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Unread 7 Mar 2005, 21:53   #1
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Exclamation POTW Nominations.

Rules again:

- Nominations are open throughout the week, but close on the last day of that week. Polling then takes place for three days, starting on the first new day of the next week. For the purposes of the POTW competiton, Sunday will be considered the last day of the week, and Monday will be considered the first.
- You cannot nominate a post by yourself.
- You may only nominate a post that was posted during the week in question. For example, you cannot nominate a post that was posted on the 2nd to go through to the vote for the week of the 20th. Posts not from the week in question will be discounted. Obviously, this means that when the nomination thread is first posted, on Monday, there may not be anything to nominate; this will of course change as the week progresses.
- Only one nomination per poster. Second, third, fourth nominations, etc, will be discounted.
- This is only applicable to GD posts.
- Nominations which are subsequently deleted are invalid. Sowwy.
- Nominations must have links to said post and a direct quote. If you are nominating a 'witty' post or retort, then it is encouraged that you also quote the post that the witticsm was in response to for purposes of clarity.

For example:

I nominate this post by Marilyn Manson:

http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...pyoursfaggot50

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- Only nominated posts go through to the vote.
- All valid nominations go through to the vote.
- Admins and Mods can nominate posts, and they will be subject to the above rules.
- There will be no official 'interference' in the process. Whichever post people like the best, wins.

Diddle diddle diddle diddle de.
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Unread 7 Mar 2005, 22:07   #2
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Re: POTW Nominations.

MM, I like what you're doing with the POTW thing, but are you getting bored with your job making the poll and maintaining it all the time? Not that I would like to have your job, oh no, but I'm just noticing that the poll comes later and later in the week and you seem to make certain comments that seem to indicate you're getting tired of it.
Don't get me wrong, I love the whole initiative, dispite the "in before poll"-posts. And I think people should show their appreciation of the POTW thing and the effort you put in it more. It's just that I notice things.
Let this be a post of encouragement to keep up the great work you're doing. And I'm sure a great deal of GD agrees with me in that.
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Unread 7 Mar 2005, 22:16   #3
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Re: POTW Nominations.

We all <3 MM
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Re: POTW Nominations.

Where's the poll?
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Unread 7 Mar 2005, 22:22   #5
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Re: POTW Nominations.

We repay MM by bumming him.
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Unread 7 Mar 2005, 22:25   #6
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Re: POTW Nominations.

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We repay MM by bumming him.
Speak for yourself.

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Unread 7 Mar 2005, 23:28   #7
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MM, I like what you're doing with the POTW thing, but are you getting bored with your job making the poll and maintaining it all the time?
Actually POTW is relatively effort-free. If there was any effort involved in it then I wouldn't be doing it.
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Unread 8 Mar 2005, 06:54   #8
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Re: POTW Nominations.

http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...5&postcount=65

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well we have something here called a devils smile, I dunno if will be able to perform it at the gd meet on dace, bnut I'm sure I can kick the shit out of him for slagging my girlfriend.

So dace how about we formalise it. Knackers whackers at dawn or how about the last thing you see is a six foot six rugby player jumping up and down on your knee caps.

You little shit your going to ****ing die. This will be the last time you will ever slag anyone. The way we deal with people like you is to put them into to hospital.

Let me go into a few details.

1. Alley way
2. Smashed Bottle
3. Dace's throat
4. I'll send in a free obituary for you to An Phoblacht.
run dace run!
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Unread 8 Mar 2005, 10:59   #9
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Re: POTW Nominations.

That part of last week, you bummer.
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Unread 8 Mar 2005, 14:15   #10
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Re: POTW Nominations.

It's part of this week actually.
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Re: POTW Nominations.

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It's part of this week actually.
Nope. Nominated in last week's POTW was a post some 50 on in the same thread, so how can something be posted after something and be in the week before?
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Re: POTW Nominations.

i'd say, let bloody mary decide.
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Re: POTW Nominations.

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Actually POTW is relatively effort-free. If there was any effort involved in it then I wouldn't be doing it.
Oh... OK then...
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Re: POTW Nominations.

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Actually POTW is relatively effort-free. If there was any effort involved in it then I wouldn't be doing it.
This would explain the lack of polls.
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That nomination is indeed from last week.
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Re: POTW Nominations.

http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...36&postcount=2
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Is that a real game BTW? Because if it is... silly British.
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It's from the Museum of Everything on Radio 4 if memory serves.

Can't say I've ever played it myself.
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wouldn't the alcohol kind of make it sting a bit?
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Re: POTW Nominations.

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Part of last week's nomination group.

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You know what that was?

Part of last week's nomination group.


Nominations are open throughout the week, but close on the last day of that week. Polling then takes place for three days, starting on the first new day of the next week. For the purposes of the POTW competiton, Sunday will be considered the last day of the week, and Monday will be considered the first.
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Yes but MM is getting lazy in his old age.
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Re: POTW Nominations.

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Yes but MM is getting Skiddy in his old age.
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Re: POTW Nominations.

