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30 Dec 2002, 23:44
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Angry Young Man
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Keanu Reeves
Worst big hollywood actor ever?
I think so.
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30 Dec 2002, 23:46
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The Twilight of the Gods
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To quote family guy:
'Hey keanu, I've got this perfect script for you! You star as... hey is that a woodpecker?'
'Yeah, it comes and goes'
or words to that effect
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31 Dec 2002, 00:18
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Miles Teg
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speed is bad mmmk?
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31 Dec 2002, 04:51
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Airvatar
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he is second only to tom hanks.
But he is very bad.
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31 Dec 2002, 04:54
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sucking young blood
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řh... what about that Vin muthafking Diesel fellah?
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31 Dec 2002, 05:00
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Muppet
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Nicolas Cage is a bit pathetic at times too
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31 Dec 2002, 05:18
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Snake of the Sand
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I just keep expecting Bill to walk on-screen and yell 'DUDE!'
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31 Dec 2002, 05:29
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Radish
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Speed would be a better film if Bill did do that
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31 Dec 2002, 05:45
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Angry Young Man
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whoever mocked tom hanks sucks
he is possibly the best Ever actor
And not just for forest gump
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31 Dec 2002, 06:18
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Das Scoot
Join Date: May 2001
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'The Matrix' can redeem just about anything.
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31 Dec 2002, 06:20
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Scoot951
'The Matrix' can redeem just about anything.
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even Aaliyah dying.
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31 Dec 2002, 06:22
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Open da mouth!
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nofutcha
he is second only to tom hanks.
But he is very bad.
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Noffeh you know he really does rock and theres no denying it!!!
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31 Dec 2002, 12:33
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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The Matrix is nice.
Forest Gump is nice.
There are soo many sucky "actors" in america.
Like the dudes that plays in Black Hawk Down.
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31 Dec 2002, 14:01
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he was good in the bill and ted movies, but in speed, his voice was still harkening back to the good ol' 'dude!' days, cracked me up
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31 Dec 2002, 18:41
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Gone
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He seems to be unable to act.
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31 Dec 2002, 18:48
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Here Today
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He's pretty wooden but he hasn't screwed up any big films (he was reasonable in The Matrix) that I can recall, so I can forgive him.
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31 Dec 2002, 18:50
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the only actor worse than Keanu Reeves is Brendan Fraiser.
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31 Dec 2002, 19:49
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no
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hmm, he was pretty good in the matrix....
but the biggest overrated piece of hollywood crap is most definitely Vin Diesel
evidence: -the fast and the furious-
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31 Dec 2002, 19:49
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
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vin deisel sucks
keanu should not say "woah"
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31 Dec 2002, 19:52
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
vin deisel sucks
keanu should not say "woah"
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Vin Diesel has one facial expression, and a horrifically non-heroic voice.
Keanus worst film is "The Watcher"
TBH , The Rock is a better actor than both men, which really says a lot for how abysmal the pair of them are.
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31 Dec 2002, 19:54
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It was a Stupid Dream
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Vin Diesel has one facial expression, and a horrifically non-heroic voice.
Keanus worst film is "The Watcher"
TBH , The Rock is a better actor than both men, which really says a lot for how abysmal the pair of them are.
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and Vinnie Jones is better than the rock
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31 Dec 2002, 19:56
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
and Vinnie Jones is better than the rock
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Vinnie Jones can swing ANY movie just by cracking a smile. Hes officially a GOD in any movie he appears in.
The Bacardi adverts are the best thing on TV.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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31 Dec 2002, 20:02
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Cute and cuddly
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i don't know his name, but he annoys me to high heaven. he's in Under Siege and is a bad guy and is ugly and has blonde hair and speaks like a frog.
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31 Dec 2002, 20:05
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It was a Stupid Dream
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bloomers III
i don't know his name, but he annoys me to high heaven. he's in Under Siege and is a bad guy and is ugly and has blonde hair and speaks like a frog.
