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Unread 19 Jun 2003, 16:25   #1
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How the hell....
do you lose a whole
a boeing 727 airplane? and a pilot to fly it in the same country.

its 153 feet long ffs!

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Since then, US spy satellites have taken pictures of remote airstrips throughout Africa and US diplomats have been seeking the aircraft.
glad to see someone else is worried too...
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Unread 19 Jun 2003, 16:28   #2
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heh, wonder how long it will take them to find it
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Unread 19 Jun 2003, 16:33   #3
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HAVE THEY CHECKED THEIR POCKETS!?!
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Unread 19 Jun 2003, 16:35   #4
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I found a few handy hints for car security and adapted them for this situation;
  • Take Your Keys. Nearly 20 percent of all aeroplanes stolen had the keys in them.
  • Lock Your Aircraft. Approximately 50 percent of all aeroplanes stolen were left unlocked.
  • Park in Well-lit Areas. More than half of all aeroplane thefts occur at night
  • Never Leave Your Aeroplane Running, Even if You'll Only Be Gone for a Minute. Jumbo jets are commonly stolen at convenience stores, gas stations, ATM's etc. Many aeroplanes are also stolen on cold mornings when the owner leaves the plane running to warm up.
  • Disable Your Jumbo Jet When Leaving it Unattended for an Extended Period. Remove the electronic ignition fuse, coil wire, rotor distributor, wings, or otherwise disable your aeroplane anytime thieves may have extended access to it
CRIME, TOGETHER WE'LL CRACK IT !!![
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Unread 19 Jun 2003, 16:42   #5
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I found a few handy hints for car security and adapted them for this situation;
  • Take Your Keys. Nearly 20 percent of all aeroplanes stolen had the keys in them.
  • Lock Your Aircraft. Approximately 50 percent of all aeroplanes stolen were left unlocked.
  • Park in Well-lit Areas. More than half of all aeroplane thefts occur at night
  • Never Leave Your Aeroplane Running, Even if You'll Only Be Gone for a Minute. Jumbo jets are commonly stolen at convenience stores, gas stations, ATM's etc. Many aeroplanes are also stolen on cold mornings when the owner leaves the plane running to warm up.
  • Disable Your Jumbo Jet When Leaving it Unattended for an Extended Period. Remove the electronic ignition fuse, coil wire, rotor distributor, wings, or otherwise disable your aeroplane anytime thieves may have extended access to it
CRIME, TOGETHER WE'LL CRACK IT !!![
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Unread 19 Jun 2003, 16:44   #6
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the next level of 'joyriding' for scoucers
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the next level of 'joyriding' for scoucers
ermm....scousers dont live in Africa
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Unread 19 Jun 2003, 16:53   #8
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ermm....scousers dont live in Africa
yes they do why d'ya think africa is always in a mess???
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yes they do why d'ya think africa is always in a mess???
the ******s?
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Imperialists doesn't have that many letters?
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JFK airport, where it was sheduled to land, this is just another con for the states to go to war against someone, duh...
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It's Africa.

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