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Re: POTW Nominations.

http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=183919

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Sweet Baby Jesus. I have seen a pic of TomKat in a Flintstones outfit. I now envision him swinging the door open in a tiger skin shouting "Welcome to the Love Palace!".


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Made me laugh out loud a lot, sorry. Nothing personal, like.
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpost.php?p=2843873

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Re: POTW Nominations.

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This one time at work is said "f*cking c*nt" quite loudly without realising it and when i did realise what i'd done i wished i had an edit button but alas they don't exist in real life.
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chav
Regional variations

charver, scalley, ned, chor.

A social underclass par excellence. The absolute dregs of modern civilization, each one a near clone in IQ (the lowest possible whilst still exhibiting brain stem function), attitude, diet, dress sense, uselessness, abusiveness and complete lack of any sense of decorum.

Likely to be found in congregations outside McDonalds, endlessly smoking cheap cigarettes whilst sporting burberry clothes, masses of cheap 9ct gold jewelry from Argos/Index, baseball caps worn at 90 degrees. Female chavs can be identified from their hair, invariably worn pulled back into the tightest possible configuration and secured with at least 5 "scrunchies".

Unable to converse in any high form of language and too lazy to communicate the limited vocabulary they have properly.

The only good chav is dead one. The only thing better than that is a mass grave full of dead chavs and a 24 hour work crew making way for more...
whodya think your'e lookin at? Ah'll batter ya, y' f***in' div!

(then runs to get older brother at first sign of trouble)

chav
a slag who is always pushing a buggy with screaming kids and she's swearing at them in a scrubby common accent, she will have a cigerette in her hand, she will have acne at 25, permed hair, herpes, will wear rings on every finger and a loads of cheap necklaces most common of these has a doll on it. they wear huge massive gold loop earing which they put their ankles behind when they are having sex so that their legs don't get tired.

chav
Emerging British subculture which is quickly becoming an epidemic. Chavs can be found the length and breadth of the country, hanging around any junk food outlet, off licence or just hanging around the streets, where they pass the time by vandalising property, drinking cheap cider, shouting abuse at passers by and terrorising old people.

Appearance: Chavs have a strict dress code. Designer labels are everything, although knocked off/fake items are almost de-rigeur. Typically, the male chav will wear a Nickelson or Schott hooded top, baggy tracksuit trousers, white designer trainers, and a baseball cap by burberry or Nike. The female chav (chavette) will have peroxide blonde hair scrunched so tight into a pony tail with colourful scrunchies that her forehead stretches. She will wear a dark blue tracksuit with white stripes, an enormous puffa jacket, hoop earrings, and white trainers. Female chavs are forbidden from wearing socks, and all chavs must wear as much fake gold jewellery as they can fit on their bodies. Mobiles are an added status symbol, and when equipped, the chav must shout into it in the most anti-social way possible, using at least one expletive and the word "innit" per second. Every other word in between should be unrecognisable to non-chavs.

Cars: Typically the Vauxhall Nova, but could include Ford Escort/Orion, Vauxhall Astra, and for chavs with "bling", even a totally shagged 3 series BMW. Whatever the type of car, it must have a spoiler shaped plank of MDF nailed to the back, 20" alloy wheels which rub on the wheel arches over every bump, a badly fitted bodykit (extra points for being able to see EXACTLY where the car ends and bodykit starts), a lairy paint job with runs in it, exhaust pipes the size of the space shuttle's booster nozzles, and blue LED's on the washer jets. Neon undercar lighting is also desirable.

Attitude: The chav's attitude depends heavily on the number of mates backing him up. If he's on his own, he'll skulk along anonymously. In numbers, he'll challenge anyone to anything.

chav
chav (noun)- 1 Anyone wearing any kind of burberry clothing 2 A youth usually, although not neccessarily in his or her teens who has an undying belief that they are the hardest and coolest individual to have ever walked this planet. The male chav is distinguishable by his birght colours and imitaion gold jewellry which he uses to attract chavettes (see next). Any eye contact will be met with a tirade of abuse assuming the chav is with his herd. 3 Chavette A female chav who is distinguishable by the use of earings resting on her shoulders, very innapropriate clothing, and a pram. Chavettes are very rarely seen on their own and prefer to hang around with the dominant chav in their herd, usually the father of their child. 4 Chavish the dialect of the chav. Believing that he is a bad boy gangsta rapper, the chav or chavette will converse with others in a secrect language. Scientists have been working for years on trying to decipher chavish but to no avail. Other than swear words that you will manage to pick out, you will not understand any of this tirade; simply assume its not pleasant and probably involves your parents and a dog. (see example)
ere dean wats that nigga lookin at-ee is ganna get a beatin-dere be blood on da floor man. oi faggot you startin or wha? yo mumma got banged up by ma dog hoe.

chav
Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.
My mate has become a chav what can i do? answer is shoot him before it is too late
i find this very very funny!
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Re: POTW Nominations.

