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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 19:29   #1
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Just arranged a date with the head girl for tomorrow..

Now everyone try and guess what goes wrong during the night
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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 19:30   #2
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Your penis falls off.
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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 19:34   #3
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you become attracted to yawhe
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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 19:35   #4
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Head girld = girl who gives head?
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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 19:38   #5
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Head girl = 'Spokesperson' for our year group in 6th form. Any suggestions from students go through her to the faculty. I think she had to be elected or something but I must have missed that.
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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 19:41   #6
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ho ho ho.
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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 21:53   #7
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when you kiss her you find out she has a moustage
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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 21:59   #8
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You accidently say that you voted for the other, more attractive girl at the election.
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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 22:08   #9
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You'll find out she judges people without going down on people.
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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 22:23   #10
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She goes to give you a scrim shank and you forgot to wash your little fella that day





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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 22:27   #11
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yes good idea, shaft the biatch with the power then you can take control of the entire school mwhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 22:33   #12
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You'll spill her drink in her lap no doubt.
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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 22:35   #13
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You'll spill her drink in her lap no doubt.
That goes without saying.
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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 22:40   #14
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she'll realise your an evil businessman who GUAREN DAMN TEE's to SCREW YOU

or something

im sure theres a better vince joke in there
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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 22:43   #15
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The people, screwed the people.
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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 22:49   #16
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maybe she'll lift back your hood and see your greater power?
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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 23:23   #17
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You'll spill her drink in her lap no doubt.

Is that a surreal metaphor for something?
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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 23:27   #18
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Is that a surreal metaphor for something?
wondered that myself
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Is that a surreal metaphor for something?
Ehm...

Never realised that. Oh well. I guess it would be yes.
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Unread 29 Oct 2002, 23:39   #20
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Ehm...

Never realised that. Oh well. I guess it would be yes.

may I enquire as to what said metaphor refers to?
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Unread 30 Oct 2002, 01:01   #21
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she'll realise your an evil businessman who GUAREN DAMN TEE's to SCREW YOU

or something

im sure theres a better vince joke in there
yeah we are all sure there is a better one after that dismal effort.

Like:

You sign her up and she falls in love with the Rock on Monday night Raw.

Or you get arrested cause your a 50 yr old man and shes a teenage girl
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Unread 30 Oct 2002, 01:11   #22
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i cant believe you made me look the pinnacle of humour in comparison
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Unread 30 Oct 2002, 10:27   #23
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She turns out over-opinionated and never shuts up

OR

She 'puts out' waaaaay too easily.
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Unread 30 Oct 2002, 13:09   #24
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She's verging on beautiful. Personality wise you couldn't ask for anything else - she's perfect. However I feel she is a bit low in self-esteem, and I think she feels she has to do a lot to be 'liked' (she doesn't imo... I can't see why people wouldn't like her). Luckily she thinks I'm the sweetest person in the world

However I'm most nervous now, because I know I'm going to screw it up somehow.
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Unread 30 Oct 2002, 13:26   #25
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However I'm most nervous now, because I know I'm going to screw it up somehow.
Send her to this thread before you go out, that way she'll know how you feel about her and won't care if and when you screw up.
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Unread 30 Oct 2002, 13:48   #26
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I'd rather not - she would probably find my trolling in other threads rather offensive
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Unread 30 Oct 2002, 14:09   #27
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Unread 30 Oct 2002, 14:23   #28
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Big wow, I went out with the Head girl at our school for about 6 months and TRUST ME - they are all virginal nie as pie girl next door types.

You WILL NOT get your end away tonight unlsee you gt fking marriesd ffs.
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