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31 Jul 2005, 21:27
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NoS pe0n
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NoS merger announcement
NoS Merger Announcement
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July 31, 2005
(not-so-)Official NoS HC Announcement
IN RESPONSE to 1up's clear domination of the round so far, NoS has come to a decision to help stop round stagnation, and has merged with a smaller, though highly motivating entity which is hoped will bring increased co-operation to semi-active players, whilst brewing something already considered to be highly influencial in Planetarion today.
ON BEHALF OF NoS (Novus Ordo Seclorum) we are pleased to announce today that, pursuant
to resolution adopted at the meeting of the High Commanders of NoS, held on July 31, 2005, NoS will merge with Beer, effective August 1, 2005. NoS and beer are hereafter to be considered one and the same as both are now wholly-owned subsidiaries of the NoS alliance.
This beer-merger is as much an idea as it is an institution. It is based on our philosophy that people are basically 'good' and want to help make planetarion a better place. The trick is to provide a fun way for them to do that. People like to drink beer, socialise and generally have a good time. In our human society, beer is a conduit, or catalyst, for making that happen. As a unified alliance of beer drinkers our potential to affect positive social change is enormous. It will also open an interesting dimension into 'unit' scanning in future rounds.
Over the last few days, the leaders of the alliance have had extensive amounts of pub-meets with members on the proposed merger. The membership concern requiring a compulsory solution for beer consumption was put forward for a membership vote, and is now to be enacted. This, along with other feedback received from both HCs and members, is being
reviewed by both parties in the context of advancing the beer-drinking and general intoxication of players in NoS.
HENSEFORTH, NoS will take over beer's existing 'business', such as its intoxicating nature and general recreational enjoyment. Beer will now take an official active role within the alliance to enable NoS increased flexibility in making decisions, also helping to make any planet look like a really attractive and attainable goal. It will also improve synergy among our different segments within planetarion, such as mis-timed fleetcatches, the recalling of wrong fleets, increased member-abuse and overall ineffectiveness and inefficiency while increasing
overall enjoyment and participation for the duration of this round.
Queries were put forward to one of the most prolific score-losers : Drunk Roiding. Nearly 3/4 of players who lost a substancial amount of fleet have admitted to being impaired or influenced by those who were visibly impaired or are either frequent heavy drinkers (alcohol abusers) or alcoholics (alcohol dependent). We believe strongly that if everyone within NoS is consistantly intoxicated nobody will give a damn if they lose their attack fleets nightly, nor will Nadars announcments of his bodily functions have the same devistating impact.
UNDERSTANDABLY, this merger can do only good -- and lots of it. Additional alcohol within our members' body, mind and spirit can only result in a more rapid development pace towards a more enjoyable round. Right away, the biggest issue will be selecting the best beers to
endorse. This merger is expected to be positive for all players of all alliances, within the first
night of 'combined operations'.
Our merger with Beer though will not include its newly created, and more unethical sister group Vores Oel version 1.0, we could never condone anyone having access to our Beer and our creating skills, yet hopes it finds the improvement it seeks. (see BBC news article for helpful information about why it is that this vores cel is not to be included)
Thank you for reading!
--The girls of NoS--
Sunni + nooboo
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Last edited by Sunni; 31 Jul 2005 at 21:49.
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31 Jul 2005, 21:30
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Re: NoS merger announcement
that alusive and detrimental offspring of beer and the report as to why we felt it could not be included as it was abviously a security nightmare is here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4718719.stm
oh and there are more nos girls just we are the ones with the odd beer fetish bonline at the mo
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31 Jul 2005, 21:38
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Aria's TeddyBear :p
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Re: NoS merger announcement
/me wubs the NoS girls
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31 Jul 2005, 21:44
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Re: NoS merger announcement
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31 Jul 2005, 21:46
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Re: NoS merger announcement
Its soooo funny!
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31 Jul 2005, 21:47
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NoS pe0n
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Re: NoS merger announcement
<Nadar> seriously, wtf is BEER?
