The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

[Planetkiller II]

I thought it was about time the HrH returned here, what with the recent influx of new people, perhaps we can make a go of it this time. So, hello, once more, dear patrons. Welcome to the Happy Roid Hotel Beta Site, a cloned premises of our main building. Those of you who know h'our methods, we welcome you back. Those who don't, feel free to learn. We have several new facillities, including:

We bring for your h'amunsment, the Ghardun Squig Maze, with h'accompaning ghardun. Please don't venture to far into it, we cannot guarantee your safety, due to the large h'amounts of sharp (h'and long) thorned Buggery Bushes h'in it, so named for h'obvious reasons. However closer to the hotel, h'it is a more scenic place, feel free to tiptoe through h'any tulips you might find. Be h'aware though, that h'upon not tiptoing through them, the Tulips h'are likely to be h'emotionally damaged, h'and may bite. The maze h'itself h'is filled with the various pitfalls you might h'expect, as well h'as h'a large portion h'of Ghardun Squigs, which may attempt to cultivate you with their various arms, which just happen to be shaped like various garden h'implements. H'if you should be fortunate h'enough to make it to the centre, you will be greated with:

1: Almighty power in the universe
2: A large h'unhappy H'impregnator Squig with a large club.

Only one of the above statements is true.


We h'also constructed the HrH Trak H'and Feeld Range, where such h'events h'as Squig Throwing, H'obsticle Course and more may h'occur at a Special H'olimpics we will soon be holding (depending h'on h'interest).

Lastly, the Carpentry Squigs have been busily constructing a large wooden building we have dubbed Ye Olde Werkshop. We are h'as yet h'unsure why they have done this, for we did not h'ask them to do so. All we know is that they have been commandeering copious h'ammounts h'of timber and power tools and much sawing has been heard from within. H'entry will not be covered by your h'insurance.


Some of Da Ruleys for the H'unhinitiated:
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No seriousness is permitted within The Happy Roid Hotel, laughter only is the norm, and no stealing of other patron's character traits is permitted. However, donations, flattery and bribery of Da Manijjmint is h'encouraged. Rookie killing is h'also disallowed. H'incorrect spelling is h'allowed on these premises. Matches are banned for fear of the Squig Buckitt. Oddness is a must. PLEASE explore the webbysite to learn more, or visit the Alpha Site:

www.happyroidhotel.org

We defy h'all rules h'of physics here, so you can actually be in both h'establishments h'at h'once

So, with that out h'of the way, I give you the newest h'incarnation h'of the HrH!