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[GAP]Obiwan · 13 Jun 2003, 13:28

Every morning at 7.23am i get on the 208 bus to work. Every morning i see exactly the same people. Every day i see exactly the same cute little sch00l girl, who i'm sure wants my body.

I meet my friend Catherine at 7.32 on the bus, we always have a nice chat and giggle, in fact today she showed me a photo she took of me, just after i'd fallen down a staircase riding a rocking horse. (And i do mean an actual rocking horse, i wasn't riding shadowfax listening to Queen or anything)

At 7.55 i get off the bus outside my work have a ciggarette, and begin my days work.

Buses are very strange things indeed.

Discuss

poshphil · 13 Jun 2003, 13:29

Buses have common people on. Especially ones in stoke. And also the occasional mad person.

das_experiment · 13 Jun 2003, 13:29

is catherine sexy?

Radical Edward · 13 Jun 2003, 13:30

london night buses are entertaining, the top back is usually the best, anything from crowds of drunks to rastas inhaling dubious substances. If you want multiculturalism, the top back seats of a london bus are it.

Minty · 13 Jun 2003, 13:33

Quote:

Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
Every morning at 7.23am i get on the 208 bus to work. Every morning i see exactly the same people. Every day i see exactly the same cute little sch00l girl, who i'm sure wants my body.

I meet my friend Catherine at 7.32 on the bus, we always have a nice chat and giggle, in fact today she showed me a photo she took of me, just after i'd fallen down a staircase riding a rocking horse. (And i do mean an actual rocking horse, i wasn't riding shadowfax listening to Queen or anything)

At 7.55 i get off the bus outside my work have a ciggarette, and begin my days work.

Buses are very strange things indeed.

Discuss

Get a taxi, much better.
And independant

[GAP]Obiwan · 13 Jun 2003, 13:44

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Originally posted by das_experiment
is catherine sexy?

Depends if your into large girls or not.

I find her VERY sexy as she wears the most provacative gothic gowns.

Woof · 13 Jun 2003, 13:51

I catch the #111 at 18:21 each Saturdat night on my way down town, when i'm out on the lash. Nothing remotely exciting happens to me and i tend to play Tripple Pop on my Nokia 7250.

I long for an exciting bus journey.

[GAP]Obiwan · 13 Jun 2003, 13:54

Quote:

Originally posted by Woof
I catch the #111 at 18:21 each Saturdat night on my way down town, when i'm out on the lash. Nothing remotely exciting happens to me and i tend to play Tripple Pop on my Nokia 7250.

I long for an exciting bus journey.

Woof: Star wars kid

star wars fag more like

hahhahahahahhaha

oh wait..........

Bloomers III · 13 Jun 2003, 13:56

I get the train

[GAP]Obiwan · 13 Jun 2003, 14:15

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Originally posted by Bloomers III
I get the train

I can now live the rest of my life in peace and tranquility with teh knowledge that BLoomers III gets the 'train

Vaio · 13 Jun 2003, 14:20

Quote:

Originally posted by poshphil
Buses have common people on. Especially ones in stoke. And also the occasional mad person.

Stoek has buses ?

what happened ? did the donkey get sick ?

Vaio

LHC · 13 Jun 2003, 14:20

how can these times be so precise?

[GAP]Obiwan · 13 Jun 2003, 14:27

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Originally posted by LHC
how can these times be so precise?

these are the times the buses are 'scheduled' to arrive, and always on time, give or take 60 seconds

Snurx · 13 Jun 2003, 14:40

Are the busses in your country always on time? i want to move there

Buses are only good late at nigth, beacause of the reasons Radical said. Trains are good in the morning/day.

queball · 13 Jun 2003, 15:21

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Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
Depends if your into large girls or not.

I find her VERY sexy as she wears the most provacative gothic gowns.

hahahahahahaha
hahaha
haha
sorry

hhahahahahahahahahhaahaha

inf · 13 Jun 2003, 15:22

I don't think I've ever used a public bus.

poshphil · 13 Jun 2003, 15:26

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Originally posted by Vaio
Stoek has buses ?

what happened ? did the donkey get sick ?

Vaio

I think it's for the students at the two uni's who have the intelligence to master them.

The common people must get special lessons or something when they're busy not having jobs.

Dead_Meat · 13 Jun 2003, 15:53

YUO REID TEH FAG0T BUS TO SKOOL

Vaio · 13 Jun 2003, 16:10

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Originally posted by poshphil
I think it's for the students at the two uni's who have the intelligence to master them.

The common people must get special lessons or something when they're busy not having jobs.

jobs, buses and 2 universities, wow, stoek is really moving into the 1970's

Vaio

poshphil · 13 Jun 2003, 16:17

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Originally posted by Vaio
jobs, buses and 2 universities, wow, stoek is really moving into the 1970's

Vaio

I said when they're busy not having jobs.

Deffeh · 13 Jun 2003, 16:52

id like the buses around here more if they didnt travel through all the scummy suburbs of glasgow (inc mine, but its not that hard. just ****)

I hate this city

CrashTester · 13 Jun 2003, 17:04

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Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
Depends if your into large girls or not.

