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Unread 18 Nov 2004, 00:05   #101
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Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

...or something along those lines. Anything to make sure it's not my fault, anyway.
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Unread 18 Nov 2004, 11:24   #102
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toppie ye strappin' young lad
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Unread 18 Nov 2004, 22:07   #103
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Shifter hate magic for a reason KoL, just like telemorphics I'll have to add. I wonder what would happen if your ass suddenly turned into solid lead?
Iron Pyrite, if I recall correctly.
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Unread 18 Nov 2004, 23:26   #104
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Funny..... funny... Iron pirite... like that is even a thing... :P
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Unread 19 Nov 2004, 09:09   #105
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No, but iron pyrite is.
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Unread 19 Nov 2004, 16:31   #106
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It's Fool's Gold, isn't it?
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Unread 19 Nov 2004, 17:02   #107
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Yep. That's right.
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Unread 19 Nov 2004, 19:13   #108
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I was joking... sarcasm anyone?
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Unread 20 Nov 2004, 01:00   #109
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I was joking... sarcasm anyone?
You must be confusing us with GD.
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Unread 20 Nov 2004, 01:03   #110
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You must be confusing us with GD.
It doesn't exactly help when certain members of the RP community share common avatars with certain members of the GD community (Forget Norway!)
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Unread 20 Nov 2004, 12:19   #111
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More like Snoreway!
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Unread 20 Nov 2004, 17:35   #112
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or india they got tigers and crocadiles, great for any suicidal desire you may have
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Unread 20 Nov 2004, 21:00   #113
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I like how this has become one of the more active threads on the board
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Unread 20 Nov 2004, 21:54   #114
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It doesn't exactly help when certain members of the RP community share common avatars with certain members of the GD community (Forget Norway!)
I had it first.
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Unread 21 Nov 2004, 02:11   #115
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well maybe one day when a messiah comes to save our forum we will put our effort into roleplaying, nah that would require to much thought this is far funner
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Unread 21 Nov 2004, 21:13   #116
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Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

I think it was when messiah left the forum's in general started going downhill actually. Of course it might also have been that so many people discovered they had lives outside html at around that same time... nah.
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Unread 21 Nov 2004, 22:14   #117
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I say they've been going downhill since that damn noob Fluffie started posting.
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Unread 22 Nov 2004, 01:19   #118
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So says the new guy.
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Unread 22 Nov 2004, 03:15   #119
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I find it funny that after three years on a board people like myself are still considered 'new'
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Unread 22 Nov 2004, 03:56   #120
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*Stumbles in smoking and burnt, bleeding as well from several deep wounds.*

"University Final Exams = DONE!!!!! Results, all A's!!!!"

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Unread 22 Nov 2004, 16:50   #121
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I say they've been going downhill since that damn noob Fluffie started posting.
I played a key role in some of your threads by doing noob-ish things (unleashing giant evils etc), so you should be nice to me

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Unread 22 Nov 2004, 17:23   #122
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Something moves beind Fluffie in the shadows cast by a stacked pile of crates...
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Unread 22 Nov 2004, 17:28   #123
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MPA protocol.... Activated.

"Ho ho ho, mother****er."

Stepping around facing the eery sound, Fluffie brings his Broadsword up and puts his finger around the trigger. Smiling insanely, he fires a single HE grenades and launch himself backwards, putting his (body-armoured) arms and 'nade-launcher in front of him to take at least some of the blast.
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Unread 22 Nov 2004, 17:40   #124
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Fluffie
The crates turn out to contain armed fusion nukes which are subsequently set off, destroying everything within a 3 mile blast radius. You die instantly.
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Iron Pyrite, if I recall correctly.
It's just 'Pyrite' and that's Iron Sulfide you ninny.

Lead Sulfide is Galena.
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Fluffie don't die

Getting up and straightening his clothes and gear, he looks around. Sure had a better view as before... Fresh craters, still settling dust and the fresh smell of a fusion explosion. Nothing like it. Looking around, he don't see no more damn shadows for them f00's to lurk around in, so he starts wondering about the extraction and more precisely...

"Where be that damn extraction point gone to....."
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Unread 22 Nov 2004, 18:39   #127
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Fluffie
A full squad of elite Bio Division Commandos absails down from the roof. The soldiers touch down on the concrete floor before raising their weapons and opening fire. You are torn to shreds by a hail of pulse rifle rounds.

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But there ain't no roof
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Lurker mode . . . deactivated

"Did somebody say that there was a partay going on in here?"

