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11 May 2005, 01:24
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Look! I stole this from another forum for you!
You're quite welcome.
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Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too
good that morning.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and
say,"Happy Birthday!" and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let
Alone any happy birthday.
I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
remember...
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and
despondent...
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good
morning,Boss. Happy Birthday!"
And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and
said,"You know,it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,
let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard
ALL day. Let's go!" so we went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a
private little place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do
we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you
don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more
comfortable"
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she
came out carrying a huge birthday cake..... - followed by my wife,
children,and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there -
on the couch -
naked.
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11 May 2005, 01:30
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Look! I stole this from another forum for you!
I think you confused "another forum" with "an ancient cuneiform tablet" there.
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11 May 2005, 01:32
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Re: Look! I stole this from another forum for you!
Just because you've seen everything that's ever been on the internet ever don't get shirty with me.
Last edited by Weeks; 11 May 2005 at 01:45.
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11 May 2005, 01:39
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Re: Look! I stole this from another forum for you!
That was already old when Al Gore invented the internet. :/
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11 May 2005, 01:39
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Friendly geek of GD :-/
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Re: Look! I stole this from another forum for you!
I found it funny.
But in future to come, I will say "this is old" whenever I see this again.
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11 May 2005, 01:45
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1up on you
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Re: Look! I stole this from another forum for you!
thats funny
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11 May 2005, 02:12
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overtired
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Re: Look! I stole this from another forum for you!
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11 May 2005, 02:18
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Re: Look! I stole this from another forum for you!
This thread caters for the we-havent-seen-every-semi-decent-joke-on-the-internet-ever and the we-dont-use-the-search-button-to-search-for-two-year-old-jokes communities.
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11 May 2005, 02:24
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Gone
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Re: Look! I stole this from another forum for you!
Historians tell us that it was originally posted by an unknown Numidian scribe during the reign of the Emperor Valerian.
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11 May 2005, 02:39
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Miles Teg
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Re: Look! I stole this from another forum for you!
i've heard it is also found in some form of hitite on mars.
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11 May 2005, 12:14
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cynic
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Re: Look! I stole this from another forum for you!
we i hadn't heard it before you bunch of bastards stop trying to put the man down for bringing us humour!
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11 May 2005, 13:20
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Re: Look! I stole this from another forum for you!
Support for Idimmu.
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11 May 2005, 15:31
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I dunno...
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Re: Look! I stole this from another forum for you!
I liked it and I hadn't seen it before this wondrous day began. Thank you, bard.
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11 May 2005, 18:52
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Mistress's fluffer
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Re: Look! I stole this from another forum for you!
Made me laugh Awesome.
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11 May 2005, 20:52
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: Look! I stole this from another forum for you!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Weeks
This thread caters for the we-havent-seen-every-semi-decent-joke-on-the-internet-ever and the we-dont-use-the-search-button-to-search-for-two-year-old-jokes communities.
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i'm a proud member of WHSESDJotIEC and WDUtSBtSFTYOJC
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Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We shall remember them.
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12 May 2005, 14:10
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Registered User
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Re: Look! I stole this from another forum for you!
leshy's reply made this thread worth it. I have traes coming out of my eyes and tea from my nose now. none on the keyboard fortunately
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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12 May 2005, 14:20
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Caveat Lector
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Re: Look! I stole this from another forum for you!
11 Dec 2002, 03:35 Damn that's old ;|
I still thought it was funny though
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