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22 Feb 2005, 19:56
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Liberator of Few
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
"Jolly good" replies Hawk, "Il need some kit for this, from what I hear of squigs, Trioulus, do you have anything I may use ?"
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22 Feb 2005, 20:15
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I have returned! (again)
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
"My equipment is highly specialised, if you were to use it, it would probably result in you becoming another smear on the already highly stained HrH floor. Dont you have any of your own? Are you really that unprepared? I have just suffered blinding headaches, huge tenticled beasts, and epilepsy-inducing strobe effects to get to this place and time, and you are saying that you done even have enough equipment to fight off a few hundred measly squigs? You are a disgrace to your race, profession, and any other things that people can think of!"
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22 Feb 2005, 20:35
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Liberator of Few
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
"I am insulted, yet you raise a few valid points. I have been outcast from the city Terofa after a certain incident.. I have a few posessions but none that would shield me from a charging creature. If u have any protective helmet ? hat ? pan ? anything will do! I am just concerned that these local creatures live up to ther reputation, that is all."
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22 Feb 2005, 20:47
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I have returned! (again)
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
Triolus sighs, then waves his hands in the air a bit, summoning up his tempromantic abilities, after what is only a few moments for the people in the bar, but during which Triolus seems to have not only aged slightly, but also changed clothes (into a long, black leather trench coat). In his hands he holds a small gun, which he hands to Hawk.
"Here, take this, but for the sake of allowing these people to stay in the same time frame as their major organs, do not use it until we are in the destroyer."
At that moment, a significantly burnt Triolus steps out of the respawner, and collapses onto a bar stool, totally unconcious. The original Triolus looks over at him, considers taking the gun back from Hawk, but realises that it would be a very bad idea and may cause the complete destruction of large parts of the HrH's history.
"This is going to hurt" he mutters to himself, before very deliberately placing a "do not wake" sign with a strange symbol on the other Triolus' head
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22 Feb 2005, 21:35
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Liberator of Few
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
Armed and dangerous, Triolus and Hawk edge up the stairs quietly praying at Lady Sarah'sand Mr. Mindyerbeak's shrine (;P) " Good, we made it this far" says a now crouching Hawk, "Now where is that blasted room ?" Hawk looks around, sees what looks like a haunting everlasting corridor to one end and a dark flickering bulbed room to the other.
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22 Feb 2005, 21:56
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I have returned! (again)
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
Triolus watches Hawk climb the stairs without worshipping, and, quickly, but still worshipping correctly, follows him and takes the gun back before the inevitable happens.
/ooc/ I'll allow someone else to describe the punishements for not worshipping i think /ooc/
/ooc/ SHOCK!!! HORROR!!!! ANOTHER SYNONYM!!!! editing a post to get rid of a rule infringement! tisk, tisk hawk/ooc/
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22 Feb 2005, 22:07
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Liberator of Few
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
Hawk nips downstairs , "squig bukkit please" he says. Hawk opens his suitcase and has a rumage through, squeeling from the bag arouses some attention, sounds rather like a pet, or possibly a few pets. Hawk shuts it fast and quickly downs the test tube he was holding and tucks into into his coat pocket. While doing so it rips droppin a syringe, a bloodstained knife and fiber wire to the ground. He quickly stuffs it into his other pocket hoping triolus and a few others didn't notice him.
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22 Feb 2005, 22:54
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Assassin For Hire
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
*AcidK teleported up the stairs to in front of Hawk and Tiolus, praying quickly on his way up. He appeared with a cigar in his mouth and leaning on the corridor walls.*
I wonder where you are going. The Rusty Destroyer is not in any room. Also, hand me my Myst Breaker substance. It is a rule never, unless allowed by myself, to take any Myst Breaker out of the designated bars.
*AcidK opened a hand towards Triolus, the other hand moved quickly, suddenly palcing a now upside-down squig bukket above Triolus. What came out was something no-one would have really guessed. 15 HeythatsmyclothsgeroffAARRGGHH Squigs suddenly sprayed over Triolus and began to rip his trench coat apart.*
Oh, and I overheard the words... lets see now... you are saying that you done even have enough equipment to fight off a few hundred measly squigs... last I calculated it was a few billion assorted and usually very aggressive squigs.
*AcidK's hand, the gauntletted right arm, was still open.*
The vial, please, before it corrodes and ignites if you may.
