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31 Dec 2002, 04:28
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Banned
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Would you do it
if you had the ability of touching your penis with you mouth would you do it? Im pretty sure i would. Some people think that it is gay and whatnot but, hey, you do it with your hand all of the time, whats the big diference.
And you could do that all alone, and noone would have to know it
given the chance i would do it, no question
and i am almost certain that any guy would just check how it goes
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31 Dec 2002, 04:30
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Radish
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Ellan Vannin
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I daresay I would try it to see....
but it sounds like an awful lot of effort and quite frankly I know where it's been....
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31 Dec 2002, 04:34
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sucking young blood
Join Date: May 2001
Location: land of rape and honey
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ive tried it... over and over again. I just cant do it.
...if i could, i would suck me off all day.
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31 Dec 2002, 04:35
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: I hate you all
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It i could i would, and its not gay if its your own. Hell, if i could suck my wn dick I'd brag about it
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31 Dec 2002, 06:39
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Not Dark or Handsome
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Cwmbru
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I can suck my own dick.
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31 Dec 2002, 07:11
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
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'oh dear'
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31 Dec 2002, 07:12
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Radish
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Ellan Vannin
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aryn you know you'd watch it
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31 Dec 2002, 07:17
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Muppet
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Under Your Bed
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I would dump the gf asap.
I mean no girlgives you as good a handjob as you can do yerself, so with perfect bj's, women would never need come out of the kitchen after all!
/me waits for the que of laydees to kick his ass
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31 Dec 2002, 07:23
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Radish
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Ellan Vannin
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Quote:
Originally posted by ElAlan
I would dump the gf asap.
I mean no girlgives you as good a handjob as you can do yerself, so with perfect bj's, women would never need come out of the kitchen after all!
/me waits for the que of laydees to kick his ass
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I'd happily lay into you with a baseball bat simply for using the spelling laydee
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31 Dec 2002, 07:30
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Muppet
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Under Your Bed
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rhumsaa
I'd happily lay into you with a baseball bat simply for using the spelling laydee
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I'm scottish, and i always spell it like that, so i am excused....probably
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31 Dec 2002, 07:31
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Radish
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Ellan Vannin
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Quote:
Originally posted by ElAlan
I'm scottish, and i always spell it like that, so i am excused....probably
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I'm sure I could give you severe lacerations for being scottish
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31 Dec 2002, 07:33
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Muppet
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Under Your Bed
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rhumsaa
I'm sure I could give you severe lacerations for being scottish
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Yeah well you could try i spose, then again many have, i must be slightly annoying or something like that
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31 Dec 2002, 07:45
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Not Dark or Handsome
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Cwmbru
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Quote:
Originally posted by Apothos
I can suck my own dick.
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Thats a fib, btw.
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31 Dec 2002, 12:21
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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No, i would never put my own penis(or anybody elses penis) into my mouth.
I know where its been, and what it has done.
Its dirty.
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31 Dec 2002, 12:23
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Would you do it
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Originally posted by Muslim
if you had the ability of touching your penis with you mouth would you do it? Im pretty sure i would. Some people think that it is gay and whatnot but, hey, you do it with your hand all of the time, whats the big diference.
And you could do that all alone, and noone would have to know it
given the chance i would do it, no question
and i am almost certain that any guy would just check how it goes
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I knew a guy who could do that
He did it at some camping weekend with some friends, like Whoppaaa, look what I can do.
In our opininion it would beat wanking by a long shot.
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31 Dec 2002, 14:19
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
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i know where it's been.
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31 Dec 2002, 18:50
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Location: Location:
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muslim you're ace!
and there isnt a man alive of whatever sexual persuasion who wouldnt do it.
ffs id never leave the bed!!
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31 Dec 2002, 19:22
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Banned
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yes
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31 Dec 2002, 19:25
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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.....no
(can we have the valentine smileys already)
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31 Dec 2002, 19:29
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no
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: in a chair
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ofc :P
I can't though (
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31 Dec 2002, 19:32
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Here Today
Join Date: Dec 2000
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no way :\ creaming your own mouth would be the worst thing ever ffs
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31 Dec 2002, 19:36
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by GavGull
no way :\ creaming your own mouth would be the worst thing ever ffs
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this is another one of those 'truths that dare not speak its name'. Now lets be honest. All of us, at least once have had a taste
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Sophie is hotter than you
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31 Dec 2002, 19:37
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Governor General
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Muslim, you're a freak.
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31 Dec 2002, 19:43
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Here Today
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
this is another one of those 'truths that dare not speak its name'. Now lets be honest. All of us, at least once have had a taste
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No. Not ever. Why would anyone want to?
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31 Dec 2002, 19:56
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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Quote:
Originally posted by GavGull
Why would anyone want to?
