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Unread 2 Jul 2003, 22:12   #1
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so like i was leaving school

and i was walking to the train station and this pikey says to me "give me your phone" and i'm like "**** off" and he's like "what did you just say" and i said "i told you to ****.......off" and the he sets on me and tries to punch me but i grab his arms and then collapse his knees so he falls on them then i bashed him in the face with my knee and stole his cap then i was like "that's what happens when you mess with the dude" and he's just like totally crying on the floor and i'm just like laughing my head off he had all his little pikey friends but after they saw what i was like they were like "wtf, stay well away from this guy he totally kicks ass" and then anyway i was on the train station platform texting my girl and i ****ing dropped my phone onto the tracks so i jumped on and was like "****!" becuase the train was 5 seconds away and coming in fast so i was like "pick up the phone richard!" and i did and then just jumped back onto the platform and i missed the train by a minisecond and then everybody was like "man you nearly died" and i was like "yeah well I needed to get my phone" and they were like "you're crazy" and i was like "I so am" it was like a well cool day i just totally kicked arse and afterwards was like "man i'm the coolest cat in town, miaow!"
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Unread 2 Jul 2003, 22:13   #2
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Unread 2 Jul 2003, 22:16   #3
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Texting your girl?

And when you say pikey, do you mean gypsy traveller or just some sort of general undesirable?
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Unread 2 Jul 2003, 22:17   #4
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Unread 2 Jul 2003, 22:40   #6
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this reminds me of the computer guy from the office in season 2 when hes talking about karting.
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Unread 2 Jul 2003, 23:15   #9
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this reminds me of the computer guy from the office in season 2 when hes talking about karting.
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"right well i was doing it once...
and um i was bombing it round
and some idiot had left like a ramp thing out

i could see the people going 'oh my god...if that guy hits that ramp, going at that speed, hes definitly dead.'

i hit the ramp
took off in the air. i turned over in the air.

and they were going "well hes definitly dead now"
then landed on my wheels.
pulled over and said 'what were you worrying about?'
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Texting your girl?

And when you say pikey, do you mean gypsy traveller or just some sort of general undesirable?
general undersirable "pikeys" make up roughly 60% of the british population

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Unread 3 Jul 2003, 01:44   #12
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"And I was like on the Go Kart track, going round, and the guy who worked there came up to me and said "Oi mate, no professionals" and i said "im not a professional" and he said "Well you ****ing should be!""

bah, i cant remember it exactly

is there a series 2 script book/video ANYTHING out yet?
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I read the first bit and I thought it was a story about how some **** tryed to sue you for stopping him from stealing yer phone.

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i recons thats a load of ****e.
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Unread 3 Jul 2003, 17:19   #16
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yeah i was like totally not believing a word you said man yeah, innit man yeah bling mother down wit da hood and that innit. etc etc etc

so at a guess i'd say that the story was true up until "and this pikey says to me..." how about you get a life and stop making up a load of crap just to make yourself look 'cool'? and STOP TALKING LIKE A TOWNIE!!!!!!

here endeth the piss take
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