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Unread 7 Jan 2004, 18:14   #51
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Re: Bar Brawl

*removes the cue pool, walks over to the pool cue dispenser and after getting a new pool cue, walks over to DD*

didn't you read the rules?? No bashing the customers for no reason

*flapjack strikes towards DD's stumach area and hopes he ducks*
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Unread 7 Jan 2004, 18:33   #52
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[ooc] Am I the only one who thinks that's stupid? [/ooc]
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Unread 7 Jan 2004, 18:34   #53
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Re: Bar Brawl

*AcidK hands DD a double vodka with ice and calmly, yet very quickly, hands MC a shot of vodka and then turns to okiN with a raised eyebrow.*

Oringina? Tsk, if you are absolutely sure...

*AcidK clicks his fingers, a bottle of oringina from a french café suddenly dissappears and reappears next to okiN within a split-second. AcidK never touched Oringina, it was a drink that caused... french tendencies...*
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Unread 7 Jan 2004, 18:40   #54
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"Yes, I'm sure. It may be french, but it beats all the competitors ten-nil. Now gimmeit!" *okiN waits*
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Unread 7 Jan 2004, 20:15   #55
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Re: Bar Brawl

"KILL THE FRENCHIE!!"

*Bakan points to the sign, which the other day had "KILL THE AMERICANS" on it, and proceeds to bum rush Okin.*
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Unread 7 Jan 2004, 20:28   #56
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Re: Bar Brawl

*DD sees the pool cue heading towards his stomach but is unable to avoid it in time, causing him to become winded momentarily. After a few minutes of coughing and spluttering, DD manages to compose himself, takes a swig of his drink and looks at flapjack*

"There are rules for a bar brawl now?"
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Unread 7 Jan 2004, 20:53   #57
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Re: Bar Brawl

well, not a lot of them

for 1, you're supposed to protect the customers from guns, people that aren't supposed to be here and aliens, not kill them for no reason, you should 'intervene' in fights, ie, get into the fight.

*just when DD takes a swig of his drink, flapjack swings again, again for DD's stumach, but this time he follows up with a swing aimed towards DD's head wherever it might be after the first hit*
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Unread 7 Jan 2004, 22:51   #58
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*flapjacks swing at DD misses it's intended target but does knock DDs drink out of his hand. DD then looks at the broken glass and spilt drink on the floor and then turns back and looks menacingly at flapjack and talks through grit teeth*

"You spilt my drink. I don't think you should have done that"

*DD then walks over to the respawnatron and turns it off. He then walks back over to flapjack via the pool table and shoves a cue through flapjacks right eye and out the other side*

"Another drink please barman, charge it to mr flapjacks account"
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Unread 7 Jan 2004, 22:56   #59
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Re: Bar Brawl

*after having been hit by the pool cue, flapjack struggles his way over to the respawnatron, only just managing to hit the on switch before dieing*

*RESPAWN*

*flapjack grabs another pool cue and again goes on a Matrix style rampage, using the pool cue to push him up and send him feet first towards DD at high speed, the pool cue coming around to strike DD if he attempts to dodge*

"and Acidk, give the man a mystbreaker after i finish with him"
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Unread 7 Jan 2004, 23:17   #60
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*As DD is ordering his drink again, he hears the distinct sound of a respawn and turns around, only to be hit in the chest by flapjacks feet and sent flying backwards into a wall. DD gets up, rubs some dust off and walks over to the safe behind the bar. DD then quickly enters the combination and pulls out the sawn-off shotgun that security is issued with and a few dozen catridges. DD breaks the barrel, loads two shells and snaps it shut and takes aim at flapjack*

"Dodge this!"
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Unread 7 Jan 2004, 23:18   #61
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Re: Bar Brawl

*AcidK looks at okiN.*

I already have given you your drink... are you blind man?

*AcidK turns to FJ and nods.*

Will do!
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Unread 7 Jan 2004, 23:28   #62
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Re: Bar Brawl

*flapjack notices the shotgun just before DD finishes loading and thus respond by throwing his pool cue in the direction of DD's gut while he himself made another nice matrix move to behind the pool table, where he could reach the balls and throw them at DD, a small chair providing some additional cover under the table*
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Unread 7 Jan 2004, 23:52   #63
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*DD sees the pool cue flying towards him just as he finishes loading the gun and so is able to shot it out of the sky before it hit him, sending splinters of wood flying everywhere. DD then takes another shot at the pool table, blowing a hole in it, and ducks behind the bar to reload*
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Unread 8 Jan 2004, 00:53   #64
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Re: Bar Brawl

ooc- what? only two shots, hmm must be old.-ooc

mc cringes as the shotgun goes off and he looks over the bar where dd is hiding

what are you doing you idiot? trying to make us all deaf?, gimme thaat

swipes the shotgun from dd and closes it, only to fire it into dd's guts leaving a big mess

bad, bad bouncer

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Unread 8 Jan 2004, 02:32   #65
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*mintos enters and tips her cowboy hat slightly*
mighty tame in here eh?
*wanders in*
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Unread 8 Jan 2004, 02:37   #66
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The Pool Table is understandable annoyed at being shot at, and almost equally annoyed at being used as cover. It swings round rather fast for a tonne or so of oak and grabs flapjack in one leg, hurling him headlong at Demon Dave on the far side of the room. It follows this up with the remains of a bar stool, three pints of guiness and a dartboard for good measure.

