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Unread 12 Jan 2008, 01:54   #1
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Why the Term Government Job Is Not a Compliment

The District Attorneys Office has recently had renovations done on one of the floors. Everyone had to be moved to another building while the renovations were completed.

At the end of the process carpet was to be layed; furniture moved into offices, doors placed in portals and people move back in.

Well, with extreme foresight the people in charge of this process managed to mangle it rather completely.

The carpet was layed and the doors were replaced in the portals. This was a little out of order. This meant that when they put the furniture in the offices they had a much more difficult time as the doors, even when open, narrowed the doorway by a couple of inches. But the furniture was moved in to all of the offices.

It was at this juncture that it was discovered that the wrong kind of glue had been used on the carpet and that it would not adhere to the floor and the furniture being moved in had in fact caused gathering of the carpet. Just in case the correct glue had been used to begin with, some genius had turned down the heat on the floor to save energy. The problem with this would have been, had the correct glue been used to start with, is that carpet glue requires warmth to cure. Soooooo, even if the correct glue had been used, it would not have worked because it was allowed to get to cold.

Any way, the furniture was removed, back through the narrowed door ways, the carpet was pulled up, the proper glue was applied, the thermostat turned up and the carpet allowed to cure. Then the furniture was once again moved into the offices through the narrowed doorway (trip number three). After all of this was completed it was finally noted that no one had thought to install door stops so all of those trips through the doorways with the heavy furniture had put the door knobs through most of the new walls.

So now, people are moving into their "new" offices which will now have to have holes in the walls patched.

Government has a positive genius, at all levels, for making things entertaining.

Surely some of you out there have some equally idiotic tales to tell of government in your area.
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we use carpet tacks and tiny little spikes on strips
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Your example details a government building being royally f*cked by cowboy-workmen.

The only guilt the 'Government' can feel over this is contracting out this work to a bunch of idiots.
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Re: Why the Term Government Job Is Not a Compliment

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Your example details a government building being royally f*cked by cowboy-workmen.

The only guilt the 'Government' can feel over this is contracting out this work to a bunch of idiots.
Bush has found a new job already?
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we use carpet tacks and tiny little spikes on strips
That is what is used in buildings with wood floors and in homes. However, in cement floored buildings, glue seems to be the ticket.
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I don't know that poor project management is entirely the preserve of the government.
True. But the government is much more likely to pay up without complaint. Also, most of the work was done by county employees.
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Bush has found a new job already?
Sadly, GW didn't score high enough on the test to be hired civil service.
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Your example details a government building being royally f*cked by cowboy-workmen.

The only guilt the 'Government' can feel over this is contracting out this work to a bunch of idiots.
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny.

You must learn, EVERYTHING is the governments fault. It it isn't then WE might have to take some responsibility.

Also, you will find that the "government" never feels guilty about anything it does except falling out of power.
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Re: Why the Term Government Job Is Not a Compliment

Have you considered the reasons for the shoddy work is because you live in a shithole and all the good people leave?
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Have you considered the reasons for the shoddy work is because you live in a shithole and all the good people leave?
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and am now living in London.
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