*Charges into the room, guns blazing, shredding all the f00lish Bio-Marine soldiers, along with Fluffie.
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Unread 22 Nov 2004, 20:01   #130
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Fluffie/Inspectre
The Bio Marines are torn to pieces by accurate gunfire from Inspectre, saving Fluffie at the last moment. You both settle into a sense of security. A false sense of security. Suddenly, the ground beneath your feet begins to tremor, and you hear a deep rumbling noise. Abruptly, the ground erupts about ten metres in front of you, and from it emerges a figure standing taller and larger than a normal man, encased in black armour, with a tattered, dark purple cape flapping in the breeze behind it. The Dark One Himself! Better run!

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Unread 22 Nov 2004, 20:09   #131
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I don't think I ever actually retired this time, I just had the few threads I was in stop running and went on an extended vacation. Could be a permanent one, but the number of times I've come back because there was an interesting thread around I just don't do the 'retire' bit any more. I'm not in active service at the moment though that's for sure.
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Idle Mode: Disengaged

*Seeing the dark one himself appear, Bakan blinks into the room from a side-dimension. Waving his hands in a circle, he creates a ball of light, and throws it at the Dark One Himself, illuminating him and burning him horribly as well.*
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*Throwing aside his Assault Rifle, Inspectre reaches around behind him and pulls out . . . . a rocket launcher!!! Settling the sights directly on the now-illuminated Dark One, Inspectre taunts, "Eat this, motherfu-" the rest of it drowned out by the loud roar of the missile as it leaves the launcher, heading direclty towards the Dark One's chest.

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Inspectre/Fluffie/Bakan
The Dark One turns his head to look directly at Bakan. Seeing the ball of Light streaming toward it, the creature momentarily throws back its head to give a deep, booming laugh. As the ball of Light draws ever nearer, the armoured figure almost nonchalantly raises its gauntleted right hand and bears a palm to the oncoming projectile, which obligingly slows to a halt, hanging in the air. The Dark One then turns his attention the incoming rocket. Aiming its palm at the self-proppelled explosive, the figure suddenly lays its hand horizontal before swinging its entire arm up into the air. The rocket follows, arching up into the air untill it is flying backwards above the vapour trail left by its passage moments before. It plummets toward Inspectre, still trailing smoke behind it, before slamming into the ground beneath his feet and exploding.
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Shouting several explicatives as the missile comes hurtling back towards him, Inspectre narrowly manages to throw himself to one side just in time, due to his reflexes. Still, several pieces of shrapnel slice into his legs, although they're more of an annoyance than a serious injury. Looking at the still as-yet untouched Dark Lord, Inspectre shook his head and reached into his pocket. A moment later his hand re-emerged, craddling a black cell phone. "Takes a super-villian to defeat a super-villian . . " Inspectre mutters as he hurridly taps a phone number into the phone. Apparently finished dialing, Inspectre presses the phone up against his ear, and simply says, "You're a-go, Colonel." And then he runs . . . really fast out of the room.

A moment later, the entire side of the room is ripped open by a gigantic mechanic hand. As sunlight streams into the room from the now openned side, a two-story tall mech is revealed: a Lich-class WAVE. Activating the mech's loudspeaker, the WAVE's pilot cackles maniacally, before raising its other, rifle-equipped arm, and leveling it at the room. The WAVE's pilot then fills the room with the equivalent of anti-tank fire, sweeping the room back and forth several times before pulling back to see what sort of destruction he had wrought.
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Leaving Inspectre to save himself, Fluffie runs sidewards - away from the now inbound missile. Contemplating his next move, he can't think of much else than the Fluffie M.P.A. Protocol allows. Discarding the rules and drawing a second Broadsword, he jumps into the sky, propelled further upwards by the little jetboosters in his heavy boots. Giggling like he always does when thinking of the massive destruction he laid down upon Albert Hall which such amazing grace, his fingers squeeze the pair of triggers, pouring a rain of HE 'nades down upon "the Dark One himself".

Pretty much a gay name, even for a gay popstar.

