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Unread 5 Jul 2003, 16:27   #1
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Lifeform Designed to Thrill

I remember someone making a 'rap' based on the lyric's of Eminem's Amityville song, so I thought i'd give it a bash..


Now everybody from the galaxies,
Put your mother fking hands up and follow me,
Everybody in the galaxies,
Put your mother fking hands up.

Now while they stand tough,
Notice that this block did not have their hands up,
This joint arbiter's got you gassed up,
Now who's afraid of the big bad block?

1, 2, 3 and to the 4,
1 block, 2 blocks, 3 blocks, 4,
4 blocks, 3 blocks, 2 blocks, 1,
You're a block, they're a block, no blocks. None.

These guys ain't no mother fking BC's,
I know everything they've got to send against me,
We are out numbered, we are spied on,
We ain't ever outgunned,
My boy sliekas did get his fleet caught,
5 of you, and you were still outfought,
We did get jumped,
By all 8 of you chumps,
And ToT did fk our girl,
We're still standing here screamin' fk the block world,
Don't ever try to judge us dude,
You don't know what the fk we've been through,
But I know somethin' about you,
If we launch our ships your fleet goes boom,
What's the matter block, you ashamed?
These guys are elite? You're fkin insane,
These guys don't wanna battle, they're shook,
And there ain't no such thing as half-way crooks,
They're scared to death, they're scared to look,
At their fking battle report,
fk you blockers.


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Unread 5 Jul 2003, 16:31   #2
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u fag klen

not bad
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Unread 5 Jul 2003, 16:32   #3
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There's too many f words in it, even if you don't write it out. If this game frustrates you then talk to your shrink, don't bother me with it.
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Unread 5 Jul 2003, 16:37   #4
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not bad for someone who has probably had more alliances than pubes ;-)

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Unread 5 Jul 2003, 16:38   #5
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There's too many f words in it, even if you don't write it out. If this game frustrates you then talk to your shrink, don't bother me with it.
I think you kind of miss the point of 'comedy'
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Unread 5 Jul 2003, 16:39   #6
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not bad for someone who has probably had more alliances than pubes ;-)

no offence.
I'm still waiting for the first one to sprout.. :/
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Unread 5 Jul 2003, 16:41   #7
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I'm still waiting for the first one to sprout.. :/
dont worry so are most of PA it seems by there attitudes on PA, and the incesant need to cheat like hell on all sides, I find it amusing how anyone can accuse LDK of cheating when there own side probably has the same amount of escorts, the only difference is that LDK are Pro's at using them.
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Unread 5 Jul 2003, 16:48   #8
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dont worry so are most of PA it seems by there attitudes on PA, and the incesant need to cheat like hell on all sides, I find it amusing how anyone can accuse LDK of cheating when there own side probably has the same amount of escorts, the only difference is that LDK are Pro's at using them.
well so far this round i've seen alot of attacks with escorts. Everytime 1st on the list was LDK, but u're right ... alot of alliance use escorts (at least they did this free round). It's a bit unfair to blame LDK everytime. But it seems ppl have a little habbit in blaming them. So let's all blame LDK when we have incs ok?

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GO GO GO GO GO GO GO KLENNEH ITS Joo roidday !!
U r Gonna roid hostile planets and ur rap is tight leik Dr Dre
and u know we dont give a **** about the winers.... :>
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Unread 5 Jul 2003, 16:49   #10
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to make it short i hate rap
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Unread 5 Jul 2003, 16:54   #11
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Unread 5 Jul 2003, 17:37   #12
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yo nigga I am chillin here on ya fat beat aight
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Unread 5 Jul 2003, 18:31   #13
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yo nigga I am chillin here on ya fat beat aight
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Unread 5 Jul 2003, 19:18   #14
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Everybody posting on AD,
Shut the hell up and listen to me,
Everybody posting on AD,
Shut the hell up,
Look, look

Now while they stopped a bit,
Notice that Eclipse have not stopped sprouting sh*t...






That would have been a better start.
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Unread 5 Jul 2003, 19:43   #15
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Everybody posting on AD,
Shut the hell up and listen to me,
Everybody posting on AD,
Shut the hell up,
Look, look

Now while they stopped a bit,
Notice that Eclipse have not stopped sprouting sh*t...
That is some tight rhyming for a 'honky'.

I may have to offer you a contract in my rapping company dear boy.
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I find it unsetteling that with the admission of certain persons into the ranks of LDK it would seem that we are not far off from developping "LDK Pride"?
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Unread 5 Jul 2003, 20:33   #17
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I find it unsetteling that with the admission of certain persons into the ranks of LDK it would seem that we are not far off from developping "LDK Pride"?