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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22 Feb 2005, 23:01
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Liberator of Few
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
"I do deserve the same punishment good AcidK for i did not pray and then pretended i did, please have the mercy to leave my clothes though, about the only thing I don't have in my suitcase is new clothes" says Hawk as he grabs hold of his Black hooded cloak which covers his whole body ( is there anything under it ?)
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23 Feb 2005, 00:07
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I have returned! (again)
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
As Triolus' trench coat is ripped to shreds the contents fall out, the test tubes drop, and the first two smash and explode, however there is not enough time for the others to fall before the gun that Triolus produced earlier goes off, sending his various body parts, the squigs, the bucket, and the test tubes, to different time streams. The majority of Triolus ends up around 5 minutes ago, so that is when he walks out of the respawner. The Triolus prevoiusly lying comatose in the bar stands up, walks up the stairs (praying at the shrines ofcourse) and picks up the gun.
"If you want your Myst Breaker, stand a little to the left and wait a few minutes, it should turn up soon."
Then walks down the stairs, stopping to pray, and heads to the rusty destroyer, not bothering to wait for Hawk.
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23 Feb 2005, 18:37
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Liberator of Few
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
" Oh darn, wait !", Hawk jogs after Triolus, "Il be back to seek judgement later, I swear it on my clothes! "
"huff, thought i would never catch you Triolus. One would never guess a drunkard of your sort could run. Drunkard in the best sense of the word you surely are" Hawk pulls another test tube from his pocket and downs it.
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23 Feb 2005, 18:54
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I have returned! (again)
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Surrey, England
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
"Your calling me a drunkard? In the time I have been in the hotel I have not consumed a drink, merely ordered many for reasons that will become clear in the fullness of time. My apparent drunkeness so far has been as a result of the methods I used to get here. And anyway it is currently impossible for me to ingest alcohol, as we have not yet reached the time in which my small intestine is currently residing."
With that they reach the landing pad, and the rusty destroyer looms over them rustily.
"And your not getting the gun back, have a stick"
Triolus passes hawk a twig from inside his slightly squig-eaten coat, which is currently repairing itself as it enters the time frames of its various peices.
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23 Feb 2005, 19:30
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Liberator of Few
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
"Well its better than potentialy seeing my fate. i don't want to know what id inside that ship yet"
The odd pair edge toward the ship, strange rattling noises coming from within. "You first then ?"
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23 Feb 2005, 20:08
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I have returned! (again)
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
"No, you first" Triolus primed a fireball "I insist"
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23 Feb 2005, 20:15
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Liberator of Few
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
Hawk stumbles back "ahh.. herher.. yes , such a gentleman" Hawk grins and opens the door.
What happened next happened fast. A swarm of squigs came out and engulfed Hawk instantly breaking the stick Triolus handed him and pulling him in, shutting the door.
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23 Feb 2005, 21:53
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I have returned! (again)
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
Triolus watches Hawk get pulled in with mild interest, opens the door, throws in the fireball, and fires the temporal distortion gun into the approaching wave of squigs, sending their body parts, among other places, into the drinks of the people in the bar five seconds ago, and onto Hawks head a minute or so after he exits the respawner the next time (oh the anticipation).
Walking into the now seriously warped destroyer, Triolus sits down to wait for Hawk to sort himself out, surrounding himself in a sphere of fire.
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*Chef at the Albion Tavern*
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23 Feb 2005, 21:53
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Assassin For Hire
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Here :)
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
*AcidK grinned as he opened his hand, the vial already there.*
Why use a weapon to control dimensions when the power lies witin your own fingers?
*AcidK blinks to his labs and places the vial into a holder, opening the top with extreme care before picking the vial up and taking the contents for himself, dropping the vial into his mouth and swallowing it in one before blinking back to the bar. Myst Breaker effected the living, and AcidK's only living organ was one not touched by the multitude of veins and muscles within his body.*
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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23 Feb 2005, 22:00
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Liberator of Few
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
"You know laura I havn't had this much fun since I shot the mayor"
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23 Feb 2005, 22:28
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I have returned! (again)
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Surrey, England
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
Triolus appears behind AcidK
"The weapon is merely a store of power, I can do this whenever I want, the was crafted to give Hawk something to fight with. When he proved himself to be a total idiot, I removed it from him and decided to use it myself, allowing me to use my fire magic in the destroyer"
With that Triolus again blinks out of that time, and returns to the destroyer at the same time as he left it.
