Suggest me cocktails if you want

[xtrasyn]

It´s bloody hot here and I feel like getting pissed. But a vodka and orange just will not do - I want something fancy.

I have available:

• Bacardi
• Whisky
• Vodka
• Lemon
• Brown Sugar
• Milk
• Cream
• Pepper
• White Sugar
• 7-up
• Fanta Orange
• Fanta Lemon
• Orange Juice
• Ice Cubes
• Fully equipped kitchen

Thanks in advance.