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that reminded me of the crap acting that is steven segal
i dont know your guy tho
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31 Dec 2002, 20:15
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Cute and cuddly
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worst movie ever
Steven Segal - The Patriot
I asked for the PAtriot (Mel Gibson one) and got this instead. it's so unbelievably and pathetically **** we threw it out after watching it.
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31 Dec 2002, 20:18
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bloomers III
i don't know his name, but he annoys me to high heaven. he's in Under Siege and is a bad guy and is ugly and has blonde hair and speaks like a frog.
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Thats Gary Busey. And he doesnt speak like a frog.
Hes an amusing actor ... a poor mans Nick Nolte.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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31 Dec 2002, 20:18
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
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comedy "return it to the store and get money back" option
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31 Dec 2002, 20:19
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Thats Gary Busey. And he doesnt speak like a frog.
Hes an amusing actor ... a poor mans Nick Nolte.
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i wanted to reply with the
he is the nick nolte substract.
tommy lee jones in under siege is also class a trash material
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22 Jan 2003, 20:48
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Cooki-Monster
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this is clearly not a bump
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22 Jan 2003, 21:33
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Lazy :)
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I don't notice Keanu Reeves for his acting. Although that is indeed passable.
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22 Jan 2003, 23:09
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Im waiting for a movie with Tom Hanks, Keanu, Nick cage and directed by John Woo.
Thatd be sooooo good, oh yeah, so much charisma in one place, so much acting and directing skills.
Stupid thing is that it would clean up at the oscars and the box office
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22 Jan 2003, 23:30
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Angry Young Man
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hanks is one of the best actors ever at best.
cage has done some amazing films, really well.
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22 Jan 2003, 23:31
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Cooki-Monster
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nofutcha
Im waiting for a movie with Tom Hanks, Keanu, Nick cage and directed by John Woo.
Thatd be sooooo good, oh yeah, so much charisma in one place, so much acting and directing skills.
Stupid thing is that it would clean up at the oscars and the box office
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you forgot john travolta
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22 Jan 2003, 23:37
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Quote:
Originally posted by cookiemay
you forgot john travolta
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but i like John Travolta.
Who can hate Danny?
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23 Jan 2003, 03:45
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Vin Diesel has one facial expression, and a horrifically non-heroic voice.
Keanus worst film is "The Watcher"
TBH , The Rock is a better actor than both men, which really says a lot for how abysmal the pair of them are.
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The acting is problematic. Keanu Reeves is an excellent actor, but he is miscast as the killer. He is just too nice a guy to be a sociopath. Actually, it probably would have been better if they flipped the leads because Spader would have made a very believable killer. Normally dynamic and energetic, Marisa Tomei seems almost comatose in her dialogue with Spader during the therapy scenes, although she is great as the terrified victim after being abducted. The entire cast seems flat and subdued, the responsibility for which I put with Charbanic. While Charbanic's images crackle, the actors are soggy. Although images are important in a suspense thriller, they cannot make up for flaccid performances.
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23 Jan 2003, 03:48
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Banned
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i heard that he is not only gay, but also lebanese
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23 Jan 2003, 07:36
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
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Quote:
Originally posted by Muslim
i heard that he is not only gay, but also lebanese
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Clearly being lebanese is a problem. We must fix this.
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23 Jan 2003, 07:48
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but the previous John Wo film piss me...the 'wind talker'
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23 Jan 2003, 07:57
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Snake of the Sand
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Quote:
Originally posted by Muslim
i heard that he is not only gay, but also lebanese
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explain quickly before I either
A> decide that's racism and ban you.
B> write it off as one of the most horrible puns I've ever heard in my life.
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23 Jan 2003, 10:06
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sandsnake
explain quickly before I either
A> decide that's racism and ban you.
B> write it off as one of the most horrible puns I've ever heard in my life.
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Robert Mugabe's an ok sort of bloke, I mean, talk about not hurting a fly, he wouldn't MUG A BEE
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23 Jan 2003, 10:11
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Captain T'Bolt
Old, and FKING ANNOYING!!!!
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It's only old because I've told it so much.
And it is the best* pun ever made.
*worst*.
*best*.
*Worst.
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