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24 Jan 2006, 21:10
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Professional AlcoFrolic
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Talk about a high price hooker
http://www.duskylady.com/index.asp
This lady is apparently selling herself as a future bride, with some basic T+Cs for the husband.
" Telephone Conversation:
You can purchase a personal telephone call from Miss Nyasha. There is a £100 charge for each telephone call that Miss Nyasha makes to a suitor, payable in advance and non-refundable."
And
" Basic Qualification:
To qualify for consideration and subsequent selection, each candidate must have assets of £50,000,000+. The applicant should demonstrate this by buying me a house in my name to the value of £2,000,000."
I find it hard to believe that " This is a 100% genuine and serious initiative in search of genuine love, commitment and ultimately Marriage."
You've gotta be joking :eek:
And for the record, I heard about this from a friend
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24 Jan 2006, 21:22
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Clerk
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
Jesus Mary and Joseph.
"She" cannot believe she's worth a dime, surely?
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24 Jan 2006, 21:43
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Godfather
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
50 mil plus ?
heh
good luck
If i had 50 mill plus i wouldnt need to search on some faggy internet site for a funny looking bride.
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24 Jan 2006, 21:48
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Jazz Man
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
lolcakes....because true love costs £50 million quid lol
Love is priceless...(excuse me sounding the old fart I am)
xxx
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24 Jan 2006, 22:04
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Jesus Mary and Joseph.
"She" cannot believe she's worth a dime, surely?
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I was wondering about that. Is she a she? Is that the point of it? I am confused
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24 Jan 2006, 22:45
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
That's so prime for a ytmnd spoof.
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24 Jan 2006, 22:56
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Insanely Insignificant
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Bournemouth
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
i've fallen in better looking things - outside a kebab shop in the wee small hours of the morning - than that bangkok ladyboy.
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24 Jan 2006, 23:11
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Caveat Lector
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
http://lolhooker.ytmnd.com/
I made one, but it didn't get a very high rating.
I'm not very good at mixing music.
EDIT: Oooh I can change the sound, I'm going to change it to something better.
My other one got 3 stars (was 4):
http://secretnaziegg.ytmnd.com/
Last edited by s|k; 24 Jan 2006 at 23:20.
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25 Jan 2006, 01:18
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
It has got to be some kind of windup.
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25 Jan 2006, 01:46
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Professional AlcoFrolic
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
It has got to be some kind of windup.
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Nope, tis unfortunately very real :eek:
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25 Jan 2006, 03:02
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
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Originally Posted by berzerker
Nope, tis unfortunately very real :eek:
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How d'ya know?
You met her?
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25 Jan 2006, 11:09
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
shouldn't she at the very least be good looking?
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25 Jan 2006, 11:35
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Drink is Good
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
whoa, bill gates been informed yet?
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25 Jan 2006, 12:28
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Godfather
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
hes married already duder
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25 Jan 2006, 13:52
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The Original Terran
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
Lol
Sad thing is bet someone pays for something.
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26 Jan 2006, 13:56
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
What a dinner whore.
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26 Jan 2006, 13:57
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Drink is Good
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
Quote:
Originally Posted by JammyJim
hes married already duder
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oh i didnt know, and who the **** would marry him(well alot of people for his money i suppose)
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26 Jan 2006, 14:03
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
if i had 50 mil im pretty sure that the internet would be a foreign thing to me, as i would either:
be too busy working as that would be howi made my money
or
be off lounging somewhere in the sun as i have come into/won my money
either way she is ugly anyway
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26 Jan 2006, 14:19
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Godfather
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
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26 Jan 2006, 14:19
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Drink is Good
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
she is literally dog ugly to be honest
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26 Jan 2006, 14:22
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Godfather
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker
she has more money than some 3rd world countries tho...
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