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16 Aug 2004, 04:25
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Canadian to the Core
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canada
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by 1up this round and lost roids ... wait ... no ... I haven't
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16 Aug 2004, 17:00
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#52
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Ambiguous Anachronism
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 282
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Tactitus and Cayl and you are glad about it because it went better than all your other suggestions that were just plainly ignored by everyone.
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20 Aug 2004, 19:11
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#53
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Pepsi bottle
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: 234:4:3
Posts: 440
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Killmark and the server shuts down when you try to load your news.
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20 Aug 2004, 22:40
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Zhil's Monkeyboy
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 125
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by F-Crew, honestly....
You have been attacked by Leshy, he's sent the pic of himself from his website with the expression "Come here roids, come to daddy" ... for some reason you feel abused by this.
You have been attacked by TehProphet, if you defend it, expect to be the subject of an unpleasant galpic sometime soon.
You have been attacked by BlackNova, such a rare event is this that you take a screenshot to confirm he did actually send an OFFENSIVE fleet. (yes I have now discovered what the attack option now does btw)
You have been attacked by a Jolt rep, failure to move your fleet will result in immediate account suspension.
You have been attacked by forest, all you can do is picture him in that wig.
You have been attacked by Sid, he told you what he sent in the spirit of being helpful but did you listen?
You have been attacked by Cheerios, the only comment that can be made is "bend over, lube up, and pray it ends quickly".
Nova
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29 Aug 2004, 22:05
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home wrecker
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: The other side of the galaxy ;)
Posts: 1,041
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
you've been attacked every tick, every day......... you've beed defended, every tick every day........... you're fudge.
you've attacked every 8 days...... you've defended every 2 ticks, you've recalled every 2 ticks........ you're a DC
you've attacked every 8 ticks...... you've defended every.... YOU'VE DEFENDED???....... you're not coming in this BG......
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30 Aug 2004, 13:05
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#56
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BlueTuba
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 6,339
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by MAdnRisKy
you've attacked every 8 ticks...... you've defended every.... YOU'VE DEFENDED???....... you're not coming in this BG......
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heh
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30 Aug 2004, 16:06
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Evil inside
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 3,631
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
Your galmate is going to be retalled by Sid who have sent you a long text to explain it. Your reply to Sid is "cun*" and later you learn that the rest of your galaxy has replied exactly the same.
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30 Aug 2004, 21:35
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#58
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Idiot
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 133
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by leshy when the attacking fleetname is XHTML 1.0 compliant
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1 Sep 2004, 22:15
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Most unimportant guy...
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kvinesdal
Posts: 1,393
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by rock. You know this cause of the 4h prelaunches on your entire gal.
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1 Sep 2004, 23:33
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#planetarion
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Birmingham, UK
Posts: 1,538
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You've been attacked by 1:1. You either declared war on us (hi Forest) or attacked us first (hi rest-of -universe)
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2 Sep 2004, 09:15
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Ex-Player
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 211
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Wolfpack. You don't bother organising defence as it's obviously a fake :P
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2 Sep 2004, 15:43
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Don't make me declare war
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Portsmouth
Posts: 2,913
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by lch/mistu/fang/vision. No wave piggied each other but THEY DID NOT BLOCK.
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2 Sep 2004, 18:51
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 3,382
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
you dont play pa, but you find it necessary to troll on their forums.
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2 Sep 2004, 19:11
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I dunno...
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: manchester
Posts: 1,502
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked, and suddenly the sun shines brighter, and the birds seem chirpier. Summer is here.
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2 Sep 2004, 19:30
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Ex-Player
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 211
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by ToF. You go to sleep waiting for the 12 hour prelaunch to be over.
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2 Sep 2004, 19:31
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Idiot
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 133
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Pathogen. PM your HC to see which alliance he is in today.
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2 Sep 2004, 19:34
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Ex-Player
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 211
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by flikman
You have been attacked by Pathogen. PM your HC to see which alliance he is in today.
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hahaha, that one's hilarious
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2 Sep 2004, 20:04
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#68
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Ex-Player
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 211
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attaked by Veneratio. Yes... all 4 of them.
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2 Sep 2004, 20:25
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Silver winged Dragon
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 51
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
you have been publicly attacked on the forums by god113
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2 Sep 2004, 20:27
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l33t h4x0r
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Belgium
Posts: 6
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by LCH...for the past 2 weeks...
You have been roided by SwornEnemy, if any of your structures died, it was an accident, honest!
You have just attacked a ToF member, #tof.private thanks you for surplus bitching
Your amps have just been wacked, SE is coming for your roids
You have just been attacked from in cluster, do not retal or they'll bitch that you're violating a NAP
You have just send trebuchet defence to a clipper fleet, you are probably LCH or ROCK
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2 Sep 2004, 21:16
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Rah's def wh0re
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Humpering Maddix for defence
Posts: 643
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by sid uhm pa team uhm.................... huh
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3 Sep 2004, 06:13
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#72
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 253
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by cheerios because 8000 roids and a 3million lead on the #2 planet wasn't enough to ensure his victory....and otherwise he would have had to use the fleet slot to defend (which would have been a waste ofc)
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3 Sep 2004, 06:15
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#73
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 253
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadar
You have been attacked by Nadval, simply because Nadar is the real nads.
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the one attack nadval made all round?
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3 Sep 2004, 08:39
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#74
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l33t h4x0r
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Belgium
Posts: 6
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been bitching all round to get leshy and nadval on IRC, it didn't work...
You have a huge exam right when ticks end yet you are posting on PA forums and checking your PA every tick, you are either very intelligent or really stupid
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3 Sep 2004, 08:56
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#75
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ND
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Amazingstoke
Posts: 2,235
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by 1up. SteInMetz retaliates by making a fool of himself on AD.
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4 Sep 2004, 14:04
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Idiot
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 133
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Kage. At least you can laugh at him for using the comm unit.
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9 Sep 2004, 20:56
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NewDawn
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Stavanger, Norway
Posts: 468
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Fish
You have been attacked by 1up. SteInMetz retaliates by making a fool of himself on AD.
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i am teh win.. now hush :P
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9 Sep 2004, 20:59
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I'm who you want me to be
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: In a flat place, enjoying RL
Posts: 418
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by hirr, little furry trails of squattered lemmings and a small flag saying 'hirr today, gone tomorrow' is all that's left of the horde of suicidals.
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11 Sep 2004, 12:00
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Most unimportant guy...
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kvinesdal
Posts: 1,393
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phant
Your gal mate has been attacked by some lame terran at 6pm pa time.
You go to #insomnia and try to get def for him, after 50 mins you get still get no response and instead go and find a nice Insomnia planet to attack...
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I actually found that one very funny \o/
You have been att(h)acked by The_Prophet
(who REALLY has quit)
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11 Sep 2004, 12:04
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Most unimportant guy...
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kvinesdal
Posts: 1,393
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You would have been attacked by lemmings, but setting up a fake cliff as defence worked and they didnt get to you \o/
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