Proud to be LDK


edit: actually typed FAnG instead of LDK :s
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Unread 5 Jul 2003, 22:28   #18
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Proud to be LDK


edit: actually typed FAnG instead of LDK :s
excuse me , but did anyone call the bunch of alliance that
tried to attack legion r3 a powerblock ?

ganging up on the top is natural , especialy when so
many of us non-ldk have little respect to said alliance for obvious reasons.
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Re: Lifeform Designed to Thrill

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Adopted from Eminem's 8mile Rap Battle (B-Rabbit vs Papa Doc)
Haha
Your nick reminds me of a newbee alliance called GLX
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hehehe

nice and so very true
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Unread 6 Jul 2003, 01:25   #21
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Now while they stopped a bit,
Notice that Eclipse have not stopped sprouting sh*t...


Change of artist.. but hey...


Scouse, yeah
Yeah, yo, yo
I left the game last year
Told you all I'd leave the game last year
Everybody glad they'd see me no more
I know where I'm going and I know where I'm from
Check the new posts right here

Don't be fooled by the posts that I've trolled
I'm still, I'm still Scouse from Liverpool
Used to be a moron, now I'm just a fool
No matter where I go
I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the posts that I've trolled
I'm still, I'm still Scouse from Liverpool
Used to be a moron, now I'm just a fool
No matter where I go
I know where I came from
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Unread 6 Jul 2003, 11:14   #24
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Change of artist.. but hey...


Scouse, yeah
Yeah, yo, yo
I left the game last year
Told you all I'd leave the game last year
Everybody glad they'd see me no more
I know where I'm going and I know where I'm from
Check the new posts right here

Don't be fooled by the posts that I've trolled
I'm still, I'm still Scouse from Liverpool
Used to be a moron, now I'm just a fool
No matter where I go
I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the posts that I've trolled
I'm still, I'm still Scouse from Liverpool
Used to be a moron, now I'm just a fool
No matter where I go
I know where I came from
You're starting to sound like Rumad used to, when he used to seek out my posts just so he could troll them. My post was lighthearted, and your constant "SCOUSE IS A TROLL" campaign is getting boring. I dislike it when people use the word 'bitter' to describe someone else, but that's the best word I can find to describe your attitude towards me. Try and let go of what happened in round 8, please.
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Actually Scouse he has a point. When will you stop thriving on Titans success in R0 of Planetarion and stop trolling threads with your 'wisdom'. Ffs go play checkers or a boring game of some sorts. ta.

Scouse and his R8 Complex "Titans did win!!!!! (didnt they?? :/ )"

It's getting boring and ANNOYING, like a fk broken record playing the same lyrics over and over. Get over it man. IT IS A GAME! how is real life btw?
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Actually Scouse he has a point. When will you stop thriving on Titans success in R0 of Planetarion and stop trolling threads with your 'wisdom'. Ffs go play checkers or a boring game of some sorts. ta.

Scouse and his R8 Complex "Titans did win!!!!! (didnt they?? :/ )"

It's getting boring and ANNOYING, like a fk broken record playing the same lyrics over and over. Get over it man. IT IS A GAME! how is real life btw?
Well done, now you look silly as well. Do a search on my nick and read every post I've made in the last 3 months, I've rarely 'trolled' or mentioned round 8 at all.


You assume the reason I mentioned round 8 was because we beat Fury, when it's not. Tomkat was kicked from Titans, hence me mentioning round 8.
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As I was already spying on Titans, saying "you kicked me" is giving yourself a little too much credit, tbh.
You didn't get into Titans, the short time you were there you were in the junior wing, and we knew you were spying, hence why you were kicked.
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You didn't get into Titans, the short time you were there you were in the junior wing, and we knew you were spying, hence why you were kicked.
We've been through this before.
Let's drop it before this turns into flaming and we get the thread closed. It's a pretty dull subject anyway.

I want to see if anyone else is feeling creative and comes up with a song.... ^__^



(I'd like to thank everyone here for actually taking it on themselves to not flame each other for hours on end. Perhaps if we all did this more frequently you'd see the average quality of the posts on AD rise?-JBG)
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We've been through this before.
Let's drop it before this turns into flaming and we get the thread closed. It's a pretty dull subject anyway.
Great idea.

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I want to see if anyone else is feeling creative and comes up with a song.... ^__^
The Spider song by Woody (I think) was the best PA song ever, in my opinion. Would be nice if someone posted that again.
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Re: Lifeform Designed to Thrill

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I remember someone making a 'rap' based on the lyric's of Eminem's Amityville song, so I thought i'd give it a bash..


Now everybody from the galaxies,
Put your mother fking hands up and follow me,
Everybody in the galaxies,
Put your mother fking hands up.

