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Unread 30 Dec 2002, 03:24   #1
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So you think your life bites?

So far this month I have been sick twice, once for nearly 2 weeks, nearly run over by a car, got informed my granny will soon be blind, had my dog die, pissed off my girlfriend, been involved in two fights, one of which ended up with me having my arm broken, lost my new phone, ****ed up an exam completely, had to run for two miles (nearly) to avoid getting my head kicked by a pack of scumbags, had to cook the whole christmas dinner as everyone else in my family was either too sick, too old, too young or not there, broken my favourite chair which I had for about 9 years, been yelled at by my mates for something I didn't do, been irritated online by things I won't bother mentioning and discovered the college course I'd finally decided on was now full up (before the supposed deadline as well).




And apparently the odds on me winning the lotto are like 40 million to one. Well, isn't that just peachy? As for me I'm off to bed. Bring on the new year ****s sake.






PS On reflection it could be worse. I could get struck by ****ing lightning outside my door tomorrow morning! Oh and if you wish to inform me you don't care, don't worry, I'll figure that out without you replying heh.
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Unread 30 Dec 2002, 03:45   #2
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Chin up Jonny, it'll all work itself out
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Unread 30 Dec 2002, 04:12   #3
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Unread 30 Dec 2002, 05:10   #4
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Umm...i dropped my mars bar on the ground and it got all covered in fluff, only had one bite out of it too!!!

Anyways hopes the new year is better for you matey
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Unread 30 Dec 2002, 05:42   #5
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pfft.. your problems are all minor :\
well the broken arm sucks ass and will take more time to heal than the others..

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
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Unread 30 Dec 2002, 06:05   #6
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pfft.. your problems are all minor :\
well the broken arm sucks ass and will take more time to heal than the others..

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
I suppose your going to say there is this thing called 'the sun' and its often seen between the hours of 7:00 and 4:00 in the winter. Nothing but myths I say, I havent seen the sun for ages. Mind you I do go to bed in the dark, and wake up to the dark :/ ITS ALWAYS DARKNESS
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Unread 31 Dec 2002, 04:23   #7
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Unread 31 Dec 2002, 04:30   #8
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I suppose your going to say there is this thing called 'the sun' and its often seen between the hours of 7:00 and 4:00 in the winter. Nothing but myths I say, I havent seen the sun for ages. Mind you I do go to bed in the dark, and wake up to the dark :/ ITS ALWAYS DARKNESS
I have seen the sun.

it is up from 6:30am to 8:30pm here, and it is always hot and burnt me the other day.
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Unread 31 Dec 2002, 04:34   #9
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that's because you live in a wierd country

with a **** football team
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that's because you live in a wierd country

with a **** football team
i can't deny either of those points.

Apart from the fact that although it is a weird country with every type of environment, temperature difference, race, etc....


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Unread 31 Dec 2002, 04:57   #11
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tell it to someone who considers cricket a sport
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like a slightly odd african fellow?
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worsed part of this year running for about 8miles to get away form 30 people cause i smashed there camp up, now that had me tired!!
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tell it to someone who considers cricket a sport
The only cricket i think is a sport is the

One Day Match on Boxing Day.

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worsed part of this year running for about 8miles to get away form 30 people cause i smashed there camp up, now that had me tired!!
you're a twat aren't you?
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glad I can still spot them after being away for a while
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glad I can still spot them after being away for a while
Its a talent that should never die, i have oerfected it, its called looking in a mirror...perfection indeed!
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Solution to your goddamned problems.

Get a new doctor.
Stay out of the street.
Buy your Granny some damn glasses.
Get a new dog.
Have make-up sex.
Buy a self-defense weapon.
Fix your arm.
Buy a new phone.
Study more.
Join the track team.
Get a cookbook, or dont show up next time.
Buy a new chair.
Get new friends.
Stay off-line.
Goto a new college.
Rob a bank.


Commit suicide and leave a note telling the world your problems and for them to **** themselves.
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you're a twat too
Yeah i know, i was kinda admitting that, hence saying to spot a twat i find a mirror...TWAT
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Unread 31 Dec 2002, 05:31   #22
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pfft.. your problems are all minor :\
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yes johnnybgood, just be thankful you dont have a face like aryn's
or an ego like Pavil's
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Unread 31 Dec 2002, 07:07   #24
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yes johnnybgood, just be thankful you dont have a face like aryn's

so you insult everyone you admire eh?
how sweet
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Re: So you think your life bites?

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PS On reflection it could be worse. I could get struck by ****ing lightning outside my door tomorrow morning! Oh and if you wish to inform me you don't care, don't worry, I'll figure that out without you replying heh.
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Life is smashing, even thougth it sometimes is dark as hell.
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so you insult everyone you admire eh?
how sweet
no i insult the SCORNED!


you see i have a good philososphy that as i am already handsome, it removes the 75% of hardship I can expect from life.

so in relation to this, and the fact your face looks like a well skelped arse makes me feel so much better than you.

now dont think for a minute that i do not pity you, you ugly bifter, it is indeed the opposite and i vow that all ugly munters like you ARYN will have the freedom to walk down the street without being called a 'facking ugly cant'.
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the fact that my troll reply provoked you made me smile. the contents of it (why you have to explain why you think you're better than me) made me laugh.

45 minutes and already the new year is lookin good
thanks pav
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Re: Solution to your goddamned problems.

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Get a new doctor.
Stay out of the street.
Buy your Granny some damn glasses.
Get a new dog.
Have make-up sex.
Buy a self-defense weapon.
Fix your arm.
Buy a new phone.
Study more.
Join the track team.
Get a cookbook, or dont show up next time.
Buy a new chair.
Get new friends.
Stay off-line.
Goto a new college.
Rob a bank.


Commit suicide and leave a note telling the world your problems and for them to **** themselves.
OR, he could form a Nü-metal band and sing about his problems and get rich very quick
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Your problems aren't as bad as poor little african children.

poor little chappies

aaanyway, that sounds bad anywho.
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