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24 Sep 2005, 18:47
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Heh, Leeds !
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You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
The neighbour walks past the fence and as you watch his head over the top you think 'That would make a great headshot.......'
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24 Sep 2005, 19:01
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Hi there ...
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
' ... when you enter every building through the ventilation opening.'
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#Reunion
[Ascendancy] - While you were trying, we were sleeping
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24 Sep 2005, 19:08
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
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Originally Posted by jupp
' ... when you enter every building through the ventilation opening.'
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i usually do that anyway
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The George Harrison of BlueTuba
Yes, I know he is dead !
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24 Sep 2005, 19:19
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PA Team
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
You strafe around corners so people can't take you by surprise
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r8-10 RaH r10.5-12 MISTU
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24 Sep 2005, 19:38
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Hi there ...
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
'... take out your knife when you have to run for the bus ...'
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#Reunion
[Ascendancy] - While you were trying, we were sleeping
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24 Sep 2005, 19:45
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Insomniac
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
you throw empty coke cans into the bin from across the room and turn around so the 'flashbang cant blind you'
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24 Sep 2005, 19:51
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Caveat Lector
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Tucson, Arizona
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when you see soldiers on tv patrolling in Iraq (on the news) and think they're acting like noobs
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24 Sep 2005, 21:44
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
You miss the X Factor
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24 Sep 2005, 22:43
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break it down!
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
You start shouting "STOP CAMPING YOU n00b!!!" at tramps
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24 Sep 2005, 22:45
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overtired
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
you can think of something about it to put in this thread
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24 Sep 2005, 23:13
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PA Team
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
You go to a funeral and wonder why everyone's so sad as the person will have respawned by now
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24 Sep 2005, 23:40
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I see you!
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Location: In any girl
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
****ing Awp Noob!
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24 Sep 2005, 23:46
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
this thread makes you laugh rather than causing embarrasment and slight disgust.
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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25 Sep 2005, 00:41
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...you jump around the streets shouting about how you're going to pwn noobs.
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25 Sep 2005, 01:16
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Street Tramp
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...you make shit threads about it.
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25 Sep 2005, 01:34
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Registered User
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...you wake up and try to defuse the alarm clock.
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Omen
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25 Sep 2005, 01:38
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Banned
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when a moderator of a multi-player online space-based strategy game forum closes your thread for being too geeky.
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25 Sep 2005, 01:41
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...you walk past a stack of crates and wonder why you can't cap the ass of the whimpering n00b cowering behind it with your AWP aimbot wallhack cheats that don't seem to be working right now...
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25 Sep 2005, 07:43
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Luminous Flux
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Fargo, ND
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
You respond in 'RL' to a statement with "Roger that."
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25 Sep 2005, 09:54
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mmm.. pills
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...you've had it installed for longer than 5 minutes on your HDD.
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25 Sep 2005, 17:23
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:alpha:
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...you carry a kitchen knife in your hand so you can run faster.
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"There is no I in team, but there are two in anal fisting"
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25 Sep 2005, 17:24
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Lonely analytic
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
When you get all offendend when you find out your mobile teamspeak device actually costs money when you use it
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25 Sep 2005, 19:47
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:alpha:
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...you forget you're on the Counter-Terrorist side, and teamkill your Brazillian friend on the underground.
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25 Sep 2005, 20:27
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Caveat Lector
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when you make a mistake in real life and use lag as an excuse.
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25 Sep 2005, 21:37
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BlueTuba
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
when your last words on earth after being shot are "omg hax"
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27 Sep 2005, 02:07
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Luminous Flux
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Fargo, ND
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
When you get carpal tunnel syndrome, and gaming wasn't the only stress on your wrists...
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27 Sep 2005, 02:27
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Caveat Lector
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when you're suprised for ending up in jail for tk'ing in real life.
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27 Sep 2005, 02:29
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Caveat Lector
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when a mugger on the street pulls a gun on you and you start bunny hopping to dodge bullets.
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27 Sep 2005, 02:31
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Caveat Lector
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when you join a terrorist organization and sadly realize that you wont wearing a blue uniform with matching ski-ski cap.
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27 Sep 2005, 03:10
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Caveat Lector
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when you find a new found appreciation for real life because of it's realistic physics engine, quality lighting effects, and high definition anti-aliasing.
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27 Sep 2005, 04:31
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Luminous Flux
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Fargo, ND
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
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Originally Posted by s|k
...when a mugger on the street pulls a gun on you and you start bunny hopping to dodge bullets.
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I did that in an airsoft game once and it actually worked.
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27 Sep 2005, 05:25
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Caveat Lector
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
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Originally Posted by Cuddley_Battleship
I did that in an airsoft game once and it actually worked.
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Yes, every other idiot does it on battlefield 2 and it almost always works.
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27 Sep 2005, 05:27
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Caveat Lector
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when you fall off of a rooftop in real life and you don't worry because it will only take a few hp.
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27 Sep 2005, 05:30
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Caveat Lector
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when you pick up a rifle and realize that, holy shit, you've spent hours and days shooting rifles while playing CS and are an ace sharpshooter that many other gamers fear, but you can't hit the broadside of a car from two feet away in the real world.
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27 Sep 2005, 05:32
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Caveat Lector
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when on the application to join the special forces of your country you list hours of CS played and your CS stats as qualifications.
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27 Sep 2005, 05:34
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Caveat Lector
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
Help me I can't stop. Someone ban me, quick.
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27 Sep 2005, 09:42
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deserves a medal
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when you flashbang your wife when she tries to bring you some coffee
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27 Sep 2005, 10:15
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NEWSBOT
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
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Help me I can't stop. Someone ban me, quick.
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you saw it here folks!
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Pretty parks and funky scrap metal things here
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27 Sep 2005, 10:41
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Registered User
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
...you forget you're on the Counter-Terrorist side, and teamkill your Brazillian friend on the underground.
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lol, that's quite a good one.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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27 Sep 2005, 18:48
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
... when you suddenly find yourself in a warehouse holding a pistol, and not sat in front of your PC surrounded by Mountain Dew cans as you had origanally thought
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They shall not grow old, as we who are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We shall remember them.
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27 Sep 2005, 18:49
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PA Team
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
That's such a subtle reference to a video which may just have been around on the internet
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27 Sep 2005, 19:26
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
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That's such a subtle reference to a video which may just have been around on the internet
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that was kind of the point
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They shall not grow old, as we who are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We shall remember them.
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3 Oct 2005, 19:44
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Hi there ...
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
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