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2 Nov 2002, 00:36

So I was sat here scratching my arse when I felt something in my back pocket. (NOTE - POCKET- Not Arse)

I put my hand in (again, my pocket) and to my amazement I pulled out a fifty pence piece coin.

Clearly, today is a good day.

Woof · 2 Nov 2002, 00:41

Maybe you have a magic arse.
When you scrath it, coinage appears.

2 Nov 2002, 00:48

I scratch my arse quite often but I've never found any money around there before

Gario · 2 Nov 2002, 00:56

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Originally posted by Dudels
I scratch my arse quite often but I've never found any money around there before

Maybe you've had your hand in the wrong hole

insane_in_da_membrane · 2 Nov 2002, 00:57

I need money
a bit more than 50p though...

quite a bit more :-/

2 Nov 2002, 01:01

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Originally posted by insane_in_da_membrane
I need money
a bit more than 50p though...

quite a bit more :-/

Better get scratching!

insane_in_da_membrane · 2 Nov 2002, 01:04

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Originally posted by Dudels

Better get scratching!

I tried

my ass is raw

2 Nov 2002, 01:06

Scratch other peoples' arses. If they complain just say that you are trying to make money appear. They'll understand.

Xillah · 2 Nov 2002, 01:17

You shall never beat the mystery of the magic poket. i went out on the piss with £20. that night every time i went into my pocket i found enough mony for a drink. i paid myself into the club. bought food after i left. paid for the taxi home. and got absolutly plastered. £20 cannot do that. it was an act of god.

Miserableman · 2 Nov 2002, 03:01

When it's raining and I'm walking down the street, I go on tennerwatch - I've found a fair amount of folding gear just lying in the gutter. Everyone else just walks on by because they're too preoccupied with how f**king dismal it is. I even had one tenner virtually float to me out of a cemetary :o

2 Nov 2002, 03:38

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Originally posted by cookiemay

Taxi - lets say £10
Club - £5
Food - £1=double cheese burger in mcd's
Drink - £4 well xil im sure 2 bottles of wkd does u

theres ur £20

That's a bloody expesive taxi!

meaple · 2 Nov 2002, 03:56

hoho!

'|'empest · 2 Nov 2002, 04:26

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Originally posted by Miserableman
When it's raining and I'm walking down the street, I go on tennerwatch - I've found a fair amount of folding gear just lying in the gutter. Everyone else just walks on by because they're too preoccupied with how f**king dismal it is. I even had one tenner virtually float to me out of a cemetary

gonna remember that

2 Nov 2002, 13:21

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Originally posted by '|'empest

gonna remember that

I've tried, never worked for me.

Blastoderm · 29 Jan 2003, 11:08

I tried. Got 50p.

Add · 29 Jan 2003, 12:24

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Originally posted by Dudels
That's a bloody expesive taxi!

cost me & 4 mates £20 to get home from broadstreet after a night out. it's probably 2miles.

it's quite often cheaper to leave @ 2:30 instead of 4 to catch the last bus home @ 3.