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12 Jul 2003, 15:32
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The Aussie Dragon
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Brisvegas
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Then again I could always make you taller... say where are those chocolate eclairs? I'm so hungry I could consume and entire village...
*It doesn't occur to Hewitt the possible implications saying that out loud could have considering that was exactly the reason why he visited the town in the first place. Hewitt takes a seat nearby and admirers the tasty aromas flowing from the kitchen.*
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12 Jul 2003, 23:39
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Just call me sir.
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Richpur wraps one arm protectively around mintos and relocates his coffee with the other.
Noticing it's stone cold as he's had it on the table for a couple of days now he tries to gain the attention of one of the staff without waking mintos up again.
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13 Jul 2003, 14:43
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Senior Student :o
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Perth, WA. What a hole.
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*Gal pokes the coffee cup in Richpur's hand, which instantly boils*
Nice warming spell. Should keep it nice and hot for another few weeks.
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RIP Methuselah
Quotable Quotes from Verric:
"Hey, I can taste pork!"
"....pineapple, too..."
"Maybe I should tickle someone with a cactus..."
"I can't have an icecream, it's too sunny!"
"My dad's a big bouncy ball!" *giggle* "A big red Lotto ball!"
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13 Jul 2003, 21:14
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Squiqchef Hextrodinaire
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Limavady, N Ireland
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*In response to Hewits request, Gryffin bakes a hugmongous eclair, which ends up so big it cannot fit out through the door of the kitchen, and used up the entire stock of cream. Gryffin ponders for a second, and then, quite reasonably to his mind, has the door enlarged in order to get the eclair out. He leaves in on it's plate, in the trolley he used to move it, in fron of Hewit, and then spends the next five minutes appologising for not having it on the table, due to the fact there wasn't enough room between the table top and the roof, and would Hewit kindly like to move to an outside table, where this was not a problem?*
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<mintos> I got to stop talking
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13 Jul 2003, 21:46
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Just call me sir.
Join Date: Oct 2000
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"Thanks Gal."
Richpur goes back to his 75/25 attention split of watching mintos and drinking coffee.
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14 Jul 2003, 03:42
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ensign
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Anahuac, TX
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Gal's attention causes KoL to boil over even more than richard coffee.
"Grrrrrrr...."
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The Local Lawyer Slayer.
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14 Jul 2003, 04:08
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Senior Student :o
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Perth, WA. What a hole.
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*Gal blinks, having been mostly asleep before Richpur's request for staff. Grinning, she runs and throws herself at KoL, wrapping her arms around him and snuggling up to him happily*
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RIP Methuselah
Quotable Quotes from Verric:
"Hey, I can taste pork!"
"....pineapple, too..."
"Maybe I should tickle someone with a cactus..."
"I can't have an icecream, it's too sunny!"
"My dad's a big bouncy ball!" *giggle* "A big red Lotto ball!"
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22 Jul 2003, 05:46
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Idiot
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bob's gingerbread house
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Verric stumbles up again, unhappy because of the chair legs impaled in his back. This time he manages to stay standing.
"Verric not happy," Verric states, before whipping out his fishing rod, slowly lowering the hook over a batch of chocolates.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AcidK
33) Leave verric alone in non-pot RP thread, it may cause more cacti in, you guessed it, the other end.
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25 Jul 2003, 11:46
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 286
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Quote:
Originally posted by AcidK
*AcidK quickly mixes the Jingú Spike Sensation, reading from David's mind for the recipé, and places it on the counter before looking dow to the post-it.*
Okay... what is this?
*AcidK, in a swift uppercut motion, grabs the post-it to see what is written down.*
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"That's the recipe, in case you, uh, forget it or need to, um, give it to someone else who doesn't have a mind like yours and can forget things."
*David sips his Sensation, making extraordinary faces as he does so as if he had just been impaled in the tongue with a pneumatic spike coated in lemon juice gathered from a tree teetering on the edge of a volcano that is gurgling hopefully as if it is just about to erupt.*
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18 Aug 2003, 23:37
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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OUt of boredom and way to many painkillers and other various drugs in my system, I have created a parody to paint ball. Known as Chocolate ball. Basically similar to paintball but with chocolate, you can eat whatever chocolate you want.
