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29 Dec 2005, 03:36
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so f*cking zen
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Please
I weigh between 11 and 11 and a half stone.
I have 44 inch chest
i have a 32 inch waist.
My chest is SERIOUSLY under-developed.
My waist is about (minimum) 2 inches overweight and maybe up to 4 inches over.
I'm telling you this because i'm after becoming "the proper".
I'm being very serious.
Family wise my "state" is not even funny.
Give me a break etc (please).
TELL ME HOW TO GET TO "THE PROPER" (or else please god tell me)!
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29 Dec 2005, 03:37
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Lucky
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Re: Please
**** you rankin
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29 Dec 2005, 03:37
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Please
BTW this is another body building thread (I have a 3 month max etc tho)
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29 Dec 2005, 03:40
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Registered User
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Re: Please
bench press, wide grip dips, eat more, dianabol
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29 Dec 2005, 03:42
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Lucky
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Re: Please
faggot interweb scots
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29 Dec 2005, 03:44
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Re: Please
speaking of body "building", what's a good way to lose weight (say, 2 stone over a period of a couple of mths? in er..everywhere chest/stomach/thighs/ass( ) especially) without an intense amount of effort and preferably no money involved at all!
specific exercises/magical secret potions would be good to know.
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29 Dec 2005, 03:47
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Registered User
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Re: Please
eat less, heroin
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29 Dec 2005, 04:07
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Re: Please
heroin=costly
eating less/nothing=ineffective
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29 Dec 2005, 10:44
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Please
heroin is quite costly but you could do it with speed fairly cheaply
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29 Dec 2005, 10:55
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Guy next door
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Re: Please
Chest - bench pressing, push ups
Waist - stop putting shit in your mouth and start doing cardio 3 times a week for at least 20 minutes each session.
How do you measure your chest exactly, I think i've got about the same stat but I am rather satisfied with my chest, I would like to have it much more massive but it's going well. Maybe I need to reconsider the way I measure my chest and buy a real measuring belt. Do you lay the belt over your nipples? or below or above your tits?
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29 Dec 2005, 11:03
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Please
Quote:
Originally Posted by jerome
eating less/nothing=ineffective
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Cheap, mind.
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29 Dec 2005, 12:05
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nomen est omen
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Re: Please
Quote:
Originally Posted by pablissimo
Cheap, mind.
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The flesh is weak...
the spirit stronger!
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29 Dec 2005, 18:12
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Re: Please
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Maybe I need to reconsider the way I measure my chest and buy a real measuring belt. Do you lay the belt over your nipples? or below or above your tits?
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Oh please someone add on some comedy breasts to Silversmoke's avatar...
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29 Dec 2005, 19:10
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Destroyer of Worlds
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Re: Please
Dace, are you including your arms when you measure around your chest? That's bigger than me.
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29 Dec 2005, 19:20
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Re: Please
But do you have big breasts?
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30 Dec 2005, 17:36
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I dunno...
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Location: manchester
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Re: Please
Find a sport you like.
Get competitive.
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31 Dec 2005, 18:35
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: London
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Re: Please
Change your whole lifestyle. Give up drugs. Try to be more positive in the first place about yourself. Make a list of the things you enjoy doing most/ things that you always want to do. Be more proactive. The secret is usually in the mind. But unfortunately it is always the other way around for humans.
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