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2 Jul 2003, 22:12
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
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so like i was leaving school
and i was walking to the train station and this pikey says to me "give me your phone" and i'm like "**** off" and he's like "what did you just say" and i said "i told you to ****.......off" and the he sets on me and tries to punch me but i grab his arms and then collapse his knees so he falls on them then i bashed him in the face with my knee and stole his cap then i was like "that's what happens when you mess with the dude" and he's just like totally crying on the floor and i'm just like laughing my head off he had all his little pikey friends but after they saw what i was like they were like "wtf, stay well away from this guy he totally kicks ass" and then anyway i was on the train station platform texting my girl and i ****ing dropped my phone onto the tracks so i jumped on and was like "****!" becuase the train was 5 seconds away and coming in fast so i was like "pick up the phone richard!" and i did and then just jumped back onto the platform and i missed the train by a minisecond and then everybody was like "man you nearly died" and i was like "yeah well I needed to get my phone" and they were like "you're crazy" and i was like "I so am" it was like a well cool day i just totally kicked arse and afterwards was like "man i'm the coolest cat in town, miaow!"
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2 Jul 2003, 22:13
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Unreregistered User
Join Date: Dec 2002
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cool
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2 Jul 2003, 22:16
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Texting your girl?
And when you say pikey, do you mean gypsy traveller or just some sort of general undesirable?
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2 Jul 2003, 22:17
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
general undesirable
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2 Jul 2003, 22:38
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2000
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you dont have a phone
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2 Jul 2003, 22:40
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no
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: in a chair
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Now thats realultimatepower :ninja:
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2 Jul 2003, 22:40
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
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are you muslim?
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2 Jul 2003, 23:07
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
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this reminds me of the computer guy from the office in season 2 when hes talking about karting.
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2 Jul 2003, 23:15
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(.) (.)
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: NI
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
this reminds me of the computer guy from the office in season 2 when hes talking about karting.
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2 Jul 2003, 23:23
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
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"right well i was doing it once...
and um i was bombing it round
and some idiot had left like a ramp thing out
i could see the people going 'oh my god...if that guy hits that ramp, going at that speed, hes definitly dead.'
i hit the ramp
took off in the air. i turned over in the air.
and they were going "well hes definitly dead now"
then landed on my wheels.
pulled over and said 'what were you worrying about?'
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2 Jul 2003, 23:23
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Chief over all Monkeys
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
Texting your girl?
And when you say pikey, do you mean gypsy traveller or just some sort of general undesirable?
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general undersirable "pikeys" make up roughly 60% of the british population
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3 Jul 2003, 01:44
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Next goal wins!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: London
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"And I was like on the Go Kart track, going round, and the guy who worked there came up to me and said "Oi mate, no professionals" and i said "im not a professional" and he said "Well you ****ing should be!""
bah, i cant remember it exactly
is there a series 2 script book/video ANYTHING out yet?
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3 Jul 2003, 01:52
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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This is not true, Bloomers would cry like the gay he is and then come home to mommy to cry
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3 Jul 2003, 12:19
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
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I read the first bit and I thought it was a story about how some **** tryed to sue you for stopping him from stealing yer phone.
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3 Jul 2003, 13:40
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Mathamagician
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: At the very edge of existance
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i recons thats a load of ****e.
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3 Jul 2003, 17:19
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In a bush where you can't find me
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yeah i was like totally not believing a word you said man yeah, innit man yeah bling mother down wit da hood and that innit. etc etc etc
so at a guess i'd say that the story was true up until "and this pikey says to me..." how about you get a life and stop making up a load of crap just to make yourself look 'cool'? and STOP TALKING LIKE A TOWNIE!!!!!!
here endeth the piss take
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3 Jul 2003, 17:22
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: autogenic misery
Posts: 872
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Bloomers for president.
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3 Jul 2003, 17:39
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Anon.
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: not in Milton Keynes
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Endeth your life you goblin
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