If anyone's interested let me know, if anyone follows this thread anymore hehe.
*makes some hot chocolate and sips some of it*
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Shikata Ga Nai says: (aka Richpur)
you're busy thinking about 14
Vous voulez m'embrasser, aimez-moi et épousez-moi
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19 Aug 2003, 09:10
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crashed computer
Join Date: Jan 2001
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hmm, 1 question, how do you know when someone is hit ???
i mean, shooting around with boiling hot chocolate isn't exactly safe, but the normal solid chocolate doesn't stick to the target
*flapjack sits down next to hewitt and drinks his acid volcano bomb, while waiting for the huge letters to be finished*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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19 Aug 2003, 16:26
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Assassin For Hire
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Here :)
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*AcidK appears behind his usual post at the bar, looking around to see who was his replacement during his leave.*
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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19 Aug 2003, 19:46
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Anahuac, TX
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Walkus, up, and casualy rubs a room tempeture hersy's bar on flapjacks face.
"Smears pretty alright."
KoL then tosses Flapjack in the neaest waste basket.
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The Local Lawyer Slayer.
Saving the World From Red Tape Sense 1855
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19 Aug 2003, 19:55
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crashed computer
Join Date: Jan 2001
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*flapjack quickly recovers, the empty waste basket still on his head, and whips out a long stick, smacking KoL hard over the head with it*
don't ever try something like that again, the next stick will be made out of steel and have several millions of volts of electricity on it
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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19 Aug 2003, 21:34
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Just call me sir.
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 358
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Quote:
Originally posted by flapjack
*flapjack quickly recovers, the empty waste basket still on his head, and whips out a long stick, smacking KoL hard over the head with it*
don't ever try something like that again, the next stick will be made out of steel and have several millions of volts of electricity on it
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"What is it with you, you come up with an invalid objection to an idea; and when someone points out, in a rather humourous and in context manner, that you made a mistake; you attack them in a manner that clashes rather badly with the overall feel of the establishment."
Richard pulls out a chocomatic and starts spraying flapjack with slightly warmed chocolate buttons.
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19 Aug 2003, 22:07
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Squiqchef Hextrodinaire
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Limavady, N Ireland
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*Gryffin ducks behind a table, scoops a blob of chocolate moose out of a nearby dish, and lobbs it at Richpur.*
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<mintos> I got to stop talking
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19 Aug 2003, 22:50
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Assassin For Hire
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Here :)
Posts: 1,827
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Thats it...
*AcidK pulls out a sawn-off shotgun, modified to fire hardened chocolate pellets.*
The next person to either hit another person or cause more agrovation within this here establishment will be removed forthwith and, depending on the management's decision, will either be barred or banned from this or further Chez Chocolate facilities. Do I make myself PERFECTLY clear?!
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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20 Aug 2003, 02:01
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ensign
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Anahuac, TX
Posts: 169
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*shoves AcidK into the knock box of the espressso machine*
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The Local Lawyer Slayer.
Saving the World From Red Tape Sense 1855
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20 Aug 2003, 04:08
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Commandant
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Half way across the Universe and turn left
Posts: 300
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Quote:
Originally posted by Killer-of-Lawye
*shoves AcidK into the knock box of the espressso machine*
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Hazzah!
And good with ol'e flappy Kol.
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Save yourself from hell
What goes around, really goes around.
