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14 Jul 2004, 17:51
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Shenanigans
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Lucky Denver Mint
Posts: 269
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As I Mature...
l've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.
I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place!
I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in your house, one
of your kids did it.
I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.
Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me,
they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe
Something good will happen.
If not...tough shit.
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ragey.
"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills..." - Napoleon Dynamite
i <3 JC
Quote:
Originally posted by JC
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14 Jul 2004, 17:55
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
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Re: As I Mature...
I have big boobs!
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14 Jul 2004, 17:59
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 2,985
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Re: As I Mature...
Now I understand that is meant to be a poem, but, its simply a paragraph written in the style of a poem. Which makes it not a poem.
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14 Jul 2004, 18:00
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Shenanigans
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Lucky Denver Mint
Posts: 269
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Re: As I Mature...
I don't know what it was meant to be other than a FWD in my inbox this morning.
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ragey.
"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills..." - Napoleon Dynamite
i <3 JC
Quote:
Originally posted by JC
lolly roffle
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14 Jul 2004, 18:04
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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Re: As I Mature...
Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong, call him Mr Vain
Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong, call him insane
He’d say I know what I want
And I want it now
I want you, cause I’m Mr Vain
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you, cause I’m Mr Vain
Call me Raider, call me Wrong
Call me insane, call me Mr Vain
Call me what ya like
As long as you call me time and again
Feel the presence of the aura
Of the man, none to compare
Loveless dying for a chance just to touch a hand
Or a moment to share
Can’t deny the urge that makes them
Want to lose themselves to the debonair one
Hold me back, the simple fact is
That I’m all that and I’m always near
One sexy can’t perplex me now
You know who’s raw
As if you didn’t know before
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you, and then I want a little more
Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong, call him Mr Vain
Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong, call him insane
Mr Wrong, Mr Wrong, Mr Raider, Wrong..
Girls are all over the world
They hope and pray and die for men
Like me cause I’m the one
Get a look all male epitome
Style has never seen
That makes you want to grab and hold
And squeeze real tight
Who’s gonna be the one to save
You from yourself
When you wanna take a bite
Please oh baby please
You beg you want to say
You got to get some caught
Up in the charm that I laid on thick
And now there’s nowhere
To run on the hook of my line
Yeah I keep many females
Longing for a chance to win my heart
With s-e-x and plenty
Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong, call him Mr Vain
Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong, call him insane
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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14 Jul 2004, 18:06
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 2,271
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Re: As I Mature...
I've learned only bitter emo whiny ****s write stuff that says I know better now you must all heed.
AND PREACH THEIR ADVICE TO EVERYONE
(not talking about you here ragey)
I've learned that baz luhrman did this first so **** you all.
I've learned that that single had zero impact on people's lives
I've learned that learning is something most people who write about learning don't do.
I've learned stuff you can only know if you are me
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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14 Jul 2004, 18:08
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Shenanigans
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Lucky Denver Mint
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Re: As I Mature...
Dude...that song ****ing blows.
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ragey.
"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills..." - Napoleon Dynamite
i <3 JC
Quote:
Originally posted by JC
lolly roffle
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14 Jul 2004, 18:17
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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Re: As I Mature...
Sad Smiley Face
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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14 Jul 2004, 18:24
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 2,271
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Re: As I Mature...
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Sad Smiley Face
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Mood: Exaspberated
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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14 Jul 2004, 20:28
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 8,476
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Re: As I Mature...
Dear Sir,
I hope this letter will not embarrass you since we have not had any previous communication. I got your reference from the Nigeria Exports Promotion Council (NEPC) and went further to have it confirmed by your country’s trade department under private inquiry that is not related to my aim of writing you this letter.
I, on behalf of my other colleagues from different Federal Government of Nigeria owned parastatals decided to solicit your assistance as regards the transfer of the above stated amount into your bank account.
This fund arose from the over-invoicing of various contracts awarded in my parastatals to certain foreign contractors some time ago. We as holders of official positions in various parastatals, were mandated by this new civilian government to scrutinize all payments made to certain foreign contractors by the past military government and we discovered that some of the contracts they executed were grossly over-invoiced, either by omission or commission.
Also we discovered that the sum of $66,560,000.00 (Sixty-Six Million, Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand United States Dollars Only) was lying in a suspense account, although the foreign contractors were fully paid their entitlements after executing the said contracts. We all agreed that the over-invoiced amount be transferred (for our own use) into a bank account provided by a foreign partner, as the code of conduct of the Federal Civil Service does not allow us to operate foreign accounts.
