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29 Jan 2003, 20:59
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 3,848
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Your mission, should you chose to accept it...
...is to substitute the word 'arse' for 'love' in a song title
I Want arse: Elton John
I Would do Anything for Arse: Meatloaf
Arse Hurts: Nazareth
Livin on Arse: Janet Jackson
Got to Have Your Arse: Liberty X
Any more?
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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29 Jan 2003, 21:01
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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How Deep Is Your Arse? (Haven't a ****ing idea who its by)
Can You Feel The Arse Tonight? (Elton John)
Dangerously In Arse (Destiny's Child)
Gimme Your Arse (John Denver)
Greatest Arse Of All (Whitney Houston)
Have You Ever Really Arsed A Woman? (Bryan Adams)
Hurts To Be In Arse (Gino Vanelli)
Is It Arse? (John Denver)
Arse Comes Without Warning (America)
lol
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All the bad things follow us down,
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We’re hitting a new low.
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29 Jan 2003, 21:06
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Guest
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arse is a battlefield - pat benetar
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29 Jan 2003, 21:07
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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The beegees and then take that.
Static X - Arse Dump
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
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29 Jan 2003, 21:07
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
Posts: 5,583
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Arse Alone (Trisha Yearwood)
A-r-s-e (Nat King Cole) (close enough)
Arse Again (John Denver)
Arse Ballad (George Benson)
Arse Changes Everything (Michael Ball)
Arse Don't Cost A Thing (Jennifer Lopez)
Arse Gets Me Every Time (Shania Twain)
Arse Is In The Air (John Paul Young)
Arse Me Tender (Elvis Presley)
Arse Of My Life (Brian McKnight)
Arse Will Always Win (Faith Hill)
Arse Will Conquer All (Lionel Richie)
Still In Arse (Brian McKnight)
Tender Arse (Backstreet Boys)
To Arse You More (Celine Dion)
All Out Of Arse (Air Supply)
Can't Help Falling In Arse (Elvis Presley)
Dangerously In Arse (Destiny's Child)
Endless Arse(Lionel Ritchie)
Give Me Arse (Air Supply)
When You Arse Someone (Bryan Adams)
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29 Jan 2003, 21:08
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,891
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Quote:
Originally posted by Embroglio
How Deep Is Your Arse? - Haven't a ****ing idea who its by.
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that will be difficult to top.
Too Much Arse Will Kill You - Queen
haha, i like that cos it's TRUE. well at least in Freddie's case
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29 Jan 2003, 21:11
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm No Nino Rota
Posts: 5,923
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
Arse Me Tender (Elvis Presley)
Endless Arse(Lionel Ritchie)
When You Arse Someone (Bryan Adams)
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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29 Jan 2003, 21:12
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The 1970's
Posts: 549
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Led Zeppelin - Since I've Been Arsing You
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29 Jan 2003, 21:12
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,891
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
Arse Don't Cost A Thing (Jennifer Lopez)
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oooh, i'm afraid it does dear
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"You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
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29 Jan 2003, 21:24
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Wankoverable
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: wherever I am
Posts: 726
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live - they stood up for arse
REM - the one i arse
Eddie Vedder - You've got to hide your arse away
Papa Roach - She arses me not
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29 Jan 2003, 21:35
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Muse - Hate This and I'll Arse You
The Manics - Nobody Arses You
Leonard Cohen - Arser Arser Arser
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29 Jan 2003, 21:38
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 442
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Re: Your mission, should you chose to accept it...
Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle28uk
I Want arse: Elton John
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it won't get any better than that.
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29 Jan 2003, 22:09
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sub
Led Zeppelin - Since I've Been Arsing You
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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29 Jan 2003, 22:24
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Checkout Boy
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 622
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arse stinks
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David Dickinson says:
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29 Jan 2003, 22:26
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, Mr. Fluffie
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,273
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Korn - love on the rocks
korn -> arse on the rocks! \o/
(might have the title messed up though )
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29 Jan 2003, 22:27
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: I hate you all
Posts: 718
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The Beatles
All you need is Arse
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29 Jan 2003, 22:31
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Das Scoot
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 788
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If You Had My Arse - Jennifer Lopez
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I don't really know what I'm doing here
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29 Jan 2003, 22:32
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
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addicted to arse - robert palmer
a groovy kind of arse - phil collins
all for arse - brian adams
all arse can be - charlotte church
all out of arse - air supply
and i arse her - the beatles
a million arse songs - take that
as long as you are me - the backstreet boys
baby i arse your way - peter frampton
because i arse you - drop n' harmony
because you arse me - celine dion
burning arse - elvis presley
feel like making arse - george benson
fooled around and fell in arse - elvin bishop
forever in arse - a1
glory of arse - peter cetera
i can arse you like that - all 4 one
i just called to say i arse you - stevie wonder
i knew i arsed you - savage garden
i wanna arse you forever - jessica simpson
i want to know what arse is - foreigner
like i arse you - justin timberlake
arse in arse - air supply
my arse is your arse - whitney houston
thank you for arseing me - jon bon jovi
the glory of arse - bette midler
when you arse a woman - journey
you've lost that arsein' feeling - righteous brothers
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29 Jan 2003, 22:35
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Infallible
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Milton Keynes, UK
Posts: 604
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Quote:
Originally posted by Scoot951
If You Had My Arse - Jennifer Lopez
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29 Jan 2003, 23:17
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Madness - It must be Arse
Michael Bolton - Said i Arsed you But i Lied
Was (Not Was) - Spy in the House of Arse
Monie Arse - Its a Shame (WINNAR!)
