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9 Aug 2003, 21:25
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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You are a...
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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9 Aug 2003, 21:43
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm No Nino Rota
Posts: 5,923
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delicious
sex god
watch
Wile E. Coyote
im also a sexy organ donor who loves to punch circus tents, and a sex donut whol loves to sniff hot bitches! On top of that, I'm a funky disco-queen who loves to grow trouser-snakes!
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9 Aug 2003, 22:03
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Chief over all Monkeys
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,771
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you are a shrunken pawslut who likes to grow vibrators.
is that even possible?
Zar
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9 Aug 2003, 22:04
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Condemned to RP
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 1,654
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flatulent size queen who loves to half mary bill cosby.
masturbating baby that loves to dejuice ****s (female pi-pi)
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9 Aug 2003, 22:30
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,891
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I am a polite boytoy who loves to bake horses
I am a ****ing hot ringtail ****er who loves to climb crotches
BEST:
I am a titanic hosec0ck boy who loves to squeeze lesbians
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"You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
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9 Aug 2003, 22:46
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
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Pathetic fruitcake who loves to sniff giant tits
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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9 Aug 2003, 23:46
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Not where I want to be :(
Posts: 1,556
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\o/ I am a questionable cab driver who likes to squeeze nipples
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<CmdrCyrax> I'm sure GDers are bastions of the civilized world.
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9 Aug 2003, 23:48
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I play the double-bass.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Germany
Posts: 2,198
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underhung pimp who loves to nibble beavers
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The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
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10 Aug 2003, 01:47
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home wrecker
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: The other side of the galaxy ;)
Posts: 1,041
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slimey bitch who loves to conquer scarecrows.
I demand a recount :/
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May the Farce be with you...
#pr0nstars - a pimp is for life, not just for christmas
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10 Aug 2003, 02:01
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
Posts: 8,499
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"waste of space"
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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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10 Aug 2003, 07:28
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Oh Canada!
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canada #eh?
Posts: 1,466
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i am a questionable demon who loves to devour nipples
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
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10 Aug 2003, 07:32
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wasted
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Under the floorboards
Posts: 1,240
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Lecherous midget who loves to sniff dildos :\
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“They were totally confused,” said the birdman, whose flying suit gives him a passing resemblance to Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story. “The authorities said that I was an unregistered aircraft and to fly, you need a licence. I told them, ‘No. To fly, you need wings’.”
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10 Aug 2003, 07:57
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mmm.. pills
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,152
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questionable midget who loves to punch sperm
once more for luck: monumental fruitcake who loves to stomp balls
=[DJ Bass]=
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CSS : the result of letting artists design something only an engineer should touch.
Last edited by djbass; 10 Aug 2003 at 08:03.
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10 Aug 2003, 10:15
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Guest
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10 Aug 2003, 10:19
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm No Nino Rota
Posts: 5,923
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How is this one possible?
You are a delicious midget who loves to stomp dinosaurs...
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10 Aug 2003, 10:56
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Quote:
Originally posted by Workyourmom
I'm the guy doing your MOMMA!
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Doesn't this get boring for even you?
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10 Aug 2003, 10:57
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'Useless'
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wellington, NZ.
Posts: 357
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
Doesn't this get boring for even you?
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small things, small minds etc
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Clearly.
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10 Aug 2003, 11:13
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'Useless'
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wellington, NZ.
Posts: 357
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its really, really worrying how you don't realise how absolute **** you are.
at least it would be if I cared about your sanity in the slightest.
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Clearly.
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10 Aug 2003, 11:15
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 5,514
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Banning people is an amazing cure for a hangover .
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eXcessum
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10 Aug 2003, 11:16
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Quote:
Originally posted by Workgay
doesn't it ever get boring for you!
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Constantly.
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10 Aug 2003, 12:21
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Darling
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Edinburgh
Posts: 890
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confused demon who loves to climb tigers
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10 Aug 2003, 12:26
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Russia
Posts: 121
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You are a pawslutty sex god who loves to lick hookers...
LoL
Oh ****, get ready, this one is good!
You are a nut-licking butt who loves to sniff kangaroos
And yet another one
You are a godly porn star who loves to eat giant tits
That's enough for now
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The Real Power Cannot Be Given... It Has to be TAKEN!!!
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10 Aug 2003, 13:07
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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You are a drunken bitch who loves to hoard pumas
You are a shrunken biscuit who loves to deflower animals
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10 Aug 2003, 15:18
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mmm.. pills
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,152
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I wasn't going to post any more but I found this one to be unique:
You are a puny penis who loves to shrink trouser snakes.
=[DJ Bass]=
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CSS : the result of letting artists design something only an engineer should touch.
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10 Aug 2003, 21:44
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no
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: in a chair
Posts: 329
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You are a boobsucking sallad buffet who loves to hump octupi
okaaay
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10 Aug 2003, 22:51
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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Im a foxy baby who loves to **** guys
(how did they know)
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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10 Aug 2003, 23:22
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And you expected Kittens?
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Purgatory, Upper Hell, Manchester.
Posts: 478
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Ima titanic goliath that likes to stomp hellhounds, apparently
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If music be the food of love, then industrial techno be the food of BDSM.
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10 Aug 2003, 23:47
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
Posts: 2,127
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I am a malignant sea captain who likes to pull beavers.
Hardly
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