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10 Aug 2003, 01:05
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
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So I got a swingin' bachelor pad
In a nice part of gangland usa.
On the upside there's a lot to do around it, so it's actually in a good location, regardless of the fact that there have been multiple shootings in the area and it's rocked by a large murder rate.
And it has dsl.
But most importantly, it's near school. Near meaning 'within 4 blocks'.
cough
Mirai
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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10 Aug 2003, 01:13
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Remember to run in zig-zags.
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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10 Aug 2003, 01:19
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
Posts: 8,499
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Quote:
Originally posted by Embroglio
Remember to run in zig-zags.
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Also ...
Walk on the sidewalk near the buildings (not in the middle of the street or that ... doing it this way means you can only be shot at from one side of the street).
Not too close to the wall tho as the chips of rocks which fly out after a bullet hits them (after narrowly missing you) can really hurt.
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10 Aug 2003, 01:23
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Location: Location:
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how long is a block?
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10 Aug 2003, 02:24
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
how long is a block?
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however much the distance between 2 streets is.
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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10 Aug 2003, 21:59
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no
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: in a chair
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Just Don't forget to wear your kevlar vest when you go to school
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10 Aug 2003, 22:59
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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Your gonna get killed when they see your stuff, it will be stolen post-murder
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[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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10 Aug 2003, 23:05
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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try and blow up the whole area if you can. the world doesnt need gangsters, of any wealth
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
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10 Aug 2003, 23:07
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Commander etc
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 436
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You still have crime in the US ???
We abolished that years ago.
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Daevyll
Ostraka: It's a Social Club with guns (and K-Y)
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10 Aug 2003, 23:20
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,891
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just dress dirty, instead of designer
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10 Aug 2003, 23:20
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Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In The Redfern
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Do not have any ideas about being a big hard scary rapper who sings about 'slamming the biatch who dissed my hoes' cause the death rate seems to be increasing for said persons
Vaio
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10 Aug 2003, 23:22
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
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The element of danger in such areas is generally ridiculously over-rated. It keeps property prices reasonable I suppose...
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11 Aug 2003, 04:14
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
The element of danger in such areas is generally ridiculously over-rated. It keeps property prices reasonable I suppose...
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"Nothing brings down property prices faster than a good old fashioned gang war"
Actually, the place is very nice. It's across the street from a park, in a neighborhood. It's not like it's downtown bronx ghetto. The complex itself has a pool (although not very big). The parking garage is fenced in, and it's all around a good place.
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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11 Aug 2003, 04:54
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Das Scoot
Join Date: May 2001
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A cop got killed a few blocks from my apartment a few weeks ago.
But the view is to die for.
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n00b since Jan 11th, 2001
I don't really know what I'm doing here
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11 Aug 2003, 09:23
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Winker
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: IOW
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Quote:
Originally posted by Fifth_teletubbie
You still have crime in the US ???
We abolished that years ago.
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You mean everything that was illegal is now legal ?
So theres just as many murders its just its ok to kill someone as long as you say sorry ?
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prestel
Yeah so what Im an Original Pr0nstar
some of us have serious jobs
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11 Aug 2003, 09:31
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
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I just moved as well \o/
apparently the ppl next door are drug dealers /o\
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11 Aug 2003, 09:32
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King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
Posts: 3,332
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Quote:
Originally posted by Little Timmy
You mean everything that was illegal is now legal ?
So theres just as many murders its just its ok to kill someone as long as you say sorry ?
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If it's legal why say sorry?
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11 Aug 2003, 09:48
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Commander etc
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Amsterdam
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Quote:
Originally posted by Little Timmy
You mean everything that was illegal is now legal ?
So theres just as many murders its just its ok to kill someone as long as you say sorry ?
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We dislike the term 'murder', and prefer 'premature ejaculation from life' instead.
And you dont have to say sorry if you dont want to, everyone should be free to express themselves the way they feel comfortable with.
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Daevyll
Ostraka: It's a Social Club with guns (and K-Y)
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11 Aug 2003, 16:56
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Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: -
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bunnyhopping usually helps.
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11 Aug 2003, 16:57
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
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Quote:
Originally posted by ChubbyChecker
If it's legal why say sorry?
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It's still a tad nasty.
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11 Aug 2003, 17:06
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mmm.. pills
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,152
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Quote:
Originally posted by KoeN
bunnyhopping usually helps.
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only if performed close to a wall to boost speed
=[DJ Bass]=
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11 Aug 2003, 17:16
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Not where I want to be :(
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Bachelor
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bach·e·lor ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bch-lr, bchlr)
n.
An unmarried man.
A person who has completed the undergraduate curriculum of a college or university and holds a bachelor's degree.
A male animal that does not mate during the breeding season, especially a young male fur seal kept from the breeding territory by older males.
A young knight in the service of another knight in feudal times.
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