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12 Nov 2003, 07:31
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Oh what a tangled web i weave
As i sit her in my room, unwashed, stinking, surrounded by tissues,cans,cds,food pakaging with only the hum of the pc and twickling lights of the modem for company, i know that tommrow after i have hosed myself down,put some clean cloths on and generally made myself acceptable to be seen by another human being,i will be seeing my girlfriend.
normally im am looking forward to seeing her
normally.......
however, my friend girl X came around monday, we joked laffed and talked etc, but after she flashed her chest at me (dont ask) i became somewhat aroused, my hands wanderd into places they should not have done.
WTF GOT INTO ME! Girl X is NOT the kind of person i am usally attracted too
usally im the last person to let somthing like that happen! luckly she stopped me before i went any further, but why in gods name did i try/want to!
Tommrow i will tell my gf what happend, you may call me mad but i aint gonna keep this from her, we have known each other now for 7-8 years.
the thing is how do i word it? begging for forgiveness is telling her how much i love her is seems like the only option., i just dunno how she will take it.
perhaps a token of my love such as jewalery, but i dont want her to think im trying to buy her off.
any advice on what i should do? say? say while begging?
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12 Nov 2003, 08:49
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
TOUR DE FORCE
TOUR DE FORCE
DEFACTO
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12 Nov 2003, 09:00
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
Tell her when she's climaxing.
(edit: isn't tangled web weaving to do with deception?)
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12 Nov 2003, 09:09
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
"hey mom, i have to tell you something. Girl X was here yesterday, and i bummed her on the new bed you bought for us.
I promise i was thinking of you the whole time.
Will you forgive me and let me get more of that infamily putang?
Im quite sure that´s how you will put it .
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12 Nov 2003, 09:24
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
silence is golden....you going to regret telling your 'gf' you had lusts for other women.....once in a while doing the smart things doesnt hurt, so be a nice kid and STFU !!!!!!!!!!
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12 Nov 2003, 09:36
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
Don't give her a gift while telling her you groped some other girl, ffs - that's just rubbish.
Just keep quiet about it.
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12 Nov 2003, 09:41
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
once again a sane person replies, if you are going to tell her...your relationship is over...so be a smart boy and shut up about it...i know you want to share all your revelations with your girl...but this is just not a good idea :-) ofc if the two know eachother ... you may be in trouble afterall...
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12 Nov 2003, 09:53
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
how old are you? who cares, if your girlfriend doesnt believe you think about other girls then she's a moron.
You were tempted, it was stopped before anything happened, the end. If she doesnt like it well then dont go planning a wedding with this one
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12 Nov 2003, 09:59
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Friendly geek of GD :-/
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
Don't tell her! There are things which are just better NOT to be told... Really, she'll wonder why the hell you made her sad by telling her! You can only loose! She won't be happy or proud of you thinking "hey my bf is SO honest and he loves me SO much that he even told me what he did and etc..." She won't.
She doesn't want to hear it, she WON'T be happy.
And you did the "mistake", it's YOUR bad conscience, and you'll have to live with it. If it keeps "depressing" you and making you feel bad, you can relieve yourself, but keep in mind, you're hurting / "punishing" her a bit by doing so.
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12 Nov 2003, 11:46
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
Tell her that like a heathy young man you got arroused, but no feelings were involved. That nothing happened and that you felt such terrible guilt you couldn't bear it and had to tell her, but not on the phone, but in person.
You hope she won't judge you too hard, you have are blaming yourself already a fair bit.
Overdo it a bit with the 'selfconscious guilttrip'.
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12 Nov 2003, 11:51
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Bored
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
Don't tell her for a while then one day burst into tears and break down in front of her.
Because you're upset she's genetically programmed to look after you. Beg forgiveness and pretend you're really sorry (let's face it, your probably not really) Say it won't happen again and you'll understand if she doesn't want to be with you any more, all the time crying on her shoulder. She won't know what to do... And then she'll tell you that she's been shagging your mate behind your back. Women are like that.