However, we have succeeded in transferring some of these money, precisely US$20,000,000.00 (Twenty Million United States Dollars Only) into a foreign account in GENEVA (SWITZERLAND) last week. But unfortunately, the provider of the account has severed all forms of contacts with us as he has refused to adhere to our earlier mutual agreement insisting that the total amount be paid into his nominated bank account before disbursement will take effect. If for US$20M (Twenty Million United States Dollars Only) we are not compensated, how can one guarantee full compensation on remittance of the balance of US$46.560M (Forty-Six Million, Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand United States Dollars Only).
We are therefore seeking your assistance based on the balance amount of US$46.560M, which can be speedily processed and fully remitted into your nominated bank account. On successful remittance of the fund into your account, you will be compensated with 25% of the amount for assistance and services and 5% set aside for expenses contingency.
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Yours truly, ALHAJI MUSA BELLO
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14 Jul 2004, 20:41
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 2,985
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Re: As I Mature...
Hello, I am Nguru Mufasa Simba Scar Tutu
I have $50,507,689 (50 Trillion, 507 Billion and 689 Million Dollars) which I need your help in transfering. For doing this for me, I will give you lots of money and love on the side.
Yours Hopefully,
Nguru Mufasa Simba Scar Tutu
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14 Jul 2004, 20:52
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: As I Mature...
I understand that ive received that bloody paragraph in emails from 20 different people in the last ****ing 18 months, and its now officially Older than Dead_Meat!
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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14 Jul 2004, 20:55
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The Bad Guy
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: East, East, East London
Posts: 2,107
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Re: As I Mature...
I've learnt that anybody who posts this tiresome shit on a forum needs a crack in the face.
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I wear my sunglasses at night.
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14 Jul 2004, 21:46
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
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Re: As I Mature...
No, I feel it has genuinely added something to my life.
Like really.
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For real
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14 Jul 2004, 22:13
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Re: As I Mature...
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14 Jul 2004, 22:34
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Re: As I Mature...
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14 Jul 2004, 22:36
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Next goal wins!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: London
Posts: 5,406
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Re: As I Mature...
I believe the sun should never set upon an argument
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you
I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do
I believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem
I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone
I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye
I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality
I believe that trust is more important than monogamy
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
I believe that family is worth more than money or gold
I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair
I believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires
I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye
I believe forgiveness is the key to your own happiness
I believe that wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed
I believe that God does not endorse TV evangelists
I believe in love surviving death into eternity
I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye
I win the internet
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14 Jul 2004, 22:44
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Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
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Re: As I Mature...
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14 Jul 2004, 22:48
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Re: As I Mature...
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It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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14 Jul 2004, 22:52
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Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Re: As I Mature...
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14 Jul 2004, 22:53
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Re: As I Mature...
As i mature i learn not to take ****ing shitty threads like this too seriously.
Instead i just *sigh*.
*sigh* and move on.
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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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14 Jul 2004, 22:57
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 2,635
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Re: As I Mature...
Quote:
l've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
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ace
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14 Jul 2004, 23:13
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Shenanigans
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Lucky Denver Mint
Posts: 269
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Re: As I Mature...
Wow. This was a gay thread. I didn't think anyone would bother responding (except for the one person that had to say how gay it was)...I was just bored this morning and nothing else was interesting enough to respond to.
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ragey.
"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills..." - Napoleon Dynamite
i <3 JC
Quote:
Originally posted by JC
lolly roffle
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15 Jul 2004, 18:01
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Blatantly overcooked
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: As I Mature...
Boy, do I hate poemsy threads :pukes on its own shoes, and sneaks out of the party crying:
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15 Jul 2004, 20:17
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Friendly geek of GD :-/
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: On my metal roid
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Re: As I Mature...
Quote:
Originally Posted by rageybabey
I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished...
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So true :-/
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21 Jul 2004, 00:03
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Naked & Profane
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Re: As I Mature...
Quote:
Originally Posted by rageybabey
l've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
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So thats what my ex is trying to do!!!!
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21 Jul 2004, 00:17
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Reservoir Dog
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Down South,England
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Re: As I Mature...
seems a bit negative the poem does. :/
makes me cry
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21 Jul 2004, 00:32
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Henry Kelly
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Re: As I Mature...
I think that Jonny wins, and everyone else is a fag.
Put that in a haiku and smoke it.
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