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Unread 28 Sep 2006, 18:37   #1
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Depraved and Insulting English

Ever had someone curse you in a language you knew nothing about? Have you had to sit back while others laughed, never once knowing how to retaliate?

Well, those days are now over my friends...

Now, with the help of this golden book of words, I can stupify my mexican co-workers with retorts such as:

"Oh yeah, Your hircine mother should have been jarbled with flatus for birthing such a limp-wristed naffin."

Or...

"Look here you ordurous hirquiticke, open that mouth again and I will lantrify it!!"

Ah...I can see thier confused faces already..."¿que?"...and I will laugh...content in knowing that aside from sounding like a vomiting thesaurus, they will never be the wiser.
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...damn it!
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I can see my confused face already as well.
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Re: Depraved and Insulting English

You haven't specified the golden book of words.
Is it the bible? That's more silvery, to my mind.
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You haven't specified the golden book of words.
Is it the bible? That's more silvery, to my mind.
"Depraved and Insulting English" is the name of the book...but I can see how you might get that confused with the bible.

[edit] Something fun to browse http://members.aol.com/gulfhigh2/words.html
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Ever had someone curse you in a language you knew nothing about? Have you had to sit back while others laughed, never once knowing how to retaliate?
Yes, I live in Wales, I am English and the locals think it is funny to swear at you in Welsh.

But in all honesty, I'm not that bothered, let them laugh and joke. It happens to us all, no point in getting hostile.
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You haven't specified the golden book of words.
Clearly, its the Macquarie Dictionary .
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