<Nadar> there's no alliance called BEER on the alliance-list
...lol
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31 Jul 2005, 21:51
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Re: NoS merger announcement
they should be forced to make this real
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31 Jul 2005, 21:52
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Re: NoS merger announcement
/me wubs the Naked Oral Sex girlies
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31 Jul 2005, 21:53
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Re: NoS merger announcement
i appologise for any spelling mistakes, its hard enough on a dvorak keyboard, and after the talks were finished, and i became one with that force known as beer it became near to impossible to type
but i just wanted to say i luv u all... very very much, ur such good folks, and sexy,
why are their two of u?
that will cost extra u know....
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31 Jul 2005, 21:58
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I see you!
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Re: NoS merger announcement
Sunni and nooboo is two evil biatches They got me fooled! *sniff*
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31 Jul 2005, 22:10
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Re: NoS merger announcement
I'm sorry NoS, but this is too little too late. You've lost the war to prevent Coven stagnating hte game already. :|
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31 Jul 2005, 22:14
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Re: NoS merger announcement
it took me a good few seconds to get this
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31 Jul 2005, 22:24
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Up The Hatters!
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Re: NoS merger announcement
Im to blonde for this announcement.
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31 Jul 2005, 22:27
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NoS pe0n
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Re: NoS merger announcement
*sighs* some people don't understand the comic genius...
<3 TheFish, thats some real positive thinking there - good thing i'm well and truely tanked-up (compulsory drinking) or i'd throw somethign sat u..
respelling typos is for sobre ppl
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31 Jul 2005, 22:36
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Re: NoS merger announcement
Let the best merger win
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31 Jul 2005, 22:43
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Re: NoS merger announcement
are u 1 of those dudes pretending to be a woman, seeing how many doods u can get to cyb0r u? cos tbh, we've all been there i will understand
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31 Jul 2005, 22:49
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NoS pe0n
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Re: NoS merger announcement
Alki
Drink is Good
^good point
are u 1 of those dudes pretending to be a woman, seeing how many doods u can get to cyb0r u? cos tbh, we've all been there i will understand
^ u sound drunk, perhaps NoS is the home for u?
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31 Jul 2005, 22:50
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Retard0r
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Re: NoS merger announcement
*w0rd*
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31 Jul 2005, 23:10
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I see you!
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Re: NoS merger announcement
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alki
are u 1 of those dudes pretending to be a woman, seeing how many doods u can get to cyb0r u? cos tbh, we've all been there i will understand
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YEES SHE ISSS!!!!!!!! (Just because she fooled me!!)
pie > beer.. right Alki? or even better.. both bie AND peer!
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31 Jul 2005, 23:13
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Idle Git
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Re: NoS merger announcement
I'm willing to bet NoS members aren't the "pint and a fight" type, judging by last round anyway.
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31 Jul 2005, 23:18
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1up on you
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Re: NoS merger announcement
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Originally Posted by Bashar
I'm willing to bet NoS members aren't the "pint and a fight" type, judging by last round anyway.
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Id say they are more, glass of chablis, whilst sitting on the fence, occasionally speaking to a neighbour on one side and vice versa...
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31 Jul 2005, 23:20
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Retard0r
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Re: NoS merger announcement
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Originally Posted by Bashar
I'm willing to bet NoS members aren't the "pint and a fight" type, judging by last round anyway.
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and i'm willing to bet you're 13 yo....what did i win?
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31 Jul 2005, 23:22
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Idle Git
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Re: NoS merger announcement
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Originally Posted by DrunkenViking
and i'm willing to bet you're 13 yo....what did i win?
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Nothing, coincidentally, I am 22 years old today \o/
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31 Jul 2005, 23:22
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1up on you
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Re: NoS merger announcement
Quote:
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and i'm willing to bet you're 13 yo....what did i win?