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i can think of a reason....
but the repurcussions of that reason makes it a silly idea
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1 Jan 2003, 23:23
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by GavGull
No. Not ever. Why would anyone want to?
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just to know the taste...
i dont know why but sometimes before i start spanking i think about doing it
but when the action is completed, its so gross that i refuse to do...interesting...
i never tasted anyways
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1 Jan 2003, 23:39
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Governor General
Join Date: Dec 2000
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You're a very strange boy.
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1 Jan 2003, 23:47
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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The thought of gurgling my own cum and the lack of athetical prowess prevent me from satisfying myself in this particular style.
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1 Jan 2003, 23:48
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Banned
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Location: Balneário Camboriu- Santa Catarina- Brasil
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chrism
You're a very strange boy.
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strange is my life, that shaped me like this
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1 Jan 2003, 23:48
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Not a Cow
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Brighton, UK
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
this is another one of those 'truths that dare not speak its name'. Now lets be honest. All of us, at least once have had a taste
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Oh dear god no no! You've put your foot in it big time - about as much as if the Pope stood up and said "Of course I rape babies - doesn't everyone?!" No-one I know has ever tasted their own jizz - I don't even need to ask them.
You're sick, son.
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1 Jan 2003, 23:51
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Miserableman
Oh dear god no no! You've put your foot in it big time - about as much as if the Pope stood up and said "Of course I rape babies - doesn't everyone?!" No-one I know has ever tasted their own jizz - I don't even need to ask them.
You're sick, son.
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my words exactly.
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2 Jan 2003, 00:27
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In fond memory of SB
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Girls I know say 'the white' doesn't taste nice, I'll take their word for it.
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2 Jan 2003, 00:44
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Condemned to RP
Join Date: Mar 2001
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What if you had tongue and a penis piercing and got stuck?
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2 Jan 2003, 00:55
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
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It wouldn't fit anyway so I won't even try.
GOD that was so boring I just had to write it. I often get such urges.
ANYWAY: I don't think it would be satisfying. It doesn't seem exciting at all when I think about it (go away!).
Matrim
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2 Jan 2003, 02:25
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I AM OSCAR WILDE
Join Date: Jun 2002
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pffftt.. Try licking your elbow instead.
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2 Jan 2003, 02:26
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Radish
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by ParraCida
What if you had tongue and a penis piercing and got stuck?
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you'd be ****ed
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2 Jan 2003, 03:04
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you people say: i know where its been
and i can only think of two places to put it
nothing wrong with the first place that comes to my mind
but fu'ck you if you had it the other place
and secondly
no boy should ever have a penis on the inside of their skin
that goes for anus and mouth
never
do you read me?
never
and - i have tasted my self, a girl asked me to.. and to all of you out there wondering..
NEVER EVER IN THE NAME OF GOD DO IT YOU C0CK SOCKERS!
(oh my, i just made an ass out of my self..)
my cents
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2 Jan 2003, 03:11
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Have D|ck Done Travell
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Canada
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i dont eat mayo or friet sause (hollandish ****)
bucause both look like cum and welli aint intersted in sucking my dick god made woman for such tasks and gave us hands to punch out there teeth so ther is no biteing, also gave them tounge's for rings to give us more pleasure .
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2 Jan 2003, 03:47
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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I'd probably just stay home forever if I could ever do it.
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2 Jan 2003, 03:53
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Village Idiot
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A more intresting question would be, would you spit or swallow?
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2 Jan 2003, 16:07
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Knight Theamion
i know where it's been.
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my problem is that i dont remember all places where its been
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2 Jan 2003, 16:10
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Commander etc
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It sounds kind of spineless
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2 Jan 2003, 16:23
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Shallow
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Location: Shallow
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hmmmm ofc would if i could, anyone who says they wouldnt (even just once to try) is clearly talking bollócks
'pseudo' tasted my own cum but that was after a lass had gone down on me, swallowed then kissed me and to be perfectly honest i was still reeling in delight from her skills and dont really remember what it tasted like heh
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12 Jan 2003, 03:02
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Guest
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I'm sure I could give you severe lacerations for being scottish
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Here you ill fcking chib you ya fanny.
/me goes to get his golf club with stanley knife head
PS
<---- hehehehehe this looks like outlawz
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14 Jan 2003, 01:19
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Guest
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Quote:
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For those that can't, there's always Dace.
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Why are you always hatin' on me?
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14 Jan 2003, 01:25
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Why are you always hatin' on me?
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Beacause youre scottish.
Nusselt: I agree whit mr Miserableman.
TOTALY.
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14 Jan 2003, 01:30
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by Matrim
It doesn't seem exciting at all when I think about it
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Bingo.
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