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Unread 30 Sep 2005, 12:33   #1
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Making up stories and telling dirty lies

I'm going down to Exeter this weekend with a few friends (staying with a couple of friends who are still students).

As you may know, I used to be a student there - I only finished in July, and had been there for 4 years.

It's the end of Fresher's Week. So we'll be going out on the Friday and Saturday nights there.

Now the question is, should I "come clean"?

Should I just tell anyone I meet that I'm 22 (so that's ancient for students), a teacher, and living in London?

Advantages
"Older man" thing - some girls like it
"Teacher" thing - some girls might like it (maybe? am i just kidding myself here?)
Money
Means I don't have to trip up and muck up my stories

Disadvantages
"Older man" thing - some girls don't like that
I don't like in Exeter, so the girls can't kid themselves I might have some sort of relationship with them.
Teachers are geeky!
I might muck up my stories and fall flat on my face.


So I've thought about maybe "exaggerating" the truth a bit to some of them. Like pretending I'm still a student (whether I'll lie about my age or not, I don't know).

What do you think? Can anyone think of some great personas I could take on? To be fair, I'm probably never going to see most of these people again, so I'm not bothered about making up huge stories.

I haven't kissed/pulled anyone since the drunk girl who I put to bed (if you remember that story), and even then I don't remember if I kissed her or not. Before that, it was sometime in July. So I'd quite like to, even just to raise my self-esteem

So. Give me some decent stories and personas. If I like them especially I'll use them and hopefully have an amusing anecdote to share with you guys on Monday <3
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If you touch my sister I will hunt you down Mr Rattle!
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Re: Making up stories and telling dirty lies

my advice, be honest.
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If you were pretty you'd have more success.
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real prettyness comes from inside!


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Re: Making up stories and telling dirty lies

I would argue that it makes almost no difference what you tell them in terms of 'getting some'

I would also argue that it would be better if they didn't know your real name, place of residence, or place of employment.

I should add that the above recommendations assume rohypnol involvement.
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Re: Making up stories and telling dirty lies

22 doesn't seem to be that old, even if you're talking to someone who was 18.

The other stuff you could lie about though. I don't think it really matters, tbh.
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If you touch my sister I will hunt you down Mr Rattle!
is she at exeter?

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If I find your sister it'd be the funniest event in GD history.

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is she at exeter?

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If I find your sister it'd be the funniest event in GD history.

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Re: Making up stories and telling dirty lies

22 isnt old at all. I go for beeing honest, and impress them with "Im just outa uni, and ofcourse I found a job, couse Im just a succesful man". Last thing is not to be said directly ofc.

And Tomkat, if you shag kaned's sister, you should be entitled to call yourself "King off GD" for half a year.
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JJ did that but with KaneED and called himself 'forum administrator'.
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Pretend you are a Norwegian-Arab med. student with charms and wit.

Works for me.
Excellent suggestion. Women are sometimes attracted to someone who exhibits a rich fantasy life.
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Excellent suggestion. Women are sometimes attracted to someone who exhibits a rich fantasy life.
i'm sure it's his modesty and humility that the girls really go for.
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i'm sure it's his modesty and humility that the girls really go for.
by 'go for' do you mean 'wish to damage' ?

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imo the honesty wont get you anywhere, they will look at you and think your a weirdo trying to hang out with students. Youre a 21 year old 3rd year, studying what you studied, thinking about going into teaching. Its not that hard, you can do it!
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Re: Making up stories and telling dirty lies

Well I've had the pleasure of finding myself out in a club on a freshers night, by accident. If you think that they would consider 22 old, you'd be mistaken. I'm 24 and the 18 year olds didn't really care. They, of course, consiered me 'decrepid and old' but it didn't stop them bugging the crap out of me all night.

Got off with two, one I left and never came back to as she was a pain, trying to get me to buy her alcohol and was a terrible kisser.
It was like she was trying to suck my fillings out.

The other deiceded that she wanted to try the 'older man' thing. Older man to my mind would mean a guy with a bald patch, pony tail and penis extension car.
However who was I to argue with an attractive girl.
The thing to remember is most of them will almost certainly not be looking for a boyfriend. They are just starting college and want to get drunk and molest as many people as they can.

So go with that expectation. Be honest (sort of)...maybe sell your success and career a little better...or cooler.
But their entire standards are based around how much alcohol they've had, you've had, how much you could buy them and how much they want to eat your face off.
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imo the honesty wont get you anywhere, they will look at you and think your a weirdo trying to hang out with students. Youre a 21 year old 3rd year, studying what you studied, thinking about going into teaching. Its not that hard, you can do it!
yep that is quite a good idea when you want to look 'younger'. just pretend that you are yourself 2 years back - you should have the most info about that to make it authentic etc
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Re: Making up stories and telling dirty lies

22 isn't old... I'm 15 and I don't consider it very old o.O
I'm sure there are 3rd year students who are 22 or something due to gap years etc...
My big brother took 1 gap year and then failed the 1st year of his medical school cause he kept getting drunk, so now he is going to be 22 while in 2nd year, nobody considers him old afaik.
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there's no point in lying at all
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Re: Making up stories and telling dirty lies

At least "I'm 22 and a teacher" sounds better than "I'm 22 and an auditor"
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Re: Making up stories and telling dirty lies

haha im a 23 year old student, what you talking about!

Sayin that, i hate student nights and generally despise the student population here.
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um, be honest, its freshers weekend, they won't remember what you told them to get them into bed.
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Re: Making up stories and telling dirty lies

Be hosest, as someone else mentioned its freshers week so they will be in the "first time properly away from home stage, can do what I want etc etc"

90% probably wouldnt want to get a meaningful relationship out of anything that happens

(well maybe you can lie about where you live and say you live closer to exeter)


another option since you are unlikely to see them again, think of the most outrageous/almost unblieveable story you can, and try to put it across with a straight face if it works you have a "interesting" life and if it doesnt you were just joking around and have a good sense of humour.
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Re: Making up stories and telling dirty lies

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At least "I'm 22 and a teacher" sounds better than "I'm 22 and an auditor"
I'm 22 and work in the home office...
I said that about a million times the other night while on a night out in croydon.
I made friends with a 17 year old.
I didn't feel old.
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