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I think what describes you best, is what you write under your name
to quote
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Noob/idiot
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31 Jul 2005, 23:28
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Re: NoS merger announcement
Quote:
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Nothing, coincidentally, I am 22 years old today \o/
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happy birthday mate
AD on your bday night though
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31 Jul 2005, 23:30
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1up on you
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Re: NoS merger announcement
happy bday bashar <3
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31 Jul 2005, 23:32
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Idle Git
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Re: NoS merger announcement
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AD on your bday night though
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I just got back from the pub, and I'm bored now. I stayed away from IRC for most of the day, so it ain't too bad.
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31 Jul 2005, 23:32
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Re: NoS merger announcement
Quote:
Originally Posted by pig
happy bday bashar <3
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31 Jul 2005, 23:33
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Retard0r
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Re: NoS merger announcement
happy birthday bash
pig...why the hell do you think i put it there in the first place?
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31 Jul 2005, 23:36
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1up on you
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Re: NoS merger announcement
Quote:
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happy birthday bash
pig...why the hell do you think i put it there in the first place?
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i dont know :/
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1 Aug 2005, 00:10
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Re: NoS merger announcement
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Originally Posted by Bashar
That was a very contructive point Ironhell. I have to argue with your rank though, as I feel the point you made shows a severe lack of thought and is extremely poorly put across, as well as being logically flawed and very badly argued.
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I quoted a quoted which failed due to this forums being stupid!
And that even after I gave u such a nice B-day present
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1 Aug 2005, 00:20
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Re: NoS merger announcement
sleeping about never made me loose, just found whole new ways to open the damn bottles
oh and i wish i was pretending, unluckly sleeping my way through nos no one would believe me as a man... which would be a lot more fun, u dont realise how badly u r playing when ur that stupid :P
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1 Aug 2005, 00:58
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Aria's TeddyBear :p
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Re: NoS merger announcement
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadar
Sunni and nooboo is two evil biatches They got me fooled! *sniff*
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there not the first to fool u
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1 Aug 2005, 01:35
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Re: NoS merger announcement
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doorsdown
there not the first to fool u
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Who else? :/
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1 Aug 2005, 02:18
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Aria's TeddyBear :p
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Re: NoS merger announcement
many many more
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1 Aug 2005, 08:39
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Re: NoS merger announcement
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bashar
Nothing, coincidentally, I am 22 years old today \o/
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I'd offer you roids for your Bday but .... ohh wait ... I hardly have any roids left
No seriously, gratz m8
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1 Aug 2005, 08:46
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Re: NoS merger announcement
Quote:
Originally Posted by nooboo
sleeping about never made me loose, just found whole new ways to open the damn bottles
oh and i wish i was pretending, unluckly sleeping my way through nos no one would believe me as a man... which would be a lot more fun, u dont realise how badly u r playing when ur that stupid :P
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Not sure I'm reading that correctly. /me rotates head 360 degrees to try and figure it out.
Squid <-- silly person =/
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1 Aug 2005, 09:53
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Down Boy - WOOF!
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Re: NoS merger announcement
Well somebody's image department is working overtime;D
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1 Aug 2005, 10:59
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Re: NoS merger announcement
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Well somebody's image department is working overtime;D
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Sorry sally, but this was at Sunni's own initiative, tho believe what you want.
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1 Aug 2005, 13:14
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Re: NoS merger announcement
bordom is a great thing
we may be sitting on the fence with ale, but not it talks with their splinter group real ale
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1 Aug 2005, 14:43
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Powering your life...
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Re: NoS merger announcement
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I'm willing to bet NoS members aren't the "pint and a fight" type, judging by last round anyway.
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I think that is a little unjust. Insofar as I know, NoS HC did what they thought was best for their members- is this not the grounds on which an alliance should operate?
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I see you!
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Re: NoS merger announcement
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thermodynamics
I think that is a little unjust. Insofar as I know, NoS HC did what they thought was best for their members- is this not the grounds on which an alliance should operate?
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No, we're apparantly supposed to play in a way that pleases all other alliances...
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1 Aug 2005, 15:48
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Re: NoS merger announcement
well maybe we should introduce them to pleasurable pain
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1 Aug 2005, 16:01
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BlueTuba
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Re: NoS merger announcement
nipping these threads in the bud now, i don't want too many more of these unless they actually make me laugh.
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