ever actaully asked someone out while i was at work i would probably get a warning
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kiss her and if she starts to protest put a finger to her lips and say 'silence in the library at all times'
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kiss her and if she starts to protest put a finger to her lips and say 'silence in the library at all times'
Put a knife to her back and say 'Meet me @ then pub @ 8 or i wil mulil8 u'


THEN put a finger to her lips when she starts to protest or call the police.
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i was wondering if you wanted to go get a coffee?

Learnt anything yet?

Ive been here for the past 2 hours and ive learnt nothing. How bout you?

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Or what would be much much better is if you recognised the book shes reading and 'crack a joke'.
I think we are on the same level Jammy.

And you deserve a double threatment for even bothering to repeat yourself. Actually, you could sticky my 'Learn to get dates in 10 minutes' thread.
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