Chez Chocolate

[Hewitt]

Then again I could always make you taller... say where are those chocolate eclairs? I'm so hungry I could consume and entire village...

*It doesn't occur to Hewitt the possible implications saying that out loud could have considering that was exactly the reason why he visited the town in the first place. Hewitt takes a seat nearby and admirers the tasty aromas flowing from the kitchen.*

[Richpur]

Richpur wraps one arm protectively around mintos and relocates his coffee with the other.

Noticing it's stone cold as he's had it on the table for a couple of days now he tries to gain the attention of one of the staff without waking mintos up again.

[Galadriel of Lothlorien]

*Gal pokes the coffee cup in Richpur's hand, which instantly boils*

Nice warming spell. Should keep it nice and hot for another few weeks.

[Gryffin]

*In response to Hewits request, Gryffin bakes a hugmongous eclair, which ends up so big it cannot fit out through the door of the kitchen, and used up the entire stock of cream. Gryffin ponders for a second, and then, quite reasonably to his mind, has the door enlarged in order to get the eclair out. He leaves in on it's plate, in the trolley he used to move it, in fron of Hewit, and then spends the next five minutes appologising for not having it on the table, due to the fact there wasn't enough room between the table top and the roof, and would Hewit kindly like to move to an outside table, where this was not a problem?*

[Richpur]

"Thanks Gal."

Richpur goes back to his 75/25 attention split of watching mintos and drinking coffee.

[Killer-of-Lawye]

Gal's attention causes KoL to boil over even more than richard coffee.

"Grrrrrrr...."

[Galadriel of Lothlorien]

*Gal blinks, having been mostly asleep before Richpur's request for staff. Grinning, she runs and throws herself at KoL, wrapping her arms around him and snuggling up to him happily*

[Verric]

Verric stumbles up again, unhappy because of the chair legs impaled in his back. This time he manages to stay standing.
"Verric not happy," Verric states, before whipping out his fishing rod, slowly lowering the hook over a batch of chocolates.

[David91]

Originally posted by AcidK
*AcidK quickly mixes the Jingú Spike Sensation, reading from David's mind for the recipé, and places it on the counter before looking dow to the post-it.*

Okay... what is this?

*AcidK, in a swift uppercut motion, grabs the post-it to see what is written down.*

"That's the recipe, in case you, uh, forget it or need to, um, give it to someone else who doesn't have a mind like yours and can forget things."

*David sips his Sensation, making extraordinary faces as he does so as if he had just been impaled in the tongue with a pneumatic spike coated in lemon juice gathered from a tree teetering on the edge of a volcano that is gurgling hopefully as if it is just about to erupt.*

[mintos]

OUt of boredom and way to many painkillers and other various drugs in my system, I have created a parody to paint ball. Known as Chocolate ball. Basically similar to paintball but with chocolate, you can eat whatever chocolate you want.

If anyone's interested let me know, if anyone follows this thread anymore hehe.

*makes some hot chocolate and sips some of it*

[flapjack]

hmm, 1 question, how do you know when someone is hit ???

i mean, shooting around with boiling hot chocolate isn't exactly safe, but the normal solid chocolate doesn't stick to the target

*flapjack sits down next to hewitt and drinks his acid volcano bomb, while waiting for the huge letters to be finished*

[AcidK]

*AcidK appears behind his usual post at the bar, looking around to see who was his replacement during his leave.*

[Killer-of-Lawye]

Walkus, up, and casualy rubs a room tempeture hersy's bar on flapjacks face.

"Smears pretty alright."

KoL then tosses Flapjack in the neaest waste basket.

[flapjack]

*flapjack quickly recovers, the empty waste basket still on his head, and whips out a long stick, smacking KoL hard over the head with it*

don't ever try something like that again, the next stick will be made out of steel and have several millions of volts of electricity on it

[Richpur]

Originally posted by flapjack
*flapjack quickly recovers, the empty waste basket still on his head, and whips out a long stick, smacking KoL hard over the head with it*

don't ever try something like that again, the next stick will be made out of steel and have several millions of volts of electricity on it

"What is it with you, you come up with an invalid objection to an idea; and when someone points out, in a rather humourous and in context manner, that you made a mistake; you attack them in a manner that clashes rather badly with the overall feel of the establishment."

Richard pulls out a chocomatic and starts spraying flapjack with slightly warmed chocolate buttons.

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin ducks behind a table, scoops a blob of chocolate moose out of a nearby dish, and lobbs it at Richpur.*

[AcidK]

Thats it...

*AcidK pulls out a sawn-off shotgun, modified to fire hardened chocolate pellets.*

The next person to either hit another person or cause more agrovation within this here establishment will be removed forthwith and, depending on the management's decision, will either be barred or banned from this or further Chez Chocolate facilities. Do I make myself PERFECTLY clear?!

[Killer-of-Lawye]

*shoves AcidK into the knock box of the espressso machine*

[Shadow275]

Originally posted by Killer-of-Lawye
*shoves AcidK into the knock box of the espressso machine*

Hazzah!

And good with ol'e flappy Kol.