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Fire and Ice
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20 Aug 2003, 10:38
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crashed computer
Join Date: Jan 2001
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hmm, i think KoL is in trouble now, acid is gonna get furious
oh and i didn't mind the fact you rubbed that chocolate in my face, it's the throwing me into a waste bin that got me angry
chocolate is good and i would have simply licked it off like this
*flapjack's tongue comes out and licks all the chocolate off his face, the tongue growing as necessary*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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20 Aug 2003, 21:09
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Squiqchef Hextrodinaire
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Limavady, N Ireland
Posts: 435
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*Lobbs another ball of moose at Flapjack to replace his lost chocolate.*
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<mintos> I got to stop talking
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20 Aug 2003, 21:15
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crashed computer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,257
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*flapjack reacts quickly, diving sidewards and catching the ball of moose in mid-air, then encountering a table and several chairs on his way down, without getting smeared with chocolate*
*after getting back up flapjack returns the moose to gryffin, by kindly walking up and placing the moose in his face*
sorry, i don't like moose
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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21 Aug 2003, 01:37
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Assassin For Hire
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Here :)
Posts: 1,827
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*AcidK lifts himself up, grabs KoL by leg and suddenly lifts him up and slams him down on the opposite direction, smashing him into AcidK's select amount of drinks. AcidK pulls out some Myust Breaker and punches KoL in the kidney, hard enough to suddenly make his arms jolt in pain (and also hard enough to send his body to the side a little), grabbing KoL's mouth with his metal arm and squeezing hard, using telekinesis to keep KoL from stopping him. AcidK also knelt down onto KoL's chest, right in the centre of the lower ribcage, and leant down enough to force the ribcage inwards.*
KoL, your agressive inability to get along with ANYONE within this establishment due to irritating arrogance and undeniable violence has caused me to take such action upon you. You, sir, are an animal, a vulgar one with zero self control and the typical arrogance. Thus, you will be put down...
*AcidK stuffs the bottle down KoL's throat. He didn't just allow the bottle to pour itself down koL's throat, he simply pushed it all the way until it reached his stomach, placing a sheild around them so no-one else can be harmed by the blast that will occur. When it did occur, AcidK quickly blinked out of the defensive sheilds, his shoulder and his lower arm burned badly, butnothing he could not repair.*
Now, STAY away from this establishment!
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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21 Aug 2003, 19:43
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Just call me sir.
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 358
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I don't know, when he first came in he did have a good point...
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22 Aug 2003, 11:13
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Assassin For Hire
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Here :)
Posts: 1,827
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starting agrovation and beginning fights without reason and thinking he can get away with it, even after being warned, is not sonmething I tolerate.
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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22 Aug 2003, 21:39
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Squiqchef Hextrodinaire
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Limavady, N Ireland
Posts: 435
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*Gryffin takes the moose, and eats it himself, wondering how anyone could no like it's chocolatey goodness.*
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<mintos> I got to stop talking
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24 Aug 2003, 14:09
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Anahuac, TX
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I'm sorry. Is this Acidk's Chocolate? No.. its mints. Guess you don't have anyt validicity. So get of your "Defend flapy from the agressive oldbies" Sit your ass behind that bar I don't plan on useing, and keep out of my sight.
Now then, my dear moroff, as you are more off than on, I am giving YOU one warning. Pester me again... No, even better, get in my line of sight and I'll teach you how to properly kick someone out of an establishment, in my lession on: How to be a bouncer, with out resorting to nuclear war 101. Besides, your the drink man at a coffee shop and you don't have the least bit idea what the knock box is on the esspresso machine. It may be just me, but I rember a time when their were qualifications for working at a bar. But I guess that whent out the door when people decided to make up their own drinks.
Regardless acidk, as hard as it is to get through your over inflated cranium, you lack the athority. So get off your high horse and stop chasing windmills.
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The Local Lawyer Slayer.
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25 Aug 2003, 00:55
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Assassin For Hire
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Here :)
Posts: 1,827
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KoL, or shall I call you Mr. 'I am authority', tell me this. where is Mintos now? Hmm? Tell me, where is Lestat, secondary managemnet? Tell me, who are the remaining staff within this establishment?
I may be wrong, being only qualified in A-Level business and Economics... but when management or supervisors are not present the authority runs down the line to the staff left within the establishment, high authority or no. In this current situation Mintos nor Lestat, the owner and management, are not here to cover the damage you are inflicting not only upon the establishment's reputation, but your own, so it is left to the rest of the staff that ARE here and that ARE active. This, namely, is Gryffin and I.
On accordance to this I am taking the current action of booting you out. I do not want to see you witin this establishment until Management have aloud, I do not want you insulting nor inflicting damage upon the grounds and you certainly are not welcome to do as you will. You may be an arrogant arsehole, but I play by the rules. Good day.
