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10 Dec 2004, 01:20
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Has Soup On His Head
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Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
So , another week, another caption contest. Chances of ending Dace's winning streak look good for the rest of you this week, since our choice of caption comes from the world of politics. Tony spent his week trying to get those age old adversaries in Ireland to stop fighting again, whilst David just couldnt keep his cock to himself (and apparently, not for the first time.). So what were they saying to each other at this informal meeting
Over to you, GD.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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10 Dec 2004, 01:33
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Bored
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
"Is this how hitler did it?"
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10 Dec 2004, 01:34
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Bored
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
"I managed to get my whole hand in"
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10 Dec 2004, 01:35
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Bored
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
"And she chained this arm to the bedpost"
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10 Dec 2004, 01:37
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Bored
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
Tony - "I smell something strange..."
David - "hur hur, it's me"
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10 Dec 2004, 01:38
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Bored
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
David Blunkett only got mild applause whilst doing his twin towers impression.
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10 Dec 2004, 01:40
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
"And that's how I chopped them in half."
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10 Dec 2004, 02:15
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
"Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer" *
* ("one people, one nation, one commander-in-chief")
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10 Dec 2004, 02:19
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
Actually this is probably more apt:
"Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Reichssicherheitshauptamt"
* ("one people, one nation, one office for the security of the homeland")
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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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10 Dec 2004, 02:26
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
"HEIL"
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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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10 Dec 2004, 11:43
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
Blunkett attempted to see if Austin Powers' judo chop really worked.
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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10 Dec 2004, 12:01
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Kwaak
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
im bout to show you how my pimp hand is way strong
(Snoop Dogg)
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10 Dec 2004, 12:51
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:alpha:
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
"No she wasn't a bloody dwarf, she was THIS tall!"
"David, you're blind, remember?"
"Shit"
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10 Dec 2004, 12:51
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Bored
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
Tony - "Look I only employed him for our equal rights policy."
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10 Dec 2004, 12:52
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:alpha:
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
Moments later, with a swift right arm to Tony's face, and poor old David is on the front page of the papers again.
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10 Dec 2004, 13:19
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
Ohhhhh hokey cokey! Ohhhhhh hokey cokey! Ohhhhhh hokey cokey!
Knees bent, arms stretched!
Raa raa raa!
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I came, I saw, I shouldn't mix pleasure with carpentry.
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10 Dec 2004, 13:53
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Miles Teg
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
if we just keep smiling and clapping maybe they don't notice our massive cock ups, i mean, it worked before ... just keep smiling .... just keep smiling
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10 Dec 2004, 13:54
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Miles Teg
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
just keep smiling, just keep smiling
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10 Dec 2004, 13:56
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
Tony planned on using Blunketts disability to cheat to beat Blunkett's 'Paper' in rock, paper, scissors.
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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10 Dec 2004, 17:28
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Rawr rawr
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
"*TZAK*"
(that only works with slightly German-like accent)
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"Yay"
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10 Dec 2004, 17:41
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
"Hakkie takkie, weg met 't zakkie!"
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12 Dec 2004, 02:54
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
"Just keep doing that David, we might just win the General Elections again."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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12 Dec 2004, 02:55
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
"Look, I can do it with my eyes closed!!"
"Alright, no need to brag about it."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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12 Dec 2004, 02:56
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
"God keep that arm down, you'll kill me with that smell that's coming out from there."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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12 Dec 2004, 02:57
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
"It was me. I farted. Hehe."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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12 Dec 2004, 03:23
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
Ste is definatly delivering "teh funneh" this week
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At the going down of the sun and in the morning
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12 Dec 2004, 03:43
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Gone
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
Blunkett: Err, heh, you don't really suppose anything will actually come of that one night stand I had with Laura Bush do you, Tone?
Blair: Excellent.
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12 Dec 2004, 03:47
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
The swift kidney chop Blunkett administered to Micheal Howard was met with modest approval.
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12 Dec 2004, 03:51
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
Blair: I have a small hamster in the cup of my hands. If you don't vote Labour next year, then it will die a horrible, cruel death at the hands of David Mongchop. So make the right choice. Vote Labour - because you're saps when it comes to small, furry animals. *False Smile.*
David: He's right, you know! I'll whack the little bugger! Whaaaaaey!
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12 Dec 2004, 03:54
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
Blair: I've got the brains. You hate asylum seekers. Let's make lots of money.
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12 Dec 2004, 04:06
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Gone
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
Blunkett's spontaneous 'Disco Robot' moves did nothing to help his failing career prospects.
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12 Dec 2004, 11:54
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BlueTuba
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
In promising to take the fight to the Tories, Tony and Blunkett opt for karate as their primary method.
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12 Dec 2004, 13:17
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Banned
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
**** you dace, you done it again.
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12 Dec 2004, 22:05
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Kwaak
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
WWE tonight:
The grinch vs Santa....
Last edited by paolo; 12 Dec 2004 at 22:53.
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12 Dec 2004, 22:50
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
WWF? I thought it's changed to WWE?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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12 Dec 2004, 22:52
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Kwaak
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
It is? oh
I'll click on the edit button
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13 Dec 2004, 01:37
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overtired
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
"i met her on a blind date, you know"
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14 Dec 2004, 00:35
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I dunno...
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 10/12/04
Blunkett: "See? With just a wave, my left hand will turn into a... LITTLE FOOT!"
Blair: "Oh bravo, old chum."
PS. MM, just read up: the 'hamster one' was truly inspired.
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