I hear most french don't like the french
There are numerous points to consider:
1. Their *music*.
2. Their dress sense, it may be all high fashion in the magazines but in real life its all pastel shell suits and chunky knit sweaters.
3. Even if they speak English, they won't just to piss you off.
4. It would be easier to get a lesbian nun into bed than a French female.
5. They have those f*ucked up toilets where you don’t know whether to stand crouch or sit.
6. Baguettes, all crust no bread.
7. Cheese, no good for anyone.
8. They set sheep on fire and hurl them about the streets to try and make a point.
9. They’re *not from around here*.
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