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21 Aug 2003, 14:02
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Banned
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Your most twisted fantasy?
Avril lavigne, an electrial flex cord and a nice wide leather belt.
Back ground music, System of a down - chop suey.
I may or may not need help.
I may also get banned from Oban now
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21 Aug 2003, 14:12
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Poster Professionale
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A button with "Delete Planet Earth" on.
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I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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21 Aug 2003, 14:23
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Manga Kitten is back!
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Having an undo button that worked in RL...
that would be awesome!
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21 Aug 2003, 14:25
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no
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Quote:
Originally posted by XeeThot
Having an undo button that worked in RL...
that would be awesome!
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Or a quicksave/Quick load option, for re-living good times and avoiding the bad
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21 Aug 2003, 14:37
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Registered User
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everyone else would leave my planet ;D
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21 Aug 2003, 14:50
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cynic
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would get me banned if i described it on here
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21 Aug 2003, 14:50
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Rawr rawr
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Quote:
Originally posted by XeeThot
Having an undo button that worked in RL...
that would be awesome!
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Yeah!!
I always hope for an undo button on a whiteboard or something... whenever you erase something someone changes his mind and you can start all over again.
Or breaking Bush's neck when he's holding a public speech... that's wickid sick too
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21 Aug 2003, 15:07
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Registered abUser
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Zeus with a blow up sheep, oh wait, that happened.
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21 Aug 2003, 17:32
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Screwing a dog up the butt while the dog is screwing the misses.
No wait, thats my second sickest fantasy.
The sickest would be to pull an unborn baby from its mothers womb with my bear hands and eating it 'McChicken sandwich style'. Mmmmm
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21 Aug 2003, 17:32
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Heh, Leeds !
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With HP Sauce naturally
Vaio
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21 Aug 2003, 17:36
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I am an idiot
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Well of course.
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21 Aug 2003, 17:51
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Registered User
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That would be chopping up a variety of people I have a disliking for with a medium sized axe.
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21 Aug 2003, 17:53
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Guy next door
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That I just could point and laugh my arse off when love turns it's ugly head
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21 Aug 2003, 18:27
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Condemned to RP
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I don't have one of those, they're all equally sick.
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21 Aug 2003, 18:35
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Twisted
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Re: Your most twisted fantasy?
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Originally posted by plasmas_arms
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You won't get banned from Oban. Remember we have our very own Avril Lavigne, I'm sure I can sort something out for you :p
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21 Aug 2003, 19:11
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Vermin Supreme
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Quote:
Originally posted by SepH
Or a quicksave/Quick load option, for re-living good times and avoiding the bad
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you'd still have to go through the bad once.
what you want is a cheat code that skips you past that bottomless pit crap in level 6...i mean that jumps you straight forward to when you are a playboy ceo.
oh, and godmode.
can't forget godmode.
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22 Aug 2003, 00:38
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Registered User
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It's not particularly sick but my most recent one came to me in a dream. I pushed a small child (bout the age of 3) into a pool. The whole thing was just great the way it looked so shocked that an adult would do that. The end was the mother trying to accuse me of it but I turned around and made her feel bad for even accusing me.
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22 Aug 2003, 12:35
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Gone
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Re: Your most twisted fantasy?
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Originally posted by plasmas_arms
Avril lavigne, an electrial flex cord and a nice wide leather belt.
Back ground music, System of a down - chop suey.
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I like your way of thinking, Mr Plasma.
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22 Aug 2003, 13:41
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Banned
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I think some of you may have missed the point of this thread.....
Sarah, since avril got fired perhaps I could offer an alternative employment option....
...Whats Operation Ore??
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22 Aug 2003, 13:43
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Miles Teg
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
would get me banned if i described it on here
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22 Aug 2003, 13:48
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Motherfracker
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Most of the stuff that comes out my mouth is sick and fantastical.
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22 Aug 2003, 17:59
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cynic
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i like being quoted in this thread
errrrr, without going into any kind of detail, a bit of DOM/SUB comes into it.
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22 Aug 2003, 20:37
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Twisted
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
i like being quoted in this thread :D
errrrr, without going into any kind of detail, a bit of DOM/SUB comes into it.
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I'm intrigued... are you the DOM or the SUB ? :p
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22 Aug 2003, 20:45
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And you expected Kittens?
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by acropolis
you'd still have to go through the bad once.
what you want is a cheat code that skips you past that bottomless pit crap in level 6...i mean that jumps you straight forward to when you are a playboy ceo.
oh, and godmode.
can't forget godmode.
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/spawnmass Beer
/spawnmass Pizza
/spawnmass ChristinaAguilera
DONE!!!
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If music be the food of love, then industrial techno be the food of BDSM.
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22 Aug 2003, 20:46
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Ball
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
i like being quoted in this thread
errrrr, without going into any kind of detail, a bit of DOM/SUB comes into it.
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Dirty Old Men / Student Union Buildings?
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22 Aug 2003, 20:50
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Motherfracker
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I'd like to get the gay people that fancy me and cut out their male g-spot bit and seal up their bottom holes. In addition to this, I'd take what ever it is in the man's groinal region which makes him orgasm.
I think that's fair justice.
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23 Aug 2003, 01:22
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Twisted
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Quote:
Originally posted by KaneED
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Do you have a saddlebag?
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23 Aug 2003, 01:28
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Henry Kelly
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SILENCING THE SHRILL LAUGHTER OF CHILDREN
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23 Aug 2003, 02:15
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And you expected Kittens?
Join Date: Nov 2001
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TRUE, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE FAMILY ROOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE BAR WHERE YOU ARE WORKING ALL NIGHT FFS
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If music be the food of love, then industrial techno be the food of BDSM.
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23 Aug 2003, 04:14
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Lucky
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wanking while having a stigmata.
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23 Aug 2003, 09:23
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share the <3
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/comedy nodrog option
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23 Aug 2003, 13:47
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
Do you have a saddlebag?
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Be my Pony baby!
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