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Show off, Inspectre
And for the of this post, the roof is missing, yeah.
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The Dark One lets rip another harsh, booming laugh as he watches one of his assailants retreating. He turns his attention on one of the two remaining attackers - the one that is moving. The comparatively small human, small even when incased in its own thick layer of armour, suddenly leaps into the air, proppelled to a considerable height by flames busting seemingly from its own boots. The Dark One extends his arm perpendicular from his body and then flicks his wrist outwards. As he draws the arm inwards again, he is holding what would appear to be a long bolt of Dark Magic, almost as long as he himself is tall, its edges flickering as though it were a flame. Just as the Lord of the Night adopts a defensive stance, energy sword held slanted across its chest, the flying human suddenly seems to blaze with fire. The Dark One has just enough time to make out several small projectiles hurtling toward it before they slam into its chest, detonating on impact. The DarK One is thrown backwards off his feet by the successive blasts, hitting the floor hard and sliding backwards across it, sparks flying from friction between its armour and the ground. At precisely this moment one of the walls of the room bursts inwards, and to the dark creature's horror, an armoured behemoth even larger than itself emerges. Seconds later, armour piercing rifle rounds tear through the room. Three of them imapct directly on the Dark Lord's already-weakened chest armour, cutting clean through. The Dark One roars in pain as thick, black blood seeps from the multiple bullet wounds. Painfully, he pushes himself to his feet with the blade of his sword - which momentarily takes on the appearance of a solid, recangular block before falling back into its previous, plasmarous shape - before abruptly throwing himself up straight. It again throws out the palm of its right hand, this time directly at the newest attacker. Six balls of Dark Magic - which look most peculiar, seemingly bending the air around them in an absense of light - burst from the creature's hand, one after the other in quick succession, and streak through the air toward this new human invention. This done, the Dark One turns its attention to the flying figure. Now turning the palm of its hand on this grenade-bearing attacker, flames of Dark Magic begin to flicker around its fingers. Simultaneously, a field of Dark Magic appears around the flying armoured human, hanging there ominously in the air. Suddenly, the Dark One constricts his hand, balling it into a gauntleted fist. The field of Dark Magic closes around Fluffie equally suddenly, holding him in place. The Dark One, waisting no time, throws his hand down toward the ground, opening it at the extent of his arm's reach. Already hurtling toward the floor, Fluffie is at this point set free, but only metres away from the ground rapidly approaching him from beneath...
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Unread 22 Nov 2004, 22:47   #138
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It's just 'Pyrite' and that's Iron Sulfide you ninny.

Lead Sulfide is Galena.
I mean iron pyrite (Iron Sulfide). So sue me, I haven't been doing much chem lately.
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Know how I said I would be event DMing today? Well I was lying and instead decided to take the social life option. You'll get your DMings tomorrow, event-tually. Hohoho.
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Unread 22 Nov 2004, 22:49   #139
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Flapjack sat in the c*ckpit of his Mad Cat class mech, his particular version equipped with twin gauss cannons, twin 20mm gatling cannons and twin 'Hammer' heavy missile launchers, the Hammers being timer or impact detonated with a micro-fusion warhead capable of ripping apart even the heaviest of mechs with relative ease.

As Flapjack rapidly approached the surface he activated the landing pod's impact protection system, the system immediatly braced the Mad Cat for impact as it slammed into the atmosphere at a speed of 7km/s, the atmosphere's friction immediatly turning the pod into a massive ball of flame, hurtling directly downwards, in its wake massive flames and even more massive sounds. To those on the ground however there was no sound, for the pod was moving at super-sonic speeds and would not leave super-sonic travel untill the very last moment.

As the pod dropped below 1km, the flames from reentry now completly gone, it fired its retro thrusters, rapidly reducing its speed to below mach 1 as it went. At a mere 100 meters from the ground its speed had finally dropped to around 900km/h, its main retro fired, a massive flame instantly bursting down to the ground and bringing the pod down to 500km/h just before impact. A few moments later the pod slammed into the ground violently, smashing an almost 2 meter deep crater before coming to a stop.

Several seconds later the pod's sides fell down and the Mad Cat mech inside was released, weapons hot and all system powered up. Immediatly Flapjack pushed the controls full forward while he scanned the immediate environment.
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Unread 22 Nov 2004, 23:17   #140
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*Blinking as his attack is nullified by the gay sounding The Dark One, Bakan sighs, and waves his hands once again. This time he focuses, and peers deep into the atomic structure of the dark one, seeing the bonds that hold his atoms together. With some effort, Bakan reverses these bonds, which has the most amusing effect of sending every atom within the Dark One flying away. this process, starting small near the Dark One's stomach, rapidly expands up and down as his body slowely becomes a fine mist.*
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mad cat stares at the mech which, coincidently has the same name as him

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Unread 23 Nov 2004, 11:59   #142
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With an awfully inhuman sounding thud, Fluffie gets to meet the floor. Managing to stand up (barely), he feels a bit weak and battered. His eyes close and the M.P.A. agent stays perfectly still, ignoring the mayhem around him.

Rommey Protocol... Activated.

His costume changes, Fluffie taking on the form of a very Star Wars looking Darth Vader, only much sexier. Still holding the Broadsword, he doesn't bother drawing his Kipsabre. Nodding a silent, gracious and probably unnoted good bye to the Dark One, he appears in a flash of light...

...reappearing on the bridge of his Command Carrier, happily orbitting the planet. Taking a few steps he moves onto the perfect command location, turning his head only ever so slightly to face the communications people.

"Get our Dreadnaughts and Concordats on the line. We got some peep to **** with."

"Lord Fluffie! Certainly!"