OR (and the one I'd choose)
Don't tell her. What's the point? How guilty do you really feel? Will any good actually come of it? How good are you at lying? Will she ever find out?
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12 Nov 2003, 11:56
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This is bat country
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
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Originally Posted by The General8
As i sit her in my room, unwashed, stinking, surrounded by tissues,cans,cds,food pakaging with only the hum of the pc and twickling lights of the modem for company, i know that tommrow after i have hosed myself down,put some clean cloths on and generally made myself acceptable to be seen by another human being,i will be seeing my girlfriend.
normally im am looking forward to seeing her
normally.......
however, my friend girl X came around monday, we joked laffed and talked etc, but after she flashed her chest at me (dont ask) i became somewhat aroused, my hands wanderd into places they should not have done.
WTF GOT INTO ME! Girl X is NOT the kind of person i am usally attracted too
usally im the last person to let somthing like that happen! luckly she stopped me before i went any further, but why in gods name did i try/want to!
Tommrow i will tell my gf what happend, you may call me mad but i aint gonna keep this from her, we have known each other now for 7-8 years.
the thing is how do i word it? begging for forgiveness is telling her how much i love her is seems like the only option., i just dunno how she will take it.
perhaps a token of my love such as jewalery, but i dont want her to think im trying to buy her off.
any advice on what i should do? say? say while begging?
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
Is the tart who flashed her tits at you likely to tell her?
If the answer is no, I dont see what you possibly have to gain from telling her. Its such a cliche but 'What she doesnt know cant hurt her'
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12 Nov 2003, 11:59
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NOT a yuppie....yet
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
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Originally Posted by Nofutcha
how old are you? who cares, if your girlfriend doesnt believe you think about other girls then she's a moron.
You were tempted, it was stopped before anything happened, the end. If she doesnt like it well then dont go planning a wedding with this one
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12 Nov 2003, 11:59
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
If you tell her you're just being selfish. You selfish slut!
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12 Nov 2003, 12:01
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This is bat country
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
General8 is a protopy of a twat
I DO NOT BELIEVE his tellings
its all just a "look at me I mess around with girls" lying thing
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12 Nov 2003, 12:15
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
Idler, play nice.
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12 Nov 2003, 12:16
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This is bat country
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
I am being honest though
and that's just as nice
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12 Nov 2003, 13:30
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
Send her an email with a funny link to soften the blow first.
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12 Nov 2003, 13:32
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This is bat country
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
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perhaps a token of my love such as jewalery, but i dont want her to think im trying to buy her off.
any advice on what i should do? say? say while begging?
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and on another comment.
If you buy jewelery for touching a coupple of tits you are indeed, the sadest man on the surface "of" this planet
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12 Nov 2003, 13:37
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
just let her down and put her back in the box.
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12 Nov 2003, 13:38
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The Bad Guy
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
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Originally Posted by I am Idler
and on another comment.
If you buy jewelery for touching a coupple of tits you are indeed, the sadest man on the surface on this planet
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Its not often we agree, however, he is indeed correct.
This 'Oh noes, I touched another girls tits, lets shower my girlfriend with gifts' guilt trip crap has got to stop.
Christ, you are way too soft. I'll lay £10 on the fact that she has been poked by somebody else while you've been going out with her. Thats the way of the world, wise up, stop being such a pussy.
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12 Nov 2003, 13:59
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
"hey baby, menage a trois?"
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12 Nov 2003, 14:17
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NOT a yuppie....yet
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
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Originally Posted by I am Idler
General8 is a protopy of a twat
I DO NOT BELIEVE his tellings
its all just a "look at me I mess around with girls" lying thing
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This is true, what sad fk would make somthing like that up to get atenttion.
imo idller you have many times proven yourself to be one of the worst humans on this planet,
Grow up man
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12 Nov 2003, 14:18
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
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This is true, what sad fk would make somthing like that up to get atenttion.