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Unread 8 Jan 2004, 02:41   #67
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*mintos watches amused then hops up onto the pool table and sits on it rolling balls around*
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Unread 8 Jan 2004, 02:51   #68
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Re: Bar Brawl

Richard stands outside the door to the bar yelling instructions to something that looks vaguely like an ambulatory mountain in a suit. The mountain trundles off into the distance and, a few seconds later comes running back in a determined lolloping fashion, cumulating in a solid right kick to Richard's behind.

Richard, having aerodynamic properties rather less predictable than the average baseball, proceeds to sail straight towards the door before making a sharp left turn mere inches away and entering at a rapid pace through the window on a right hand flyball leading him over the heads of all the other patrons.

Apart from some idiot on top of the pool table.

The resultant collision is strangly remeniscent of a rugby tackle gone hideously wrong. With both participants in rather a mess on the floor infront of the door. Richard pulls himself half to his feet and grumbles to anyone willing to listen, "I only wanted to get kicked in the other direction for once."
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In a shabby part of some unknown town a broadshouldered figure, his name is Ur_Quan, in an expensive Armani suit can be seen entering a bar. As he pushes the door open, it promptly falls off its hinges, throwing up some dust as it collides with the floor. Ur_Quan walks on in over the door and without paying much attention as to what is going on, takes a seat at the bar and signals the barman that he wants to order something, while unplugging his earphone and removing his shades and putting them into his pocket. As the barman comes up to him, Ur_Quan raises an eyebrow. This guy looked very familiar somehow. Then again, these bartypes all looked alike. "One orange juice please."
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*blinks and sits there absolutely stunned for a few minutes wondering where the maniac came from. This maniac whom deterred her from ball rolling, stands up and taps this unfriendly foe on the shoulder giving him a good right hook when he turns to face her*
Well Monsieur, you have some explaining to do
*takes out the whip that's fastened to her belt and cracks it*
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Unread 8 Jan 2004, 03:01   #71
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Re: Bar Brawl

Richard turns to see who is asking the questions, his eyes drawn to the whip, surely that isn't usually found in a bar... unless...

"Ah yes, you would be the resident domintosatrix, yes? I do apologise I had intended to enter through the door, not arrive there after a circumnavigation of the establishment's interior.

"Allow me to get you a drink?"
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*wraps up her whip and puts it back tipping her hat at the rampant CEO*
I'm not a domintosatrix sir
*bristles a bit*
but I do try to be a lady, it would be pleasure to have a drink with you, I like to think of myself as a modern woman demand equality but the guy must buy the drinks and roses.
Yes I can feel you falling in love with me as we speak, you just need to knock me off my feet so I of course adore you already.

*drags this unruly handsome to the bar and looks up at the giant broadshouldered figure and swallows nervously*
mind if we sit by you?
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Unread 8 Jan 2004, 03:22   #73
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Ur_Quan has a look around the bar. It was dreadful place really, it ought to be burned down. At that moment Ur_Quan is aware that someone is talking to him. Standing next to him is a rather nice looking young girl. "Sure... go ahead." Not thinking about it any further, Ur_Quan slams his hand on the bar and yells: "Barkeep! What's keeping my orange juice?"
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Unread 8 Jan 2004, 03:27   #74
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*takes off her hat and sets it on the counter ruffling her midback length hair*
Thank you monsieur UQ
*shuffles the aerodynamically challenged one into another seat and hops over the counter making UQ his orange juice before pouring a big cup of ale*
This is for you honey
*pours it all over Richpur*
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Ur_Quan tries to look down Mintos' cleavage as she leans over the counter while she's giving him his orange juice. "Thanks."
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Richard is about to reply to the young lady when she begins to rush him across towards the bar and, perhaps fortunately, the sight of the whip swinging around on the hurrying behind causes him to forget the witty retort. Any final thoughts are wiped from his mind by the sight of the agency centre forward hulking on the stool beside them.

Just as he is about to ask her what she would like to drink however, she vaults over the bar and pours the mountain an orange juice and pours him an ale... over his head. Then, as if that wasn't enough, he catches the massive figure perched on the stool next to him trying to peer down the lady's dress while laughing... As though something that big could be subtle.