Around the grand Carrier, several smaller (yet still impressively large) vessels take up positions, charge their weaponry and acquire their target. Trying really hard not to giggle, for that is what he would usually do at times like these, Fluffie just eyes the monitor showing the fight going on down below. Hoping that his sudden allies would be able to take care of himself, he raises his hand and gives the order to fire.

Due to some impossible and unnatural laws of physics messing with the sky, the clouds above the Dark One seem to be sucked upward for a few seconds, a low but omniously present humming noise filling the battle-scarred air. And with a large boom and impressive, flashy beam, the firepower of the squadron's Reflex Cannons scorches the ground, several of them missing entirely and possibly killing thousands of innocents in their mad destruction, the others all hitting, or hitting the general area around the so-called Lord of the Night.

Watching the static from the interference of the incredible power of the weapons firing on the monitor, Fluffie can only imagine how the carnage must look like. Body parts being thrown around, blood being sucked in all directions at once, the ground beneath imploding because of unability to handle the newly arrisen situation...

Yeah, just like the old days
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Unread 23 Nov 2004, 15:04   #143
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We should turn this into a thread... The insane-ness, I mean
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Unread 23 Nov 2004, 15:36   #144
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This has turned far too much like RolePlaying for my liking, time to let it die...
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Struck by an incredible concentration of powerful attacks from all directions, the Dark Lord of Tellianror is finally destroyed utterly in the blaze of Reflex power from the Kiperial battle fleet. The dust settles, and all seems well - only a hollow suit of black armour remains where the powerful being once stood. Then, sudden;y, the ground begins to rumble ominously (again). Around all of the assembled combatants, everything simply dissapears, leaving Bakan, Flapjack, Colonal Driscoll and Darth Fluffie (along with his ships) simply floating in a vast, empty white void. Everything is silent, then, suddenly, a black line appears in the air. It expands vertically outwards to form a rectangle, and through it steps what appears to be a being made of pure light , encased, you note, in samurai armour. The armour is quite normal, and seemingly well-worn. The being looks around it, then fixes its eyes on each of the combatants in turn.

"You have done well to come this far," The being intones dramatically, "but now you are undone. I am the ultimate. I am...THREAD CREATOR NO DACHI!" Jumpy, dramatic, decidedly evil music begins to play in the background. "I am power, I create entire universes at will and then destroy them when I grow bored of them! I control every aspect of the lives of every being on every world in existence! I am your destruction! You have no chance to escape, make your time!" The creature booms out, seemingly projecting the sound as it does not have a visible mouth, before throwing back its head and laughing.
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Unread 23 Nov 2004, 17:31   #146
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Fluffie's ships o' war fade away into nothingness, leaving the most gracious Lord Fluffie ( ) standing near the others in the white void. His yaw drops, his eyes grow large.

"The thread murdering bastard himself!"
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In a flash, Driscoll and his massive WAVE o' death disappears. In his place stands Inspectre once more, fully whole once more.

"So you've finally showed ye cowardly face instead of abandoning the thread in terror, eh? Well, that's ok too, because I've been waiting for this for a loooong time."

Leaping forward, Inspectre balls his left hand into a tight fist, and pulls his arm back as much as his muscles and tendons allow. Approaching the "Ultimate Lord of Thread Death", Inspectre lets fly, driving his fist solidly into ND's left cheek. "That was for the TSW remake!"
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"Ooooohh, bandwagon!"

Fluffie jumps in, a Pulse Rifle in his hands. Slamming the butt of said weapon against the back of Dachi's head, he leans forward (in mid-air, funky fresh) and whispers something about this blow being for Marines in the samurai-wannabe's ear. Landing on one feet and turning around on it, he considers leaping at the "Slayer of Threads" again, but decides to let others have their go first
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No Dachi reels backwards from this succession of blows, though there is no sign of physical harm to his metaphysical figure. He steps backwards, disengaging from his attackers, before laughing cruelly. "Fools! You cannot defeat me! I can grant you your wildest dreams, or draw you into your darkest nightmares! No Dachi flourishes his right hand, then his left hand. On his right, on Inspectre's side, one of the portal doorways opens. Through it, Inspectre can make out a finish version of CoL! So close - just on the other side of the doorway! Meanwhile, on No Dachi's left side, next to Fluffie, another portal doorway opens. Through it, Fluffie can see a lush jungle planet, hanging in space as a bright green jewel in the barren space that surrounds it. Ios. Suddenly, a vast fleet of shjps appears, many of them looking as though they were made of scrap metal. Pirates! Missile streak out from the pirate fleet, spiralling downwards toward the planet below. Where they pierce the cloud cover, seconds later, is the epicentre of a huge mushroom cloud rearing up into the atmosphere...

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