*AcidK grabs KoL again and kicks him out once more.*
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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25 Aug 2003, 21:34
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Anahuac, TX
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2. Mintos is currently preparing for a trip down to houston. Where I will be visiting her with some friends. As you can tell, she obviously doesn't have time for any of this.
2. As the refuge proved, that is not true. I had no workable athority to rid the refuge of Alec, and you have no workable athority to rid this place of me.
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The Local Lawyer Slayer.
Saving the World From Red Tape Sense 1855
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25 Aug 2003, 22:09
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Assassin For Hire
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Here :)
Posts: 1,827
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I did not know that, so I would not have been informed enough to take different actions. However, since she has not got the time for this, other staff does. That is the purpose of staff, to make sure things run smoothly.
And I do have a workable authority, this is why: EVERY business has their staff on authority when it comes to customers breaking certain laws. In this case it was abuse to the custoemrs AND the staff of this here establishment. I threw you out until someone higher up the line (ie, lestat or mintos) says otherwise, as if in RL you have abused a law within a shop and the till worker barred you until further notice.
Thus it has been done and will remain until mintos or lestat tell me otherwise.
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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27 Aug 2003, 04:38
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Lady
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 39
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Hey
Sorry haven't really been checking the boards
I was just wondering if anyone was interested in having a kind of Chocolate Paint ball as more of just a let lose have fun kind of fight.
Seems this turned into a rather serious war between Kol and AcidK. I have no quarms with Kol so he's entitled to stay however I would like it if there wasn't irrational fighting and argueing. So if possible try to not provoke each other I realise this is a pretty hard request to do at times but this grudge thing has to go. This is like I said a more let lose kind of thread.
*moves in a couch by a fire place to emphasise the homey setting*
(ooc) Kol not to take sides but you have to let go of this I mean I realise people get mad at blow off their rocker at times, but continual blowing of rockers on both sides really doesn't get anyone anywhere. I mean I don't know what to say we're not in kindergarten anymore and there was a point in time where everyone got along and we rp'ed for the fun of it. Let's try and create some more fun times instead of constantly argueing about who wounded who more (ooc)
I blow way to much air.
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Shikata Ga Nai says: (aka Richpur)
you're busy thinking about 14
Vous voulez m'embrasser, aimez-moi et épousez-moi
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27 Aug 2003, 17:21
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The Aussie Dragon
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Brisvegas
Posts: 1,248
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I most strongly agree... about how things should be more fun not the blowing air part... erm...
BURP!
*Is currently about a quarter of the way through his massive eclair, munching his way deeper into chocolate and cream heaven.*
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27 Aug 2003, 21:27
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Squiqchef Hextrodinaire
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Limavady, N Ireland
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Only slightly too much air.
*Gryffin sees mintos move in the couch, and lobbs a blob of mouse at her so she can sample it.*
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<mintos> I got to stop talking
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30 Aug 2003, 14:58
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crashed computer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,257
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*flapjack wonders if his HUGE chocolate letters are finished yet*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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30 Aug 2003, 16:06
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Squiqchef Hextrodinaire
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Limavady, N Ireland
Posts: 435
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*Gryffin catapults a 4 ft tall capital H of chocolate at Hewit.*
"Letter in the Hole!!"
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Far too old to not yet be responsible.
<mintos> I got to stop talking
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30 Aug 2003, 16:07
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crashed computer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,257
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*flapjack watches as the letter flies across the room towards hewitt*
i'm lucky my letters where truly HUGE
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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30 Aug 2003, 16:28
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Squiqchef Hextrodinaire
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Limavady, N Ireland
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*Gryffin cringes as the letter impacts with the back of Hewit's head, and shatters. Ducking behind his catapult, he hasily reajusts his aim, and flings a capital B at Flapjack.*
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Far too old to not yet be responsible.