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http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...4&postcount=24

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Re: POTW Nominations.

This one from this thread.

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I'll tell you all a story.

The worst night of my life

This was with my ex-girlfriend.

We had been together about 9-10 months, and she was visiting me for a week (long distance thing).

Anyway, her and I and lots of my friends went to this club.

It was a special night - Vodbull. Double Vodka + Red Bull for £1.

So we started playing drinking games.

My ex wasn't a big drinker anyway, so it went straight to her head.

So come midnight, we were both falling all over the place.

At about 12:30am or so, she rushed out of the front door (luckily we were near it) and vomitted all over the pavement.

I got my coat from the cloakroom, and hers, and then went out with her.

We got a taxi home.




This is where the story "begins"

We went up to my bedroom and got into bed.

Now as we were both very drunk, we were both pretty horny.

At some point though, both of us passed out. I don't know how long for, but I'm pretty sure it happened.

I woke up (5 minutes? an hour?) later and proceeded to commence foreplay.

She was awake-ish, as she rubbed against me and murmured etc.

Anyway, I moved my hand down to her crotch area.

Without being too graphic, I'll just say that I commenced foreplay down there.

I'd like to reiterate I was drunk here.

So I took the next step, and decided to "try something new".

I moved up to her bum, with my finger(s).

I started playing around there. She seemed to like it (I don't really remember).

Anyway, I took the "next logical step".

With my penis.

In her bottom (oooh er).

I'd never had anal sex before, and neither had she. She seemed to be enjoying it though, as she was rocking back against me.



After a minute or two of this, she mumbled/said "Let's have sex properly"

So with great reluctance, I pulled out, and got out of bed to fetch a condom from my drawer.

Now I should emphasise the fact it was pretty much pitch black in my room all the way through this.

I couldn't find a damn condom, but I knew they were there.

I turned on the light.

I'll never forget what I saw.

My hands, my penis, the bedsheet, all covered in blood.

I just went "Oh Fuuuuuck".

She had her eyes closed and didn't really know what was going on.

I first thought that it must have been that she was on some kind of weird explosive period or something.

Then I realised what it was.

I'd ripped her anus when having sex, to the point where it was bleeding horribly.



Apparently it didn't hurt her at all, and she didn't have any discomfort the next day or anything.

She did say "Let us never speak of this again" though, the next day.

I'll never forget that moment when I turned on the light though. It's stuck in my memory all this time.

Yep. Worst night of my life.

So remember kids, use lube.
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Very well written, I came.

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Since you didn't tell it, I thought I would.

So me and my girlfriend had just been out drinking, and we'd had a couple of tabs so we were randy and hyper and had been touching each other up in the cab on the way home. Because my house is on a long drive, the cab refused to take us up there so on the way, we had a bit of a fumble, she only had a short skirt on so I bent her over while she leaned against the fence and licked her pussy and her ass. She came pretty quickly, but she omplained about being cold, so she dragged me up the drive into our house.

We got in, and none of the lights were on so we assumed no one was awake. She ripped my clothes off, literally, and pushed me done onto the sheepskin rug we have in our living room and thens he slipped me inside of her. She was having a good time riding on time of me so I leaned forward a little and stuck a couple of fingers up her ass. She started making really loud noises, and forced me to put another finger in, then another, and fianlly my whole fist up her ass. She was yelling for Holland but we were both so pissed we couldn't have given a ****.

She had came a couple of times, when I felt a hand lift my fist out of her ass, assuming it was hers I let it go. Thens he starts oo'ing and aah'ing, and I feel some hands grab my hands and some loud obviously male grunting. I got quite into it and started to feel around and this guy had a hairy chest, which I quite like in men. I'm not gay, but I was enjoying this and being so pissed I figured what the hell. Anyway, I got off on my girlfriend being done by two men, and by the guy feeling me up on the other side of my girlfriend. We all came together really loudly, and I saw some lights go on in the hall.

Anyway, we all stopped, and quickly hid behind the sofa. It was my mum who must have been sleepwalking or something because she went straight intot he kitchen without saying a word. She obviously hadn't noticed any of our clothes all over the floor, luckily. While she in the kitchen, the hairy guy started giving me a handjob, then I felt the warmth of his mouth on my cock. While he was giving me, my girlfriend was jerking him off. I cringe now, but then it really turned me on and I came and he swallowed. My girlfriend was doing a really good job, and the man grabbed my head and stuck his dick in my mouth and came so hard it hit the back of my throat, and he was so froceful he made me swallow.

We all fell asleep after that, and when we woke up in the morning, I saw the man who I had had my 'encounter' with. Turns out it was a local plumber who we had had around before. He was 60 years old.

I could have killed myself for that
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Unread 14 Mar 2005, 02:02   #36
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cant nominate Tomkats post, but alas I can nominate this post by Alki found in this thread

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hahaha, when i was 7 in primary school me and this girl attempted to have sex after seeing it on tv. thinkin about it, it was a pretty funny situation considering we had nfi what to do^^
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