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Aardvark is a funny word
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Fking Townies
Walking back from the bus stop earlier having gone to see M:r again with some mates, go past gang of townies, 6-7 of the buggers, when i get spat on. I mean, fs! All of em were a year or so younger than me, I could probably take one of em, but 6? I mean, fs. If they want to pick a fight, why can't they do it when they don't have their fking posse with them. I mean, fs.
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6 Jun 2003, 20:56
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did you do/say something or just agonized in silent pain?
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6 Jun 2003, 20:58
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Aardvark is a funny word
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quickened my pace. As I say, a gang of townies is not something you mess with. Quite aside from the fact that standing near one will give you lung cancer in a matter of seconds, the fkers all have switchblades somewhere because they're so hard. 
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6 Jun 2003, 21:00
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i have a peper spray, 185cm and 75 kg
do you think I could pick a fight with them?
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6 Jun 2003, 21:00
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Re: Fking Townies
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Originally posted by Phang
Walking back from the bus stop earlier having gone to see M:r again with some mates, go past gang of townies, 6-7 of the buggers, when i get spat on. I mean, fs! All of em were a year or so younger than me, I could probably take one of em, but 6? I mean, fs. If they want to pick a fight, why can't they do it when they don't have their fking posse with them. I mean, fs.
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Now if that was me I'd break some legs to set an example to the rest. How and ever some people prefer "diplomacy" and "talking". You know who else liked diplomacy and talking? Hitler, that's who!
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6 Jun 2003, 21:02
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how would you brake their legs when you have no arteries?
remember the blades?
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6 Jun 2003, 21:02
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Aardvark is a funny word
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times like this i really wish i could get hold of a gun. Emptying a clip, liek, into their feet would be fun. FKING TOWNIES
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6 Jun 2003, 21:04
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Quote:
Originally posted by Muslim
i have a peper spray, 185cm and 75 kg
do you think I could pick a fight with them?
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22 Salisbury Grove
Giffard Park
Milton Keynes
Buckinghamshire
I know that one of the fkers lives there. If you need directions from wherever in Brazil you are I am happy to oblige.
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6 Jun 2003, 21:05
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i was walking past some the other day i think.
they didn't spit on me, maybe because i don't look like a wimp because i've perfected that brooding/malevolent look.
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6 Jun 2003, 21:08
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Quote:
Originally posted by KaneED
i was walking past some the other day i think.
they didn't spit on me, maybe because i don't look like a wimp because i've perfected that brooding/malevolent look.
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same. Also with the slightly rolled upper lip, a kinda maniacal thing going on. However, you have to understand that any fking retard becomes exponentially more bravado-ish when coupled with another. I'd need a piece of 2x 4 with a nail in it to make them think twice, and even then I'd have to lay them out with it first.
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6 Jun 2003, 21:14
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same. Also with the slightly rolled upper lip, a kinda maniacal thing going on. However, you have to understand that any fking retard becomes exponentially more bravado-ish when coupled with another. I'd need a piece of 2x 4 with a nail in it to make them think twice, and even then I'd have to lay them out with it first.
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i always think if i was neo, i'd have they balls in my hands quicker than they could so stuff.
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6 Jun 2003, 21:16
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i love townies, they are amusing
with my housemate alvin, hes from china, and we are walking down the kingsway and a guy goes
"alright you chincy ****"
at random
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he looks at me
i say "why the hell not", we both beat the **** out of him
fun times in swansea city centre
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Aardvark is a funny word
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yes.
i always think if i was neo, i'd have they balls in my hands quicker than they could so stuff.
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pssh. screw that. I'd go matrix on their ass and reprogram them to have a vagina, the fkers
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Originally posted by Starbucks
i love townies, they are amusing
with my housemate alvin, hes from china, and we are walking down the kingsway and a guy goes
"alright you chincy ****"
at random
i look at alvin
he looks at me
i say "why the hell not", we both beat the **** out of him
fun times in swansea city centre
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6 Jun 2003, 21:36
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Oh My, what can't these people just pick on eachother. I mean, what's the point in fighting with someone you don't know ?
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6 Jun 2003, 21:48
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Quote:
Originally posted by Christian
Oh My, what can't these people just pick on eachother. I mean, what's the point in fighting with someone you don't know ?
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6 Jun 2003, 21:54
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Quote:
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i have a peper spray, 185cm and 75 kg
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6 Jun 2003, 22:22
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"alright you chincy ****"
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6 Jun 2003, 22:32
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you're becoming a gimmick starbucks.
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I am a hard hitting bad ass mother****er aged 27 who would have at least tried to hit the loudest one with some battering fists/elbows
But that's me, I am just like that
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But that's me, I am just like that
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i tend not to get much trouble anymore, but within the last month, two of my frineds have been attacked by the little ****s, but at least one of them (and his mam, which was funny as ****) got arrested
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A one man gang!
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I would have become way to angry, beat up one of them, and then have ended up in hospital.
BUT, remeber, 99% of the time, they won't use the knifes, beacause they are afraid. Going out whit a knife is a sign of fright, not of ness, the only reason that myth was created, was beacause they pussies who went out whit knifes started it.
THE real "deal" guys don't go around whit weapons on them, they get them when they need them. Or, at least the ones whit brains.
Don't let them give you ****. Get your skateboard, round up a few mates, beat the **** out of them. Only thing that really works, if they're not very easily frightened, then call the police and watch them break down! (FUN FUN FUN)
(I know it sounds bad, but im also a one man gang * )
*Not really. Im very easily beaten up
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how would you brake their legs when you have no arteries?
remember the blades?