<mintos> I got to stop talking
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30 Aug 2003, 16:39
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crashed computer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,257
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*flapjack ducks to the side to evade the capital B, thus making it head for the next person behind him*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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31 Aug 2003, 22:47
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Assassin For Hire
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Here :)
Posts: 1,827
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*AcidK turns as Gryffin calls 'Letter in the Hole', only to turn and see a capital B head directly at him, hitting him in the upper torso. AcidK, unangered but annoyed, retaliates by picking up a capital T and launching it, at a high rate, towards Gryffin.*
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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1 Sep 2003, 09:54
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The Aussie Dragon
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Brisvegas
Posts: 1,248
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*Is now suffering from 'letter lacerations' due to the force of said letter smacking the back of his head causing his wide open jaws that were in the process of gulping down the world's biggest chocolate eclair to travel all the way through said eclair into yet to be mentioned granite paving stones.
Teeth + granite = lacerations. *
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1 Sep 2003, 12:23
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crashed computer
Join Date: Jan 2001
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*flapjack at that stands up again, not noticing the capital T approaching him from behind*
*flapjack is hit by a flying capital T in the back of the head and immediatly goes flying with said capital T, which continues undisturbed towards its intented target, gryffin*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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1 Sep 2003, 20:08
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*Gryffin ducks, accompanied with a shout.*
"They are Flapjack's Letters, don't throw them at me!"
*Luckily for Gryffin, the T goes flying over his head, and smashes into the wall behind them. Unluckily for Gryffin, Flapjack doesn't, and they both are tumbled into the centre of a capital O sitting in the catapult, still aimed towards where Flapjack had stood, and therefore Acidk. And because some things are destined to happen due to the plot gods, the catapult promptly goes off, throwing Gryffin, Flapjack and Letter at Acidk.*
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2 Sep 2003, 14:29
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Assassin For Hire
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*AcidK's eyes suddenly widen as the events that followed showing Gryffin, Flapjack and a large letter O hurtling towards him, but more importantly, his drinks. Acidk took quick action, raising an F in his hands, but was just about to throw it when Gryffin, Flapjack, himself and two capital letters go tumbling into the many assorted drinks behind him.*
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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2 Sep 2003, 21:24
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*Gryffin opens his eyes when he finally stops moving, and moves just in time to catch a canister of Myst Breaker before it impacted with the back of Acidk's head. Setting it down carefully, he starts trying to remove the O wedged around his torso.*
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3 Sep 2003, 10:32
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err, may i note my letters are so big they had to be carried outside horizontally ??
and that there are big wooden protectors around them
and that they are still drying outside
and that they are a lot larger
*flapjack carefully gets up after what appears to have ravaged a large portion of the area behind the bar, including the container saying: BEWARE: dangerous liquids inside and a different container that used to contain a living goop that likes to eat stuff*
err, guys, i think we have a problem
*flapjack points at the goop just as it enters the kitchen*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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3 Sep 2003, 23:19
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*Gryffin jumps to his feet with a strangled yell of "My Kitchen!!!" and runs full pelt towards the kitchen to stop the goop. However, he still has the O wedged around his waist, and so gets wedged in the doorway.*
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4 Sep 2003, 01:12
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*AcidK takes a finger and scoops a bit of the gop up and places it in his mouth, taking down the goop and looking up as he began to make his analysis.*
Hmm, It should have been in there another few months before it was ready. Ah well, anyone got a Kylithium Shovel?
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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4 Sep 2003, 10:18
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crashed computer
Join Date: Jan 2001
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well, i think have a piece of adamantium in my backpack, no kylithium though, well, other then the AAI on my wrist and the datacraal
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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4 Sep 2003, 13:53
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*AcidK sighes as he looks at the goop on the floor.*
Adamantium's no good, as you can see...
*AcidK pulls out a peice of thin adamantium rod and touches the goop. He pulls it up, the goop sticking to it like oozing glue, and then drops as it ate away at the rod itself.*
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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4 Sep 2003, 21:27
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Squiqchef Hextrodinaire
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Limavady, N Ireland
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*Gryffin unwedges himself, but fall over in the process, and can't get up. He rolls himself so he can glare at the other two.*
"Well, if you aren't going to help me out of this, at least do something constructive about the goop."
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