Depraved and Insulting English
Ever had someone curse you in a language you knew nothing about? Have you had to sit back while others laughed, never once knowing how to retaliate?
Well, those days are now over my friends...
Now, with the help of this golden book of words, I can stupify my mexican co-workers with retorts such as:
"Oh yeah, Your hircine mother should have been jarbled with flatus for birthing such a limp-wristed naffin."
Or...
"Look here you ordurous hirquiticke, open that mouth again and I will lantrify it!!"
Ah...I can see thier confused faces already..."¿que?"...and I will laugh...content in knowing that aside from sounding like a vomiting thesaurus, they will never be the wiser.
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