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CrashTester lolz
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12 Nov 2003, 14:18
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NOT a yuppie....yet
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
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"hey baby, menage a trois?"
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lol
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12 Nov 2003, 14:19
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This is bat country
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
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CrashTester lolz
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General8 lolz
(on a second note: its not me who grow kebab moustaches and puts it on the interweb for everyone to laugh, also I think you are a bit shit. This is also my internet personality, I am not like this in real life and stuff.. just ask jakiri)
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12 Nov 2003, 14:22
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
womans view:
if it meant nothing and you wont do it again
dont tell her
she wont trust you again
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12 Nov 2003, 14:23
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NOT a yuppie....yet
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
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Originally Posted by I am Idler
General8 lolz
(on a second note: its not me who grow kebab moustaches and puts it on the interweb for everyone to laugh, also I think you are a bit shit. This is also my internet personality, I am not like this in real life and stuff.. just ask jakiri)
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What point is there in actimg the way you do, it earns hatred from people, sure u may never see them irl or even msg/chat/email them again, but it seems rather pointless
Why do you think im a bit shit?
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12 Nov 2003, 14:25
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NOT a yuppie....yet
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
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womans view:
if it meant nothing and you wont do it again
dont tell her
she wont trust you again
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good point, i value her trust, it means i can trust her (i think)
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12 Nov 2003, 14:26
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This is bat country
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
the way you "act" on the internet relay chatnetwork especially annoys me. also I enjoy mocking your religion, you seem to care, so ha ha.
its pointless yes, but it provides good entertainment for me
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12 Nov 2003, 14:27
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
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What point is there in actimg the way you do, it earns hatred from people, sure u may never see them irl or even msg/chat/email them again, but it seems rather pointless
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Because he enjoys it.
He'd better stop it too if he doesn't want to get banned for the 98247102410th time this month.
ps.
He isn't like this in real life, because in real life he's never awake.
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12 Nov 2003, 14:30
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NOT a yuppie....yet
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
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Originally Posted by I am Idler
the way you "act" on the internet relay chatnetwork especially annoys me. also I enjoy mocking your religion, you seem to care, so ha ha.
its pointless yes, but it provides good entertainment for me
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aint that rather sad a pathetic.
play games, it gives me a healthy dose of violence and strengthens my wrists............
ok im done arguing for today peace
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Ok dead end jobs goodbye, time to study! time to learn, time to expand the mind......time to get really drunk with 18 year olds from quiet middle class backrounds!
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12 Nov 2003, 14:34
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a little bit broken
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
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good point, i value her trust, it means i can trust her (i think)
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if it was a meaningless brush it under the carpet
feel a bit guilty, give her a little extra attention
you are only 19, you have hormones
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12 Nov 2003, 14:36
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NOT a yuppie....yet
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
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Originally Posted by madi
if it was a meaningless brush it under the carpet
feel a bit guilty, give her a little extra attention
you are only 19, you have hormones
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tell me about it :/
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12 Nov 2003, 14:47
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
Idler's internet persona is more likeable than Idler himself.
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12 Nov 2003, 16:57
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
listen to ppl who care....DO NOT TELL HER....eot
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
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play games, it gives me a healthy dose of violence and strengthens my wrists............
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12 Nov 2003, 17:15
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Gone
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
Don't tell her. She's a woman. They can't deal with these sorts of things.
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12 Nov 2003, 17:23
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
If you do tell her, just make her think you stopped it.
Why did the girl stop you?
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12 Nov 2003, 17:30
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Gone
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
A more pertinent question would be why did this girl even pop round and proceed to get her tits out in the first place.
She sounds like little Miss SlutWhore.
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12 Nov 2003, 17:33
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
I'll have you know that Emily Slutwhore is the model of constraint.
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12 Nov 2003, 18:35
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
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Tommrow i will tell my gf what happend
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This is ammusing.
Tell her.
No really tell her.
And then when you she breaks up with you because of it post a thread on PA GD.
Do it SO I CAN LAUGH!
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