[flapjack]

hmm, i think KoL is in trouble now, acid is gonna get furious

oh and i didn't mind the fact you rubbed that chocolate in my face, it's the throwing me into a waste bin that got me angry

chocolate is good and i would have simply licked it off like this

*flapjack's tongue comes out and licks all the chocolate off his face, the tongue growing as necessary*

[Gryffin]

*Lobbs another ball of moose at Flapjack to replace his lost chocolate.*

[flapjack]

*flapjack reacts quickly, diving sidewards and catching the ball of moose in mid-air, then encountering a table and several chairs on his way down, without getting smeared with chocolate*

*after getting back up flapjack returns the moose to gryffin, by kindly walking up and placing the moose in his face*

sorry, i don't like moose

[AcidK]

*AcidK lifts himself up, grabs KoL by leg and suddenly lifts him up and slams him down on the opposite direction, smashing him into AcidK's select amount of drinks. AcidK pulls out some Myust Breaker and punches KoL in the kidney, hard enough to suddenly make his arms jolt in pain (and also hard enough to send his body to the side a little), grabbing KoL's mouth with his metal arm and squeezing hard, using telekinesis to keep KoL from stopping him. AcidK also knelt down onto KoL's chest, right in the centre of the lower ribcage, and leant down enough to force the ribcage inwards.*

KoL, your agressive inability to get along with ANYONE within this establishment due to irritating arrogance and undeniable violence has caused me to take such action upon you. You, sir, are an animal, a vulgar one with zero self control and the typical arrogance. Thus, you will be put down...

*AcidK stuffs the bottle down KoL's throat. He didn't just allow the bottle to pour itself down koL's throat, he simply pushed it all the way until it reached his stomach, placing a sheild around them so no-one else can be harmed by the blast that will occur. When it did occur, AcidK quickly blinked out of the defensive sheilds, his shoulder and his lower arm burned badly, butnothing he could not repair.*

Now, STAY away from this establishment!

[Richpur]

I don't know, when he first came in he did have a good point...

[AcidK]

starting agrovation and beginning fights without reason and thinking he can get away with it, even after being warned, is not sonmething I tolerate.

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin takes the moose, and eats it himself, wondering how anyone could no like it's chocolatey goodness.*

[Killer-of-Lawye]

I'm sorry. Is this Acidk's Chocolate? No.. its mints. Guess you don't have anyt validicity. So get of your "Defend flapy from the agressive oldbies" Sit your ass behind that bar I don't plan on useing, and keep out of my sight.

Now then, my dear moroff, as you are more off than on, I am giving YOU one warning. Pester me again... No, even better, get in my line of sight and I'll teach you how to properly kick someone out of an establishment, in my lession on: How to be a bouncer, with out resorting to nuclear war 101. Besides, your the drink man at a coffee shop and you don't have the least bit idea what the knock box is on the esspresso machine. It may be just me, but I rember a time when their were qualifications for working at a bar. But I guess that whent out the door when people decided to make up their own drinks.

Regardless acidk, as hard as it is to get through your over inflated cranium, you lack the athority. So get off your high horse and stop chasing windmills.

[AcidK]

KoL, or shall I call you Mr. 'I am authority', tell me this. where is Mintos now? Hmm? Tell me, where is Lestat, secondary managemnet? Tell me, who are the remaining staff within this establishment?

I may be wrong, being only qualified in A-Level business and Economics... but when management or supervisors are not present the authority runs down the line to the staff left within the establishment, high authority or no. In this current situation Mintos nor Lestat, the owner and management, are not here to cover the damage you are inflicting not only upon the establishment's reputation, but your own, so it is left to the rest of the staff that ARE here and that ARE active. This, namely, is Gryffin and I.

On accordance to this I am taking the current action of booting you out. I do not want to see you witin this establishment until Management have aloud, I do not want you insulting nor inflicting damage upon the grounds and you certainly are not welcome to do as you will. You may be an arrogant arsehole, but I play by the rules. Good day.

*AcidK grabs KoL again and kicks him out once more.*

[Killer-of-Lawye]

2. Mintos is currently preparing for a trip down to houston. Where I will be visiting her with some friends. As you can tell, she obviously doesn't have time for any of this.

2. As the refuge proved, that is not true. I had no workable athority to rid the refuge of Alec, and you have no workable athority to rid this place of me.

[AcidK]

I did not know that, so I would not have been informed enough to take different actions. However, since she has not got the time for this, other staff does. That is the purpose of staff, to make sure things run smoothly.

And I do have a workable authority, this is why: EVERY business has their staff on authority when it comes to customers breaking certain laws. In this case it was abuse to the custoemrs AND the staff of this here establishment. I threw you out until someone higher up the line (ie, lestat or mintos) says otherwise, as if in RL you have abused a law within a shop and the till worker barred you until further notice.

Thus it has been done and will remain until mintos or lestat tell me otherwise.

[mintos]

Hey
Sorry haven't really been checking the boards
I was just wondering if anyone was interested in having a kind of Chocolate Paint ball as more of just a let lose have fun kind of fight.

