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Unread 4 Dec 2002, 20:53   #1
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Human Stupidity - Example 2
The UK top 3 selling singles so far this week are:

1.) Eminem - "Lose Yourself"

2.) The Cheeky Girls - "The Cheeky Song"

3.) Robert Williams - "Feel"

I believe that the personal details of anyone buying The Cheeky Girls single should be taken so that somehow they can be banned from buying music ever again.













At this point i will mention that i'm only going by what i heard on the TV and as such have no numbers (/another source) to back up my claims. However i feel that the fact that this situation is even a remote possibility justifies my stance (even if the positions are "not quite right").
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Unread 4 Dec 2002, 20:55   #2
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I'm disappointed that Las Ketchup song didn't last longer.

I quite enjoyed drunkenly attempting the dance to that, making a prick of meself and getting kicked out of clubs galore.

Really.
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Unread 4 Dec 2002, 20:57   #3
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Forget banning them from buying music. JUST SHOOT THEM!
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Unread 4 Dec 2002, 20:59   #4
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I haven't actually heard that song yet.

I think god likes me!
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I'm disappointed that Las Ketchup song didn't last longer.

I quite enjoyed drunkenly attempting the dance to that, making a prick of meself and getting kicked out of clubs galore.

Really.
don't worry, I saw a "Ketchup Song Christmas Edition" or something on a music channel recently.

It's exactly the same, except the video is different, but not remotely Christmassy.

This is not a joke, it's a terrifying warning to everybody.
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Unread 4 Dec 2002, 21:00   #6
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I think it's cool how record companies exploit stupid people for a couple of weeks of good sales.
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Unread 4 Dec 2002, 21:01   #8
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I think god likes me!

Believe me "He" does.

Every now and again i hear 5 or so seconds of the song (ie the amount of time it takes to change the TV channel/radio station).

Hearing those 5 seconds reminds me that life "could be worse" as i could be forced to listen to the song in its entirity all the time.
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Unread 4 Dec 2002, 21:15   #9
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This song is evil

/me calls for a jihad
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Thanks a lot, now you've reminded me i can't get the tune out of my head :/
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LEARN TEH CHEECKY DANCE!!!!

STEP 1.
The girls kick off with a red carpet-style pose

STEP 2.
Then the twins take turns to sing solo...

STEP 3.
While throwing some elegant shapes STEP 4.
Time for the chorus so it's all hands in the air...

STEP 5.
Turning full circle to show off your slim physique

STEP 6.
"C'mon everybody. Wave your hands in the air"

STEP 7.
And to finish, a classic shake of the shoulders
"Cheeky-cheeky"


I AM NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO THAT SONG.... NEVER EVER EVER EVER..... yeh!
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I AM NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO THAT SONG.... NEVER EVER EVER EVER..... yeh!


It will hunt you down and get you one day.
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Unread 4 Dec 2002, 21:49   #13
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Unread 4 Dec 2002, 21:53   #14
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I never finished spending my points.

I've still got >5k to spend.

My other account is rated 1150 or something if that's of any interest.
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Unread 4 Dec 2002, 21:55   #15
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My other account is rated 1150 or something if that's of any interest.
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Unread 4 Dec 2002, 22:02   #16
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I take it you're not doing quite as well as i am then.
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Unread 4 Dec 2002, 22:03   #17
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I'm awaiting a tick so I can see how my 'new' album sells.

I've yet to release one you see.


(And yes, I'm doing crap)
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Unread 4 Dec 2002, 22:12   #18
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I would go one step further, and suggest that anybody caught buying it should be shot.
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I would go one step further, and suggest that anybody caught buying it should be shot.
or hung

who buys this crap?
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don't worry, I saw a "Ketchup Song Christmas Edition" or something on a music channel recently.

It's exactly the same, except the video is different, but not remotely Christmassy.

This is not a joke, it's a terrifying warning to everybody.

i ve seen it they dont look as fit in it
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havent heard it yet*, but from what i can read here its""Las Ketchap with Avenge or something"?
perhaps i hasnt flown over to holland yet
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Have you seen the video though? I stumbled across it the other day while looking for a channel that the Aguilera 'dirrty' video on, and they do have rather peachy arses.
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At last someone else notices these things.
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This is the reason i have locked myself inside whitout a radion or tv.




Anyways, why shoot the people that buy it? Why not shoot ALL the crappy artists? Much less blood that way..
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they should be doing home video, not lame audio.
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Have you seen the video though? I stumbled across it the other day while looking for a channel that the Aguilera 'dirrty' video on, and they do have rather peachy arses.


nice arse /= good singing (/good song writing ability)

There is no correlation.

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Dace:

I think I broke rockstar =//

I'm sorry
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It seems more shafted than I could have given it credit for, forums and all.

This had best not affect the release of my latest album dammit, I spent a good few seconds coming up with the titles to each and every track.

Like Upsidedown Hobo.
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