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26 Jun 2003, 05:21
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A devil in God's country
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An intruiging question was txted to me...
at 12:30am by a friend of mine...apparently she had been reading some magazine in which there was a fact that if you take your shoe size, divide it in half and add two, that is your dick size. She apparently wanted to know whether it was true or false.
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26 Jun 2003, 05:25
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Happy
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well was it?
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26 Jun 2003, 05:26
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Oh Canada!
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lol
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26 Jun 2003, 05:26
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A devil in God's country
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I haven't bothered to check yet.
When I do I'll be sure to let you know however.
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26 Jun 2003, 05:29
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Happy
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Location: Canada eh
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though if it was true.. wouldn't there be more people asking about shoe sizes?
HI!! A/S/L/SS?!?!!?!? (ss = shoe size)
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26 Jun 2003, 05:32
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Oh Canada!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
though if it was true.. wouldn't there be more people asking about shoe sizes?
HI!! A/S/L/SS?!?!!?!? (ss = shoe size)
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24/m/canada/15
lollllllllllzzzzzzz
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26 Jun 2003, 05:34
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A devil in God's country
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(11:56:39 PM): So if I had a Size 15 Shoe.. AHH come on, there no way thats right man HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(11:58:01 PM): What about a guy Who has a Shoe Like SHAQ man. Size 22 or whatever, he'd Be tossin his Own dick over his Shoulder like a Duffle bag
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26 Jun 2003, 05:36
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Happy
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rofl
rawr dilly
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26 Jun 2003, 05:39
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teens1ut
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From my own personal research, this is NOT true
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26 Jun 2003, 05:40
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Happy
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jaki would know.
case closed
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26 Jun 2003, 05:42
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teens1ut
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
jaki would know.
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I am a penis connoisseur :/
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26 Jun 2003, 07:09
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'Useless'
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So I'm 8 and a half inches then.
fine by me.
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26 Jun 2003, 07:22
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The Bad Guy
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Lads, I believe that we must do our best to spread this rumour !
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26 Jun 2003, 07:36
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
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I have a choe size of 14, but then again, that's like 20 in women's shoe size, which is like, 90 in baby shoe sizes..
Which one do I use?
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26 Jun 2003, 08:07
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Rawr rawr
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I have shoe size 47...
We just measure a bit different
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26 Jun 2003, 10:01
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m u p p e t
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A more accurate measure of it is the distance between tip of thumb and tip of index finger when fingers are spread as far apart as possible.
Different parts of your body have weird size relationships, e.g. your armspan = your height, or your forearm length = size of foot.
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26 Jun 2003, 10:57
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I am an idiot
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I only ever wear skis. Thats one for the lay-dees
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26 Jun 2003, 10:59
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I am an idiot
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Quote:
Originally posted by Supernova9
A more accurate measure of it is the distance between tip of thumb and tip of index finger when fingers are spread as far apart as possible.
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Call me old fashioned, but for me the most accurate way of measring is to whop it out on a table and measure from tip to base.
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26 Jun 2003, 11:03
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Lord Denning
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Re: An intruiging question was txted to me...
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Originally posted by Spieprzaj
at 12:30am by a friend of mine...apparently she had been reading some magazine in which there was a fact that if you take your shoe size, divide it in half and add two, that is your dick size. She apparently wanted to know whether it was true or false.
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Oh don't be silly.
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26 Jun 2003, 11:32
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Well, the same sort of hormonal stuff that goes into growing feet in the womb also goes into growing el penis, but there's no evidence to suggest a relationship like the one suggested.
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26 Jun 2003, 11:37
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
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comedy 'text reply: I don't know, I'm a eunuch' option
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26 Jun 2003, 12:07
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I am an idiot
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Well, the same sort of hormonal stuff that goes into growing feet in the womb also goes into growing el penis, but there's no evidence to suggest a relationship like the one suggested.
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I say you are wrong and can prove it.
What is long, pink and smelly and sticks out of trousers?
Now, most people would automatically think its a willy. but it is of course your feet!
So there you have it, a definate link between feet and willies.
You are wrong.
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26 Jun 2003, 12:30
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I say you are wrong and can prove it.
What is long, pink and smelly and sticks out of trousers?
Now, most people would automatically think its a willy. but it is of course your feet!
So there you have it, a definate link between feet and willies.
You are wrong.
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Actually, that doesn't affect my post in any way because I specified the relationship that was mentioned in the original post.
Precise Science English wins again.
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26 Jun 2003, 12:53
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cynic
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science always wins, due to the fact that the opponents of science tend to be raving fundamentalists :/
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26 Jun 2003, 13:00
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Registered User
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the human body is set out in ratios on 1.6, so find something thats 1.6 times your dick, and your set
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26 Jun 2003, 13:07
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tzencath
the human body is set out in ratios on 1.6, so find something thats 1.6 times your dick, and your set
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Nothing like made up statistics.
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26 Jun 2003, 13:11
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Next goal wins!
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it doesnt work for me...
NB : it does work if i dont add the two.
but thats probably just coincedence.
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26 Jun 2003, 13:46
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no
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tzencath
the human body is set out in ratios on 1.6, so find something thats 1.6 times your dick, and your set
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Divina Proportia?
p.s Zeising was wrong, and you know it
p.p.s as someone with shoesize 47*, I can tell you the texted message was wrong
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(yes, I know thats another measurement system...but Shoe-size 47 is pretty big if im not mistaken)
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26 Jun 2003, 13:52
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2003
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and this is why I think SMS abilities should be banned from almost everyone in Europe.
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26 Jun 2003, 13:53
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Nothing like made up statistics.
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95% of them are.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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26 Jun 2003, 13:57
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J to the C to the A G E
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Quote:
Originally posted by SepH
p.p.s as someone with shoesize 47*, I can tell you the texted message was wrong
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(yes, I know thats another measurement system...but Shoe-size 47 is pretty big if im not mistaken)
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YOU HAVE A SMALL ****
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26 Jun 2003, 14:02
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no
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
YOU HAVE A SMALL ****
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Im just modest
p.s very subtle
p.p.s to many p.s'es
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26 Jun 2003, 14:05
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A devil in God's country
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I'm sure you realize this, but just to point it out, apparently the magazine was talking about US shoe sizes.
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26 Jun 2003, 14:19
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J to the C to the A G E
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Oh my god, I had my feet amputated 3 years ago and I've just realised I have no penis.
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26 Jun 2003, 16:48
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teens1ut
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There was recently something on an Urban Legends show about this myth that again proved it was untrue. Several guys of different shoe sizes where measured, the shoe sizes were completely unrelated
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26 Jun 2003, 17:16
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Re: An intruiging question was txted to me...
Quote:
Originally posted by Spieprzaj
at 12:30am by a friend of mine...apparently she had been reading some magazine in which there was a fact that if you take your shoe size, divide it in half and add two, that is your dick size. She apparently wanted to know whether it was true or false.
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Is that in metric or imperial measures ?
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26 Jun 2003, 17:49
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Mr. Blobby
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Quote:
Originally posted by Structural Integrity
I have shoe size 47...
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Go pornstar!
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26 Jun 2003, 17:55
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Ball
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cmdr_Cyrax
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Why would a eunuch not be able to test it out?
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26 Jun 2003, 18:06
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J to the C to the A G E
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Penis size is measured in erect state. You can't get a rock on without balls can you?
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