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1 Apr 2006, 03:53
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Gay Clubs
Why do I go?
I feel aches all over. I got hit on by people I assume had aids. The topless boys are nice to look at but to be frank porn is just as good.
I can't hear anything. (i'm going deaf and the loud music doesn't help). Twice I got chatted up. Once by a tall boy! Once by a girl with beautiful eyes. It didn't really matter. I couldn't hear a bloody word they were saying and cupping your ear with your hand isn't sexy in anyone's book.
it's always too warm so I get sweaty and end up with clamy skin.
The drinks are so watered that they curse you with sobriety.
And don't get supersilious. Straight clubs are just as bad.
Goodness I feel old.
Where are the comfy comfy leather chairs and the table service and the quiet jazz!!!
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1 Apr 2006, 03:57
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Re: Gay Clubs
Take drugs.
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1 Apr 2006, 03:57
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Re: Gay Clubs
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Take drugs.
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how will that help?
I may as well stay at home if I take drugs.
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1 Apr 2006, 03:59
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Re: Gay Clubs
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
how will that help?
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You can avoid the watered down drinks for a start.
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1 Apr 2006, 03:59
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Re: Gay Clubs
I see there'll be no sense out of you two this night
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1 Apr 2006, 04:01
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Re: Gay Clubs
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I see there'll be no sense out of you two this night
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Only because we avoided drugs this evening. Well, almost.
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1 Apr 2006, 04:04
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Re: Gay Clubs
Once upon a time there was a point to this thread ...
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1 Apr 2006, 10:14
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Re: Gay Clubs
gay clubs are dreadful places (at least in the manchester gay village) crap music and expensive. you do need to take more drugs and have a bit of a dance, you're not supposed to talk in clubs - you talk back home on your sofa til 9am while you are on the come down.
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1 Apr 2006, 10:14
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Re: Gay Clubs
yahwe needs to take lessons from pig
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1 Apr 2006, 10:38
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Re: Gay Clubs
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I think you were trying to say that gay clubs are gay
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1 Apr 2006, 10:59
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Re: Gay Clubs
Posting to agree with...
oh you all know who I agree with
edit: It would be unfair however, if i didn't mention that I went to a club yesterday, didn't take any drugs, and had a pretty cool time. It was a pretty funky place however, and everyone I was with was pretty ace.
also, girls:
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1 Apr 2006, 11:45
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Re: Gay Clubs
Pubs aren't good for girls, when in pubs my friends and I always see nice girls but they're always going to the union.
So even though we all despise the union, we're going the first week after easter to see all the pretty and sluttily dressed girls there.
The things you do for cheap thrills
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1 Apr 2006, 14:05
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Re: Gay Clubs
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By all means take drugs and stay home, but ideally do it with some one on your lap. Throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got christmas.
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Horrible attempt to recreate "Friends" comedy :/
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1 Apr 2006, 14:08
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Re: Gay Clubs
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Horrible attempt to recreate "Friends" comedy :/
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I think you put the quotation marks around the wrong word dude.
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1 Apr 2006, 14:11
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Re: Gay Clubs
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I think you put the quotation marks around the wrong word dude.
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Horrible! Attempt "to" recreate friend's comedy!
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1 Apr 2006, 14:14
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Re: Gay Clubs
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Horrible! Attempt "to" recreate friend's comedy!
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Good one "tomkat", if that really is your name.
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1 Apr 2006, 14:15
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Re: Gay Clubs
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I think you put the quotation marks around the wrong word dude.
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Im "sorry"
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1 Apr 2006, 14:16
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Re: Gay Clubs
"shut up and die you stupid irish faggot" !
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1 Apr 2006, 14:30
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What the ****bags are you idiots yapping about?
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1 Apr 2006, 14:30
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Re: Gay Clubs
lol yahwe is a "fag" lol
p.s. did i do it rite?
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1 Apr 2006, 14:33
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Re: Gay Clubs
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lol yahwe is a "fag" lol
p.s. did i do it rite?
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"No".
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1 Apr 2006, 14:37
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Re: Gay Clubs
:crymeariver:
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1 Apr 2006, 14:41
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Re: Gay Clubs
emo fag
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1 Apr 2006, 14:50
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Godfather
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Re: Gay Clubs
at least ive never bummed a man
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1 Apr 2006, 14:55
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Re: Gay Clubs
homosexual often visits clubs for homosexuals but doesn't like it very much. what a great thread.
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1 Apr 2006, 15:24
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Re: Gay Clubs
Koen was right about something on irc last night and is right again today on the forums.
Could this be the dawn of a new era??
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1 Apr 2006, 15:46
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Re: Gay Clubs
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
Koen was right about something on irc last night and is right again today on the forums.
Could this be the dawn of a new era??
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I don't go very often and I'm not a homosexual.
So he's actually twice wrong.
I'll need to see the logs of course but I seriously doubt your IRC claim.
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1 Apr 2006, 17:34
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Re: Gay Clubs
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I hate clubs for all the reasons Yahwe mentioned. Smooth jazz bars where you get to lounge are where it's at.
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I much prefer places you can hear people speak in.
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1 Apr 2006, 17:36
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Re: Gay Clubs
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I much prefer places you can hear people speak in.
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Go to better clubs.
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1 Apr 2006, 17:43
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Re: Gay Clubs
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Go to better clubs.
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point.
I'll freely admit the towns i've lived in have had shite clubs so far.
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[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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2 Apr 2006, 14:03
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Re: Gay Clubs
DID SOUTH PARK TEACH YOU NOTHING?
drugs are baaayd
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Re: Gay Clubs
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DID SOUTH PARK TEACH YOU NOTHING?
drugs are baaayd
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you forgot the mmmmmkay
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