'Well,' he thinks to himself, 'give what you get.'

Nodding politely to mintos he takes the orange juice from the mass next to him and upends it down her front; at the same time sweeping the rather overloaded stool out from underneath the once again thirsty blob.
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*blinks at Richpur shocked and pulls him over for a deep passionate kiss before pulling out a bottle of vodka and pouring it on his head, before pulling him onto the counter face down and sitting on his back with legs crossed*
You my friend have been shot
*lifts up her dress and pulls out a knife from her garter, before smoothing her dress back down*
*picks up an apple that was lying around and starts cutting off slices nibbling on them from the blade*
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Unread 8 Jan 2004, 04:09   #78
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Richard enjoys the kiss while it lasts, then as the vodka streams down over him (getting his shirt so inebriated the writing on it blurs) he finds himself face down on the counter underneath the lady's dress. Normally an enviable position, but not when she's sat on your back holding a knife and appears to have mixed feelings about you.

Realising that his only options are to stay here and hope she's in a good mood, or tip her off and be absolutely sure she's in a bad one; Richard elects to remain and pulls a conveniently placed bowl of peanuts over to keep him going.
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*mintos feeds Richard some apple from the blade and ruffles his hair and smiles at UQ*
Sorry couples tiffs, I thought we should celebrate our 10 minute anniversary but my love did not think it appropriate.
*strokes a finger along Richard's nape giving him a loving look and then goes back to eating her apple*
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Ur_Quan falls the floor as his stool is swiped from underneath him. From down on the floor, he can look right up Mintos' dress as she sits on Richpur. Ur_Quan's eyes opened wide; she wasn't wearing any underwear!
Those being the type of girls that even broadshouldered guys like himself had to stay away from, Ur_Quan couldn't ignore the other guy's insult and after getting up, brushes some dust from his suit and walks behind the counter, giving a friendly smile to Mintos, saying: "Scuse me miss" as he pulls Richpur's head back by the hair, looking him into the face, saying: "YOU AGAIN!" and slams his head against the counter a few times.
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*bristles and is too wearing underwear, plus she crossed her legs so as not to flash the room!*
*watches in horror as UQ slams Richpur's head into the counter and pulls out her whip jumping off of Richpur giving UQ a quick kick to the back of the knee to make him fall*
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Unread 8 Jan 2004, 04:37   #82
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Richard finds himself face down once again on the counter, now without anyone on his back, but with a segment of apple brutally embedded into his face by the repetative slamming action of a rather persistant lump. Needless to say this does not put Richard in a good mood, especially since the thoughts spinning about the lump's head are not of the sort he should have been looking for.

Shaking his head a little to make sure nothing rattle too much, he gets up and looks down at the shape on the floor. He then takes a pair of cocktail umbrellas from the shelf behind the bar, leans down next to the beached whale, and proceeds to carefully insert the paper sun-shades into the annoyance's eyeballs to prevent further protocol breaches of that kind.
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Hitting his jaw on the counter, Ur_Quan falls to floor again, still clutching a bunch of hairs from Richpur's head in his fist. As he sees Richpur walking over to him with some paper ****tail umbrellas and getting the idea, Ur_Quan quickly tackles him before he has a chance to use the dreaded things on his eyes. Ur_Quan gets up again, kicks Richpur between his ribs and feeling his jaw, turns around and looks at the girl in front of him with much annoyance, saying: "Now that wasn't very nice of you, miss."
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*Security System now active.*

*Initiating purge of all foreign weapons.*

*High powered laser beams fire, striking mintos and Ur_Quan, incinerating them and their weapons.*

*Purge complete.*

*Initiating "Free Respawn": Target: Ur_Quan*

*Ur_Quan is respawned.*

*Initiating "Free Respawn": Target: mintos*

*ERROR!! ERROR!! CORRUPTION OF DATA!!*

*Mintos is respawned, minus her clothing.*

*Warning, nudity parameters violated. You have 1 minute to aquire new clothing before system purges you.*
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*blinks momentarily dazed looks down gasps whacks Bakan over the head with a stool then rushes UQ whacking him over the head with a stool and stealing his shirt/blouse while he's unconcious*
*buttons it up over her and runs away from UQ quickly*
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*Picking himself up, Bakan pulls out his "interm owner shotgun", loads it, and fires both barrels at mintos.*

"Don't hit me, hit the security system!"
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Richard notices the lump get vaporised mid way through kicking him and smiles, then frowns a little when the lady does so as well, reappearing nude a few moments later. Luckily the lump doesn't have time to appreciate the view since within moments he is laid out unconscious with a distinct lack of shirt.