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23 Feb 2005, 22:32
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Liberator of Few
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
"Oh iam sorry , I must have dozed off, where am I, erm, this isnt Aldrey"
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23 Feb 2005, 22:43
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I have returned! (again)
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Location: Surrey, England
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
Hearing Hawks voice Triolus wanders through the ship, barbicueing a squigs as he goes, until he reaches the room that Hawk was dragged to, unfortunately he is guarded by two arson squigs, and so Triolus cannot safely use his fire magic.
Unfortunately he is then flanked by two very large, and very threatening squigs of a type he does not recognise. A tune begins to play, and the squigs start to dance.
Triolus attempts to shield his eyes from the horror of these newly discovered Numanuma squigs, but they dance him inot a corner and he is helpless to resist. For very good reasons.
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23 Feb 2005, 23:23
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Assassin For Hire
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Here :)
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
*AcidK watches with hidden sight, shivering as fat Numanuma squigs began to do Kryton faces and singing all in unisan the numa numa song...*
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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23 Feb 2005, 23:26
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Liberator of Few
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
"Oh hello Triolus I just d.. GOOD GOD! " Hawk says as he catches sight of the dancing squigs, "That is absolutely fascinating, Ive never seen another living creature preform the macerena with such finese !" Hawk pulls a syringe from he pocket and heads towards one of the squigs, "Now if I sedate it i should be able to put it in a cage and.." BOOM the squig explodes like a balloon as Hawk sticks the needle in it, sending him 100 metres out the door and to the edge of the building.
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24 Feb 2005, 20:51
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I have returned! (again)
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Surrey, England
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
Triolus watches Hawk get blasted to the edge of the building, quite some feat seeing as he has to go through 5 rusty walls to get there. He himself was shielded from the blast by the other Numanuma squig, however it is unclear whether this is a good thing as its weight is currently crushing him slowly, and it is still singing.
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25 Feb 2005, 17:51
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Liberator of Few
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
Hawk egts back up ad starts walking through the Hawk-shaped holes in the ship. He hides in the shadows just before he gets to the last room. Suddenly the voice of Simon Cowel rings out into the room, "No, iam sorry but that's absolutely appalling, ive never seen a squig dance worse, go back to being made into drinks", Hawk is a master impressionist. The suigs turn around, with a look of horror on thier little faces, then run out crying to their squig friends. Hawk walks to where Triolus is lying in the corner, "You know that's got to be the only practicle use Ive ever found for my skill" he says. But a larger squigy shadow is appearing behind him..
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31 Mar 2005, 08:15
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The Caffienated One.
Join Date: May 2004
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
OOC: woah this is too weird, i have been gone forever...well, nvm. Anyway i have been tied up with some MOMG or w/e games. If anybody really cares and wants to know...
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1 Apr 2005, 23:58
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Current HrH Manijjmint
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Alsar System
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
"Mr. Hawk, you really should know to refrain from uppsetting the squigs by now. I mean really, have some respect for the sanctity of squigy feelings."
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Horseman of the Psy-Apocalypse - Famine, Psychic Weapons Divison Commander and Tutor of Telenullics at the Academy of Psychics
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16 Apr 2005, 23:27
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The Oldbie Newbie
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: The computer where else
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
Adam flies to the hotel with his old beat up carrier and lands. The landing gears explode as the ship scrapes along the ground. he steps out and turns around pressing the car beeper he locks it. He looks to the Valet "Errr.. I think its safe to leave it.." as he heads into the Hotel. "So... how is everyone" looks outside seeing his ship with squigs dancing along the top "Dear god a new breed!" Trisk says as he covers his eyes and walks in avoiding the carpet.
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Wizards First Rule- People Are Stupid
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Defender of the RP forums against the GD invasion September the 19th 2003
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17 Apr 2005, 12:52
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Invisible Woman
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Back in the UK \o/
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
hmmm hi folks just ridding thru - nekkid :-)
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17 Apr 2005, 14:02
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The Oldbie Newbie
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: The computer where else
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
*Shivers* Repressing memory repressing memory
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Wizards First Rule- People Are Stupid
Quoted by the first Wizard Zorrander
Defender of the RP forums against the GD invasion September the 19th 2003
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3 May 2005, 19:02
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The Janitor!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Canada
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel
*toots a horn*
"Yay! its Lady Hawk returned to free the opressed janitors of the world... or, er... ride through nekkid. Well so much for the Cult of LH..."
*Begins burning pamphlets and after they have been reduced to a small pile of smouldering ashes, he sweeps them into his dust pan and disposses of into a trash bin.*
"Well mabey next year..."
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