View Poll Results: POTW?
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DM - Seaman Staines.
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16 |
37.21% |
Piaow - Hopes you die of cancer.
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7 |
16.28% |
Yahwe - Proposing, laywer-style!
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17 |
39.53% |
Yahwe - Bastardy.
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3 |
6.98% |
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19 Apr 2005, 23:50
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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POTW Voting.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a new POTW thread!
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=184652
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
Take the room on the houseboat, dress in a pirate outfit and say 'yaaaaaaaaaarrrrr! a lot until your friend laughs a lot, then kill the swarthy landlubber (avast ye!) with your trust scimitar (yaarrr!) and drug the girl with a bottle of rum (ahaaaaaaar!) and plenty of rohypnol, then lay her back bare with a cat o' nine tails (yeeeeharrrahaaararrrrrarrrrrahaaaar!), rape and burn the body, then send the scurvy-ridden ship (shiver me timbers!) to Davy Jones' locker (hoist the JollY Roger me hearties!) and row row row your boat gently down the stream until you reach a deserted island, where you bury the loot (pieces of eight! ahaaaaaarrrr!) and get hung from teh yardarm when you get caught after a thrilling chase across teh seven seas (YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!111111111)*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/showth...04#post2862904
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Originally Posted by Vaio
Kids should be locked in an airtight box until they are 18 so they keep out of trouble.
I had one little tyke giving me attitude yesterday when I bought a news paper, I'd just walked out of the papershop and lit a cigarette when this little arse wanders up and tells me that he didn't want to catch cancer from me and neither did his friends who he has known for years.
I pointed out I had only just met him and I wouldn't have a problem with it. Sadly he didn't cry.
~Vaio~
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=184717
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
Do it by letter:
Dear Regular Sexual Partner,
Over the past months I have become complacent about your presence. I have taken the time to note that I am not getting any younger and no longer feel I am in a position to attract new women. There are certain tasks which will require a woman to perform, and may I say that assessing you ability so far, it is my opinion that with training you may yet reach a standard of low competent.
I have therefore taken the decision to offer you a permanent position in place of your weekly contract.
You should be aware that this honor will be acompanied by a 20% reduction in visible signs of affection you recieve, reducing annually. You will of course retain your yearly 'bonus'.
I stronly urge you take advantage of this offer. And may i take this time to remind you that beggers can't be choosers
Yours
TSM
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...5&postcount=14
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
zippy will be proud
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20 Apr 2005, 00:50
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dazed and confused
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Defford
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Re: POTW Voting.
voting in support of pirates
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20 Apr 2005, 01:28
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Re: POTW Voting.
Voting in support of the use of rohypnol as a 'sex aid.'
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20 Apr 2005, 15:28
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Re: POTW Voting.
Taking the 'empty chair' approach.
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24 Apr 2005, 04:17
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I am.
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Re: POTW Voting.
i voted for the bastardy comment
its funnier to me, since i met them both when they had the gall to give me relationship advice.
honestly when you've be patronised, you never forget.
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24 Apr 2005, 22:35
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The enby cave!
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Re: POTW Voting.
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
i voted for the bastardy comment
its funnier to me, since i met them both when they had the gall to give me relationship advice.
honestly when you've be patronised, you never forget.
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we forgive your malice since it was amusing.
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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Pretty parks and funky scrap metal things here
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25 Apr 2005, 00:07
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I am.
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Re: POTW Voting.
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Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3
we forgive your malice since it was amusing.
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the GD way
let's never change
xxx
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25 Apr 2005, 22:32
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Re: POTW Voting.
Closed for great justice. That Yahwe chap wins.
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