Shaggy - Arse Me , Arse Me
Haddaway - What is Arse?
Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave your Arse
Chaka Khan - Arse You All My Lifetime
Smoke City - Underwater Arse
Fun Arsin Criminals - Scooby Snacks
Michael Bolton - Time , Arse and Tenderness
KLF - What time is Arse?
Huey Lewis and the News - The Power of Arse
Candi Staton ft The Source - You Got the Arse
ABC - The Look of Arse
Rod Stewart - Charlie Parker Arses Me
B52's - Arse Shack
Paul Simon - Bye Bye Arse
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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29 Jan 2003, 23:26
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Rod Stewart - Charlie Parker Arses Me
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29 Jan 2003, 23:27
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
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The worrying thing is, the original is a truly excellent song , which i have quoted on this forum on more than one occasion.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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29 Jan 2003, 23:29
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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BTW Gayle , if you had opened this up to putting the word "Arse" into any song title , youd get a huge amount of more entertaining song titles.
Such as
Michael Bolton - Can i Arse You .... There?
Paul Simon - Rhythm of The Arse
Madness - Tomorrows Just Another Arse
Nine Inch Nails - Head Like An Arse
etc etc
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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29 Jan 2003, 23:30
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The Bad Guy
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: East, East, East London
Posts: 2,107
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Arse Is All Around - Wet Wet Wet
Tainted Arse - Soft Cell
Justify My Arse - Madonna
One Sided Arse - Mandy Moore
I Just Cant Stop Arsing You - Micheal Jackson
You Know You Want My Arse - Ms Dynamite
Easy Arser - Phil Collins
Groovy Kind Of Arse - Phil Collins
Arse Is Such A Crazy Thing - Pink
Arse You For A Day - Ricky Martin
You'Ve Lost That Arsing Feeling - Richeous Brothers
Whats Arse Got To Do With It? - Tina Turner
Cant Help Falling In Arse - UB40
ps: This gets my vote as BEST THREAD EVER
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30 Jan 2003, 00:52
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rids
ps: This gets my vote as BEST THREAD EVER
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Seconded!
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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30 Jan 2003, 00:53
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 3,848
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rids
ps: This gets my vote as BEST THREAD EVER
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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30 Jan 2003, 00:54
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rids
ps: This gets my vote as BEST THREAD EVER
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Tis a rather funny concept.
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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30 Jan 2003, 01:02
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rids
One Sided Arse - Mandy Moore
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yes!
Barry White - Can't Get Enough Of Your Arse
Plan B - Who Once Arsed
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30 Jan 2003, 01:04
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Quote:
Originally posted by queball
Barry White - Can't Get Enough Of Your Arse
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Oh God. You could pretty much include every single song Barry White has ever sung.
"The Walrus of Arse!"
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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30 Jan 2003, 01:20
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The Bad Guy
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: East, East, East London
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Ones I found particularly funny
Five - Lay All Your Arsin On Me
Geri Haliwell - Let Me Arse You
Ja Rule - Pain Is Arse (truer words have never been spoken)
K-Ci & JoJo - Arse Ballad
Alice Deejay - Celebrate Our Arse
Anastacia - Made For Arsin' You
Bon Jovi - You Give Arse A Bad Name
Bon Jovi - In And Out Of Arse
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30 Jan 2003, 01:22
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rids
Bon Jovi - In And Out Of Arse
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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30 Jan 2003, 01:25
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Guest
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Zeromancer - Clone your arse
Within Temptation - In Power We Entrust The Arse Advocated
Vita Feat. Ashanti - Justify My Arse
Type O Negative - Arse You To Death
Supertramp - Give A Little Bit Of Your Arse To Me
Roxette - It Must Have Been Arse
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30 Jan 2003, 01:53
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Not Dark or Handsome
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Cwmbru
Posts: 2,588
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(I think this is the greatest thread ever.)
