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15 Jun 2005, 11:17
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Those Dirty Krauts!
Supplied arms to the norweigans so they could invade us!
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The Norse invaders who terrorised the British coastline laying waste to towns and villages were all kitted out by master sword makers from the Rhine.
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15 Jun 2005, 11:57
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Re: Those Dirty Krauts!
Dude, you shouldn't take it so seriously.
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15 Jun 2005, 11:59
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Re: Those Dirty Krauts!
I for one demand reparations.
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15 Jun 2005, 12:06
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Re: Those Dirty Krauts!
Funny how history throws up little items of woonder like this.
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15 Jun 2005, 12:25
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Re: Those Dirty Krauts!
We don't blame the Norwegians for actually invading us, we just blame the Germans for giving them weapons, when we didn't even really know they existed at the time?
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15 Jun 2005, 12:27
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Re: Those Dirty Krauts!
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According to the scientists, the Vikings all used the German-made steel blades that were much prized because they did not break, even during the fiercest fighting, and were of the highest quality.
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That made me laugh. They probably had adverts of Germans going around in white smocks with measuring tools in pockets even then
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15 Jun 2005, 12:31
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Re: Those Dirty Krauts!
its been known for ****ing ages that rhine steel was the best
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15 Jun 2005, 16:21
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Re: Those Dirty Krauts!
Krupp steel supplied the spear which was driven through Jesus' side when he was on the cross.
True story.
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15 Jun 2005, 19:44
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Re: Those Dirty Krauts!
that proves it then, they're evil.
Full scale GD invasion of Germany? We could take out France on the way, damn surrendering frogs.
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15 Jun 2005, 19:49
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Re: Those Dirty Krauts!
The plan for the UK to take over Europe, or indeed the world, always started off with "invade France". To be honest, most people didn't care what happened after that but France would probably surrender pretty quickly anyway. If we took over Belgium, we could do what we wanted with the EU...
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15 Jun 2005, 19:52
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Re: Those Dirty Krauts!
I bet it was Rheinmetall in cooperation with Krupp and Thyssen !!!!!!!
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15 Jun 2005, 20:11
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Re: Those Dirty Krauts!
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Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov
I bet it was Rheinmetall in cooperation with Krupp and Thyssen !!!!!!!
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you see? exports always have been our thing
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15 Jun 2005, 20:33
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Re: Those Dirty Krauts!
Er....we probably would have raided, raped and pillaged even without the Germans.
We were pretty much horny, angry, hairy berserks high on mushrooms and drunk on mead anyways - not much has changed in other words...
The German steel just made the whole bloody rampage thing a bit easier.
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15 Jun 2005, 20:43
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Evil inside
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Re: Those Dirty Krauts!
I say its so easy to always blame the krauts
However, the brits are krauts too.. saxons
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