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i think i wudda went round the corner and rang all the blokes in the area that i have on my fone, then once i have even numbers or more, go back, get the little bastards, hold most of them back and give the main ones a beating enuff, then get everyone (including the guys mates) to spit on the one that spat at you
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personnaly i would just wipe the spit, walk slower and quickly look at them, then continue walking whilst cursing them in my head. If they started to follow, i would walk faster home nick my dads car and run the ****ers over and over and over and over.
Yeah the knife thing is a myth, and u can usually tell the ones packing from others, because they are a little quiter and less ****y, These are usually teh real deal as well where as teh otehrs are just pussies who need to fight in gangs.
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Where I live, only RudeBoys carry knives. Townies never carry knives.
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Quote:
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i think i wudda went round the corner and rang all the blokes in the area that i have on my fone, then once i have even numbers or more, go back, get the little bastards, hold most of them back and give the main ones a beating enuff, then get everyone (including the guys mates) to spit on the one that spat at you
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7 Jun 2003, 13:54
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During our pissup last night (end of exams, yay) 5 kids in the year below us decided it'd be fun to harrass my mate for 'a fag' outside the pub. Considering most of my mates (and this one) are rugby players, this was pretty stupid. Alas, said mate managed to at least scare off all 5 without much retalliation. I think he broke a nose, quite a bit of blood.
Damn funny at the time though!
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7 Jun 2003, 14:46
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Bobban Bobban!
Heh that was pretty last night
They were just a bunch of tw*ts tho :\
Was this when you were walking back with begley and jo or when?
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7 Jun 2003, 15:37
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The best gimmicks we've ever had were pretending to be townies.
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What the hell is a townie?
Or a rudeboy?
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Re: Fking Townies
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Originally posted by Phang
Walking back from the bus stop earlier having gone to see M:r again with some mates, go past gang of townies, 6-7 of the buggers, when i get spat on. I mean, fs! All of em were a year or so younger than me, I could probably take one of em, but 6? I mean, fs. If they want to pick a fight, why can't they do it when they don't have their fking posse with them. I mean, fs.
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If they wanted to pick a fight they'd have just started one, especially if they out number you.
Chances are, if you'd have started something they'd have cacked their pants, cried and/or ran away. Pussies.
You should have smacked the closest one if only to see what would happen..i mean, if theyd have started back you could have always legged it.
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"I hate ****ing townies for being really agressive so let's smack the ****ers."
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"I hate ****ing townies for being really agressive so let's smack the ****ers."
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What the hell is a townie?
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a townie is some little wanker who wears adidas or nike or somesuch crap and goes around acting like the 'hard-man' and generally picking fights with people older/bigger then themselves. of course because they are such weak little beggers they only start fights when they out-number 10:1 and then they never carry out their threats.
as for a rude boy, i haven't got a clue.
DEATH TO TOWNIES!!!!!!
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Where I live, only RudeBoys carry knives. Townies never carry knives.
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it seems were i lived we created the Townie
/me shakes fist at JD sports
id never take no cr4p from twonies if they want some ill step up
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Is there some sort of class element to all of this?
It seems that most people when referring to townies are talking about people whose parents are on low income, manual occupations or social security. Is this the case?
I ask this as a working class "alternative" who is too old to get all this "townie"/"rude boy" stuff. Rude boys when I was a whipper snapper were either black kids of black wannabe white kids.
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Is there some sort of class element to all of this?
It seems that most people when referring to townies are talking about people whose parents are on low income, manual occupations or social security. Is this the case?
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basically, you've cut down to the prole families when the most expensive thing they own is around their neck.
Townies != poor people
Townies = utter twats
Of the townies who I know by name, half are on 75k+ family income
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Quote:
Originally posted by Phang
basically, you've cut down to the prole families when the most expensive thing they own is around their neck.
Townies != poor people
Townies = utter twats
Of the townies who I know by name, half are on 75k+ family income
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22 Salisbury Grove
Giffard Park
Milton Keynes
Buckinghamshire
I know that one of the fkers lives there. If you need directions from wherever in Brazil you are I am happy to oblige.
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I used to go to school with him.
Or at least someone who lived there, havnt seen him in 6 years.
heh
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2 of them decided to try and pick a fight with me and a friend the other day, asking why we threw bricks at their car. The dumbthing is, they weren't in a car. stupid sods.
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Originally posted by insane_in_da_membrane
2 of them decided to try and pick a fight with me and a friend the other day, asking why we threw bricks at their car. The dumbthing is, they weren't in a car. stupid sods.
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Last year, there was a twat who went past me on his bike & suddenly stopped & said "You said somethin to meh?". & I didn't even look at him when he went past me yet say something to him. I would have killed the twat because I was in the worst mood (I splitted up with my ex).
As for a RudeBoy, it's just a black kid who's the equivalent of a townie.
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I'm sorry but if you own a skateboard then you deserve everything that they give you.
I never have a problem with townies, just remind them of how they are about 1-5 years younger than you and take into account how they are probably pissed on a couple of swigs of some cheap nasty cider. Once you realise this, they pose no threat.
Townies suck.
So do skaters.
And people who own BMXs.
Oh....and those of you who own Linkin Park/Papa Roach/Slipknot/NickelBack/etc merchandise.
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