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Unread 7 Apr 2006, 18:30   #1
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Dear diary....
If you come home to find Chuck Norris ****ing your wife, the best thing to do is offer him a glass of water in case he gets tired. Any other action has no future.
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Unread 7 Apr 2006, 18:33   #2
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Re: Dear diary....
Oh jesus ****ing christ no **** no no no no no!

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What compelled you to dribble this vile sputum upon the forum? Are you a bastard or just shit?

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Unread 7 Apr 2006, 18:38   #3
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Re: Dear diary....
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Oh jesus ****ing christ no **** no no no no no!

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What compelled you to dribble this vile sputum upon the forum? Are you a bastard or just shit?

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I'll go ahead and save Yahwe the time it takes to type a response to your question.

"He's shit.

Delete thread.

Ban user."
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Unread 7 Apr 2006, 20:35   #4
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Chuck Noris jokes weren't funny when people were using them three months ago and guess what ...
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Re: Dear diary....
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I'll go ahead and save Yahwe the time it takes to type a response to your question.

"He's shit.

Delete thread.

Ban user."
And shockingly, I find myself compelled to agree with Yahwe more and more lately.
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Unread 7 Apr 2006, 21:36   #6
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This thread is a cum-stain across the face of humanity. Congratulations QazokCock5, you've excelled yourself as usual.
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Unread 7 Apr 2006, 22:43   #7
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This thread is a cum-stain across the face of humanity. Congratulations QazokCock5, you've excelled yourself as usual.
On GD that could be taken as a serious comment, and indeed quite a complement.
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Unread 7 Apr 2006, 22:51   #8
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It was a complement. I've been under the assumption for a while that QazokDong5 exists simply to remind us how shit the forums could be, and as usual he hasn't disappointed.
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Unread 8 Apr 2006, 00:42   #9
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Re: Dear diary....
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This thread is a cum-stain across the face of humanity. Congratulations QazokCock5, you've excelled yourself as usual.
Chuck Norris made a cum stain across your moms face.
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Unread 8 Apr 2006, 00:50   #10
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It was a complement. I've been under the assumption for a while that QazokDong5 exists simply to remind us how shit the forums could be, and as usual he hasn't disappointed.
"could be"???
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Unread 8 Apr 2006, 14:32   #11
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"could be"???
It's a comparative. The actual level of shitness (or lack thereof) is unimportant.

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Chuck Norris made a cum stain across your moms face.
**** off.
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Unread 11 Apr 2006, 15:23   #12
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Re: Dear diary....
Having totally ignored the Chuck Norris thread I find myself highly amused by the original post and am actually laughing at it.

this is quite possibly the best thread you've ever made.
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"chuck off"
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Re: Dear diary....
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Chuck Noris jokes weren't funny when people were using them three months ago and guess what ...
They weren't funny when they were Vin Diesel jokes, they weren't funny when they started popping up in the popular media 30 years ago.
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my manager just started retelling the chuck norris jokes...
someone is leaving on thursday and they have bought him the chuck norris autobiography.
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