Now while they stand tough,
Notice that this block did not have their hands up,
This joint arbiter's got you gassed up,
Now who's afraid of the big bad block?

1, 2, 3 and to the 4,
1 block, 2 blocks, 3 blocks, 4,
4 blocks, 3 blocks, 2 blocks, 1,
You're a block, they're a block, no blocks. None.

These guys ain't no mother fking BC's,
I know everything they've got to send against me,
We are out numbered, we are spied on,
We ain't ever outgunned,
My boy sliekas did get his fleet caught,
5 of you, and you were still outfought,
We did get jumped,
By all 8 of you chumps,
And ToT did fk our girl,
We're still standing here screamin' fk the block world,
Don't ever try to judge us dude,
You don't know what the fk we've been through,
But I know somethin' about you,
If we launch our ships your fleet goes boom,
What's the matter block, you ashamed?
These guys are elite? You're fkin insane,
These guys don't wanna battle, they're shook,
And there ain't no such thing as half-way crooks,
They're scared to death, they're scared to look,
At their fking battle report,
fk you blockers.


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The Spider song by Woody (I think) was the best PA song ever, in my opinion. Would be nice if someone posted that again.
Fury goes to georgia and the yesterday song were also pretty cool :P
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Unread 6 Jul 2003, 20:29   #32
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Unread 6 Jul 2003, 20:55   #33
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Re: Lifeform Designed to Thrill

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And ToT did fk our girl,
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ToT ****s everything that walks!
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[22:29:51] <LeckerEssen> [22:29:34] <Zylex> I need about 40 cm <--- yeah, i'd wish i had 40cm too...
[22:30:00] <[ToT]Marduk> i have but thats really bad
[22:30:00] <Shadow1980> hahaha
[22:30:04] <Zylex> LOL
[22:30:06] <Shadow1980> LOL!
[22:30:15] <[ToT]Marduk> no blood in the brain when u wanna feck
[22:30:26] <Shadow1980> is there any normally then?
[22:30:27] <Zylex> makes no difference to you Marduk
[22:30:29] <LeckerEssen> so business as usual, eh marduk? :P
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Unread 6 Jul 2003, 21:04   #34
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heh klenbabe

dont quit school for rap yet, ok? hehe
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Unread 6 Jul 2003, 23:18   #35
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Bet u it would sound so much better in your sexy 5am tired voice Klen!
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Unread 7 Jul 2003, 12:32   #37
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I got suggestion for LDK.

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Unread 7 Jul 2003, 14:18   #38
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Yea, history in the making,
Part 2, it's so crazy right now


Got me cheating like crazy right now, your logins's
Got me cheating like crazy right now (in love)
Got me cheating like crazy right now, your touch
Got me cheating like crazy right now (your touch)
Got me hoping you wont catch me right now, your def planets
Got me hoping They'll save me right now
Looking so much like a cheater
Got me looking, on the forums now we come on and like we be accused so we go

Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no

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Unread 7 Jul 2003, 14:26   #39
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Unread 7 Jul 2003, 14:33   #40
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Dedicating this to all the LDK in the room

Yea, history in the making,
Part 2, it's so crazy right now


Got me cheating like crazy right now, your logins's
Got me cheating like crazy right now (in love)
Got me cheating like crazy right now, your touch
Got me cheating like crazy right now (your touch)
Got me hoping you wont catch me right now, your def planets
Got me hoping They'll save me right now
Looking so much like a cheater
Got me looking, on the forums now we come on and like we be accused so we go

Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Your'e such a fag.

My rap > yours.
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Unread 7 Jul 2003, 17:41   #41
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Your'e such a fag.

My rap > yours.
Mine isnt a rap, retard
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Unread 7 Jul 2003, 21:47   #42
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Dreadnought, do you ever do anything else but dissing ppl? Whenever I see you post on the forums, it`s always dissin`.
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Unread 7 Jul 2003, 21:53   #43
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but if it makes him happy it is alright.

tbh it is your fault if you take him serious...
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Im still laughing at him
My song was better than yours.

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klen can i have ur babys? ;/
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Just because someone posted a rap based on someone elses music/lyrics, doesn't mean any of you are black*, so stop talking like it.









































*unless you actually are (otherwise you're still a wigger)
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Just because someone posted a rap based on someone elses music/lyrics, doesn't mean any of you are black*, so stop talking like it.

*unless you actually are (otherwise you're still a wigger)
This made me laugh. A lot.
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Unread 9 Jul 2003, 12:36   #49
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Just because someone posted a rap based on someone elses music/lyrics, doesn't mean any of you are black*, so stop talking like it.




*unless you actually are (otherwise you're still a wigger)

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