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7 Apr 2006, 18:30
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Dear diary....
If you come home to find Chuck Norris ****ing your wife, the best thing to do is offer him a glass of water in case he gets tired. Any other action has no future.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
You'll have to prise my penis from my cold, dead hand!
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Originally posted by Yahwe
Gay ducks only do it because it impresses their peers.
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7 Apr 2006, 18:33
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Dear diary....
Oh jesus ****ing christ no **** no no no no no!
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What compelled you to dribble this vile sputum upon the forum? Are you a bastard or just shit?
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7 Apr 2006, 18:38
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Re: Dear diary....
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
Oh jesus ****ing christ no **** no no no no no!
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What compelled you to dribble this vile sputum upon the forum? Are you a bastard or just shit?
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I'll go ahead and save Yahwe the time it takes to type a response to your question.
"He's shit.
Delete thread.
Ban user."
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
You'll have to prise my penis from my cold, dead hand!
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Originally posted by Yahwe
Gay ducks only do it because it impresses their peers.
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7 Apr 2006, 20:35
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Raaaaaaaah!
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Re: Dear diary....
Chuck Noris jokes weren't funny when people were using them three months ago and guess what ...
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Mercury & Solace
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7 Apr 2006, 20:37
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The Bad Guy
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Re: Dear diary....
Quote:
Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
I'll go ahead and save Yahwe the time it takes to type a response to your question.
"He's shit.
Delete thread.
Ban user."
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And shockingly, I find myself compelled to agree with Yahwe more and more lately.
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7 Apr 2006, 21:36
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Re: Dear diary....
This thread is a cum-stain across the face of humanity. Congratulations QazokCock5, you've excelled yourself as usual.
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7 Apr 2006, 22:43
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PA Team
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Re: Dear diary....
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Originally Posted by furball
This thread is a cum-stain across the face of humanity. Congratulations QazokCock5, you've excelled yourself as usual.
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On GD that could be taken as a serious comment, and indeed quite a complement.
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7 Apr 2006, 22:51
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Re: Dear diary....
It was a complement. I've been under the assumption for a while that QazokDong5 exists simply to remind us how shit the forums could be, and as usual he hasn't disappointed.
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8 Apr 2006, 00:42
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Re: Dear diary....
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Originally Posted by furball
This thread is a cum-stain across the face of humanity. Congratulations QazokCock5, you've excelled yourself as usual.
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Chuck Norris made a cum stain across your moms face.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
You'll have to prise my penis from my cold, dead hand!
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Originally posted by Yahwe
Gay ducks only do it because it impresses their peers.
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8 Apr 2006, 00:50
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Re: Dear diary....
Quote:
Originally Posted by furball
It was a complement. I've been under the assumption for a while that QazokDong5 exists simply to remind us how shit the forums could be, and as usual he hasn't disappointed.
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"could be"???
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8 Apr 2006, 14:32
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Re: Dear diary....
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Originally Posted by jerome
"could be"???
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It's a comparative. The actual level of shitness (or lack thereof) is unimportant.
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Originally Posted by QazokPhallus5
Chuck Norris made a cum stain across your moms face.
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**** off.
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11 Apr 2006, 15:23
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Registered User
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Re: Dear diary....
Having totally ignored the Chuck Norris thread I find myself highly amused by the original post and am actually laughing at it.
this is quite possibly the best thread you've ever made.
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11 Apr 2006, 15:48
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BlueTuba
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Re: Dear diary....
"chuck off"
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11 Apr 2006, 16:38
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Dear diary....
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Originally Posted by Hicks
Chuck Noris jokes weren't funny when people were using them three months ago and guess what ...
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They weren't funny when they were Vin Diesel jokes, they weren't funny when they started popping up in the popular media 30 years ago.
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11 Apr 2006, 16:40
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Bored
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Re: Dear diary....
my manager just started retelling the chuck norris jokes...
someone is leaving on thursday and they have bought him the chuck norris autobiography.
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