Due to his sheer size the lump's shirt acts as a perfectly sizable dress for the once again semi-respectably clothed lady. However Richard remembers the thoughts from the lump last time and follows mintos across the room, kicking the lump in the stomach on the way as a 'thank you'. Seeing the shotgun being aimed at mintos, Richard whisks a dartboard from the wall and catches the shot in it. Then, after searching through his coat pockets for a while, hands her a bra and panties to prevent further misunderstanding.
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*hides behind Richard and puts on the bra and panties*
I think Bakan should be vapourised and deweaponised by his machine, the machine is doing a good enough job without an owner shotgun to reinforce it
*glares at Bakan and mouths "stay out of this"*
*turns back to Richard*
You were going to get me a drink?
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"Ooooh, my head!", Ur_Quan moans when coming to again. Having enough of this, Ur_Quan reaches for the gun that was concealed in his pocket, but doesn't find it. In fact, he doesn't even find his pocket as someone has stolen his expensive shirt. This really pisses him off and he walks over to the owner, looks him into the face and says: "Ahll bibaak" after which he walks over to the restroom in search for a new shirt.
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*Grumbling, Bakan flips mintos the birdie, and goes to get a stiff drink and sits in a corner, resting and almost sleeping.*
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"I believe I was." Richard says with a slight smile and leads mintos back across the room to the bar, watching the lump slurr wildly and meander off into the ladies toilet, obviously having a problem with directions at the moment. On the way he absent mindedly deflects a glass heading towards him onto a roughly parabolic arc into the corner of the room into which the interim owner has just retreated... clearly Richard is far too used to this sort of bombardment.

"What will you be having then m'lady?"
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In the restroom, Ur_Quan finds several unconscious drunks, but none of them has a shirtsize that comes close enough. Returning to the room, Ur_Quan grabs a nearby tablecloth, tears a large enough hole in it and puts his head through, narrowing his eyes to small slits, peering around the room, prepared to kill the first bastard that laughs at him.
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*sits on one of the remaining stools crossing her legs"
No orange juice of vodka please
*steals a glance at the almost sleeping Bakan one hoping he konks himself out* (ooc) Am I really screwing up your thread that much? (/ooc)
So pumpking how did you know my bra and pantie size?
*turns and watches UQ and snickers holding up a hand to her mouth so he doesn't notice*
*can't help it and bursts out laughing*
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"Panties were a simple case of undercover observation," Richard starts while looking through the shelves for something different, "and the bra was just a lucky guess." he concludes, the slight colouring appearing in his face showing that this is not strictly speaking the whole truth.

"Ahh..." he sighs, spotting a bottle on the top shelf and fetching it down. As he turns back he notices the lump looking rather like an overweight priest with the wrong size cassock.

"Really sir, you look disgraceful, that beer gut could be classified as a biological weapon." Somehow the security system voice input senses this, but without the tone. Lasering the offending part from existance, spilling the remaining guts onto the floor in a heap.

"Norfolk tears," he says, looking back at mintos, "I believe you've had them before?"
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Violently turning his head when he hears the laughter, Ur_Quan sees that so called lady sitting at the bar and what's more, she's wearing his shirt!
Ur_Quan snorts and his massive chest grows big at the large intake of air in his lungs. Seeing the laser cannon aim for him, Ur_Quan quickly grabs a silver plate (no idea how a thing like that comes to be in a bar like this) and manages to deflect the laserbeam into Richpur's direcetion. Growling, he walks over to the girl and looks her into the eyes. "My shirt. NOW!"
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*knocks Richard down so the laser hits the wall and looks up at UQ with huge eyes*
Your shirt sir?
*steps back a bit a little bit scared since she has no whip anymore*
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Richard never sees the laser heading towards him. Then again he never feels it either, the silver surface reflecting the beam all over producing an effect more akin to disco lighing than a weapon. He does however notice being knocked over and turns to see the lump threatening mintos.

Coming to the incorrect, but nevertheless obvious, conclusion that the lump was the one who pushed him, Richard stands up in a rather rapid fashion, including a fist and halting the motion about a foot into the blockhead's jaw.
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Re: Bar Brawl

Recovering pretty fast from the blow, Ur_Quan blocks any other strokes, grabs Richpur's collar with one hand and turning to other hand into a fist, punches him in the face so hard that he's knocked back against the wall on the other side of the room where he falls to the floor. Ur_Quan then turns to Mintos and moves his face really close to hers. "MY shirt", Ur_Quan repeats while glaring at Mintos. "Give it to me NOW!"
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*slaps UQ and pushes him back*
I'm not giving you the shirt you'll just have to look silly in that table cloth
*snickers politely and moves Richard out of harms way dabbing a wet cloth on his forehead*
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*flapjack quickly recovered from being thrown into DD and decided that UQ was a better target, flapjack thus ran over to the pool cue dispenser to get a new pool cue and when he got his pool cue, rushed at UQ, swinging the pool cue as if it was a baseball bat towards UQ's stumach area*
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