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30 Jan 2003, 01:54
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Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In The Redfern
Posts: 3,790
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Whitesnake - Aint no arse in the heart of the city
Whitesnake - Arse is no stranger
Whitesnake - Gimmie all your arse tonight
Motorhead - Snakebite arse
AC/DC - Let me put my arse into you
Aerosmith - Arse in an elevator
Bruce Springsteen - Tunnel of arse
Def Leppard - Arse bites
Def Leppart - Make arse like a man
Def Leppard - Too late for arse
Kiss - Arse gun
Manic Street Preachers - You arse us
New Order - Bizzare arse triangle
Public Image ltd - this is not an arse song
Soft Cell - Tainted arse
Buzz****s - Ever fallen in arse
Killing Joke - Arse like blood
KLF - What time is arse
Queen - Good old fashioned arser boy
Tears For Fears - Sowing the seeds of arse
The Cult - Arse removal machine
Cure - Friday i'm in arse
Sisters Of Mercy - Temple of arse
Van Halen - Why cant this be arse
Vaio
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30 Jan 2003, 03:53
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Airvatar
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: westport
Posts: 620
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Luther Vandross and diana ross - Endless Arse
Olivia Newton John and John Travolta - Summer Arsin (had me a blast)
Im tired and hungry, and dont have much time, otherwise i woulda spent ages on this thread.
Best thread ever, i will steal it and use it on other forums
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30 Jan 2003, 04:52
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
Posts: 2,738
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Arse Bites- Def Leppard
Arse Her Madly - The Doors
Arse Hurts - Roy Orbison
Arse is a Battlefield Pat Benatar
Arse Me Two Times The Doors
Hello I Arse You- The Doors
Arse Potion #9 The Tygers of PanTang
Arse Will Find It's Way To You Reba McEntire
Arse Rollercoaster The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Back Door Arse Affair - ZZ Top
Crazy Little Thing Called Arse - Queen
Creatures of Arse - Talking Heads
Damn,I wish I was your Arse - Sophie B.Hawkins
Does He Arse You - Reba McEntire (with Linda Davis)
Friday Im in Arse - The Cure
Glory Of Arse - Peter Cetera
I Dont Wanna Live Without Your Arse - Chicago
I Just Called To Say I Arse You - Stevie Wonder
I Like It,I Arse It - Tim McGraw
I Want To Know What Arse Is - Forigner
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30 Jan 2003, 04:56
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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You gotta love these
Papa Arsed Momma - Gareth Brooks
Tained Arse - SoftCell
Victim of Arse - The Eagles
Once Youve Arsed Somebody - Dixie Chicks
Try And Arse Again - The Eagles
You Never Cry Like An Arser - The Eagles
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30 Jan 2003, 05:17
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Guest
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Blue - One Arse
Celine Dion - Sorry for the arse
Diana Ross & The Supremes - Stop! In The Name Of Arse
layo & bushwacka - Arse Story
Diana Ross - Baby Arse
Stevie Wonder - Isn't She Arsely
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30 Jan 2003, 05:47
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 451
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"Arse-ridden" - Fiona Apple
"Will You Still Arse Me Tomorrow?" - Carole King
"Fell in Arse with a Girl" - White Stripes
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30 Jan 2003, 06:31
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Anal Crumb
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Liverpool
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(you have the white stripes?)
Once twice three times an arse
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30 Jan 2003, 07:19
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
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Music Was My First Arse
(PLD lolololool etc. Gayle)
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30 Jan 2003, 07:25
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no
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: in a chair
Posts: 329
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Bush - the people that we arse
(probabaly already mentioned but wth)
would find more if I didnt have to go..
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30 Jan 2003, 07:30
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Super Trooper
Join Date: Nov 2000
Posts: 145
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when will this message self detruct?
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What's so funny?
I thought you where saying meow
do I look like a cat to you boy?
am I jump all nimbly bimly from tree to tree?am I drinking milk from a saucer?
Do you see me eating mice?
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30 Jan 2003, 23:00
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Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
Join Date: May 2001
Location: hello
Posts: 294
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best thread ever
Gayle gets 2 thumbs up
ps New Order - Bizzare arse triangle = win
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He isn't what I would call a menace but he is like a child trapped in a fat child with cerebal palsy's body which is wrapped in denim.He seemed to always bitch at everything that ever happened ever even if it was a post that read "SUNDAY8PM IS THE KING OF THE SOCIAL SCENE!" he would still bitch about it. Oh and it's a well known fact that if you mash Sunday8pm's face into a keyboard, the words "More Hula Hoops Please" will mysteriously appear on screen every time.
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30 Jan 2003, 23:11
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by IncubusGod
Back Door Arse Affair - ZZ Top
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Winnar!
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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