Stop right there.

My 'she is a minger' alarm bells just rung. Dont need any more info thanks.

roadrunner_0 · 13 Jun 2003, 17:37

i have been catching the 7.45am bus to work for 3 years, i listen to a personal stereo and read a book, you dont want to catch the eyes of anyone round here fs, the bus goes through shildon and aycliffe

CoD · 13 Jun 2003, 17:41

You should all take the 60 bus

ne one know what i'm talking about?

SepH · 13 Jun 2003, 18:27

Quote:

Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
Depends if your into large girls or not.

I find her VERY sexy as she wears the most provacative gothic gowns.

sounds like kelly osbourne :P

JamMak · 13 Jun 2003, 19:17

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Originally posted by SepH
sounds like kelly osbourne :P

I find her VERY sexy as she wears the most provacative gothic gowns.

Dante Hicks · 13 Jun 2003, 19:20

I also get the 208 bus in the mornings, although in the opposite direction to yourself. There are no attractive school girls on it.

Ever.

Nusselt · 13 Jun 2003, 19:39

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Originally posted by Dante Hicks
I also get the 208 bus in the mornings, although in the opposite direction to yourself. There are no attractive school girls on it.

Ever.

arent you married. And further is this some pedo fantasy you're trying to fulfill. eh. eh. Asked wifey to wear pigtails yet?

Ragnarak · 13 Jun 2003, 19:40

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Originally posted by Dead_Meat
YUO REID TEH FAG0T BUS TO SKOOL

i'd gotten half way down the screen and still not "f4907 8u5" comment

you were cuttin it close

Supernova9 · 13 Jun 2003, 23:35

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Originally posted by CoD
You should all take the 60 bus

ne one know what i'm talking about?

Those piles of crap should be banned.

I had to get that bus to school for about 3 fking years, thank god for the train.

Gayle29uk · 13 Jun 2003, 23:37

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Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
Every morning at 7.23am i get on the 208 bus to work. Every morning i see exactly the same people.

That's cos it's a speshul bus

Matrim · 13 Jun 2003, 23:38

I'm obsessed with busses and busdrivers and time schedules and all that. It's because I've taked the bus every day for a million years soon and I can't stop it.

I count minutes and it's driving me crazy.

I don't expect you to understand, but I could use some comfort.

Matrim

Vaio · 13 Jun 2003, 23:44

I dont usually use buses as I recon they are full of nutters

You lot have failed to convince me I am wrong

Vaio

Freakozoid · 13 Jun 2003, 23:49

i take the tube to school.

Unfortunately tubes terminate at about 12:48 in London.

so night buses, which attract all the nutters, are my transport home.

some tramp brought two pigeons which he had tied together for no reason that i could tell onto a bus one night.
one of the most memorable journeys ever.

Sarina_Joy · 13 Jun 2003, 23:52

I bought a Bertie Bus on Wednesday \o/

Monkehpimp · 14 Jun 2003, 04:42

every morning i walk to the busstop, find its already been and walk to school. every morning I'm late.

Dante Hicks · 14 Jun 2003, 09:23

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Originally posted by Nusselt
arent you married. And further is this some pedo fantasy you're trying to fulfill. eh. eh. Asked wifey to wear pigtails yet?

Yes, yes, and yes.

seventh · 15 Jun 2003, 11:13

meh 2 things

1. i always missed the 419 or 420 to college. it goes from the end of my road. i missed it every day for 2 terms

the other is

2. when getting a bus to aldershot (its like the biggest military town ever and full of ****ing pikeys) a lady and a man aged about 40 or 50 were having a conversation via two cuddly bunny rabbit toys about how the man liked to dance to tina turner and the women thought the man was ugly. the man then got off the bus and the women fell off her seat about 40 seconds later.

KaneED · 15 Jun 2003, 13:41

I don't do buses. Partly because the #2 bus driver is always mean to me when i don't have the right change. He chucks me off every ****ing time. I don't use buses now, I fear the rejection.

insane_in_da_membrane · 15 Jun 2003, 17:06

I catch the train between 4 - 5:30.
Every day its the same boring journey into Cardiff, I'm glad it didn't win capital of culture. It's ****.

Radical Edward · 16 Jun 2003, 09:27

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Originally posted by Freakozoid
some tramp brought two pigeons which he had tied together for no reason that i could tell onto a bus one night.
one of the most memorable journeys ever.

see that is exactly what I mean by london night buses. there is something special about them... like they are itty bitty rips in the fabric of normality.

wtf are you doing going home from school so late?

[GAP]Obiwan · 16 Jun 2003, 10:39

OH MY! this morning there was no catherine, no cute sk00l girl, and........ i think the bus ran over a cat

menth0l · 16 Jun 2003, 11:04

"Nigh Bus" home from Helsinki 4.30am on a saturday.

Doesn't get any more like a freakshow.

[GAP]Obiwan · 16 Jun 2003, 13:43

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Originally posted by menth0l
"Nigh Bus" home from Helsinki 4.30am on a saturday.

Doesn't get any more like a freakshow.

ohhhhhh examples please?