I've never been a tryer

[Achilles]

I don't know why. Or at least I'm not sure sure. It's probably my inate laziness combined with an overuse of alcohol, cannabis and other recreational drugs. But I think I'll make the effort just this once, on a whim, to make a point I think needs expressing.

I've made a handful of quick posts recently in a few snatched minutes at various internet cafes throughout my home town. Nothing serious or noteworthy to be sure. I popped in to one this evening after a night's socialising to do so again when I noticed a little message in my User CP.

your posts have been bad since you returned. try harder.

No signature of course, that would require some form of internet courage that I know to be lacking by many here. I understand, it is so hard to be brave on the internet. Nonetheless I turned my thoughts inward and reflected deeply on my shortcomings. The thread to which the comment refered was the one discussing the anal inclinations of Valle's sister. Now, while my posts there had admittedly been short, flippant and, dare I say it, just a little shit it was hardly a thread to push forward the boundaries of intellectual debate in any case.

Infact (and here comes the point I wished to make) during my two month absence from these boards there has been a very noticable decline in both thread count and quality. And with useless, shit comments like the one I received it really isn't very surprising. Why would anyone try at all, much less harder, to post on here when the only likely result is a note from the poisoned keyboard of someone so retarded that they seem actually afraid to sign their name?

ON THE INTERNET.

Anyway, my point now made I shall retire to bed, safe in the knowledge that I'm really not missing much. Which is a shame, there used to be quite a few decent threads on here. More than now at least. And here I thought that JJ was sorting all that anonymous bullshit out. Shame on you sir, for failing.