Seems this turned into a rather serious war between Kol and AcidK. I have no quarms with Kol so he's entitled to stay however I would like it if there wasn't irrational fighting and argueing. So if possible try to not provoke each other I realise this is a pretty hard request to do at times but this grudge thing has to go. This is like I said a more let lose kind of thread.

*moves in a couch by a fire place to emphasise the homey setting*

(ooc) Kol not to take sides but you have to let go of this I mean I realise people get mad at blow off their rocker at times, but continual blowing of rockers on both sides really doesn't get anyone anywhere. I mean I don't know what to say we're not in kindergarten anymore and there was a point in time where everyone got along and we rp'ed for the fun of it. Let's try and create some more fun times instead of constantly argueing about who wounded who more (ooc)

I blow way to much air.

[Hewitt]

I most strongly agree... about how things should be more fun not the blowing air part... erm...

BURP!

*Is currently about a quarter of the way through his massive eclair, munching his way deeper into chocolate and cream heaven.*

[Gryffin]

Only slightly too much air.

*Gryffin sees mintos move in the couch, and lobbs a blob of mouse at her so she can sample it.*

[flapjack]

*flapjack wonders if his HUGE chocolate letters are finished yet*

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin catapults a 4 ft tall capital H of chocolate at Hewit.*

"Letter in the Hole!!"

[flapjack]

*flapjack watches as the letter flies across the room towards hewitt*

i'm lucky my letters where truly HUGE

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin cringes as the letter impacts with the back of Hewit's head, and shatters. Ducking behind his catapult, he hasily reajusts his aim, and flings a capital B at Flapjack.*

[flapjack]

*flapjack ducks to the side to evade the capital B, thus making it head for the next person behind him*

[AcidK]

*AcidK turns as Gryffin calls 'Letter in the Hole', only to turn and see a capital B head directly at him, hitting him in the upper torso. AcidK, unangered but annoyed, retaliates by picking up a capital T and launching it, at a high rate, towards Gryffin.*

[Hewitt]

*Is now suffering from 'letter lacerations' due to the force of said letter smacking the back of his head causing his wide open jaws that were in the process of gulping down the world's biggest chocolate eclair to travel all the way through said eclair into yet to be mentioned granite paving stones.

Teeth + granite = lacerations. *

[flapjack]

*flapjack at that stands up again, not noticing the capital T approaching him from behind*

*flapjack is hit by a flying capital T in the back of the head and immediatly goes flying with said capital T, which continues undisturbed towards its intented target, gryffin*

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin ducks, accompanied with a shout.*

"They are Flapjack's Letters, don't throw them at me!"

*Luckily for Gryffin, the T goes flying over his head, and smashes into the wall behind them. Unluckily for Gryffin, Flapjack doesn't, and they both are tumbled into the centre of a capital O sitting in the catapult, still aimed towards where Flapjack had stood, and therefore Acidk. And because some things are destined to happen due to the plot gods, the catapult promptly goes off, throwing Gryffin, Flapjack and Letter at Acidk.*

[AcidK]

*AcidK's eyes suddenly widen as the events that followed showing Gryffin, Flapjack and a large letter O hurtling towards him, but more importantly, his drinks. Acidk took quick action, raising an F in his hands, but was just about to throw it when Gryffin, Flapjack, himself and two capital letters go tumbling into the many assorted drinks behind him.*

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin opens his eyes when he finally stops moving, and moves just in time to catch a canister of Myst Breaker before it impacted with the back of Acidk's head. Setting it down carefully, he starts trying to remove the O wedged around his torso.*

[flapjack]

err, may i note my letters are so big they had to be carried outside horizontally ??

and that there are big wooden protectors around them

and that they are still drying outside

and that they are a lot larger

*flapjack carefully gets up after what appears to have ravaged a large portion of the area behind the bar, including the container saying: BEWARE: dangerous liquids inside and a different container that used to contain a living goop that likes to eat stuff*

err, guys, i think we have a problem

*flapjack points at the goop just as it enters the kitchen*

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin jumps to his feet with a strangled yell of "My Kitchen!!!" and runs full pelt towards the kitchen to stop the goop. However, he still has the O wedged around his waist, and so gets wedged in the doorway.*

[AcidK]

*AcidK takes a finger and scoops a bit of the gop up and places it in his mouth, taking down the goop and looking up as he began to make his analysis.*

Hmm, It should have been in there another few months before it was ready. Ah well, anyone got a Kylithium Shovel?

[flapjack]

well, i think have a piece of adamantium in my backpack, no kylithium though, well, other then the AAI on my wrist and the datacraal

[AcidK]

*AcidK sighes as he looks at the goop on the floor.*

Adamantium's no good, as you can see...

*AcidK pulls out a peice of thin adamantium rod and touches the goop. He pulls it up, the goop sticking to it like oozing glue, and then drops as it ate away at the rod itself.*

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin unwedges himself, but fall over in the process, and can't get up. He rolls himself so he can glare at the other two.*

"Well, if you aren't going to help me out of this, at least do something constructive about the goop."