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15 Jun 2005, 07:17
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Heh, Leeds !
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In Other News
This made me chuckle
Anyone know what puke is in spanish ?
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15 Jun 2005, 12:45
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Happy
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Re: In Other News
another shining example of the US justice system
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15 Jun 2005, 14:43
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Mathamagician
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Re: In Other News
sea enfermo is be sick.
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15 Jun 2005, 16:04
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:cool:
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Re: In Other News
"battery", what a silly name for a crime :/
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15 Jun 2005, 16:10
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Powering your life...
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Estoy enfermo- I'm sick
Geez i'm doing exams at the moment... and I really don't like my Chemistry techer...hmmm..
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15 Jun 2005, 16:47
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Re: In Other News
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vaio
Anyone know what puke is in spanish ?
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retcheffeffeeffeefffeffe Jade Goody.
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15 Jun 2005, 16:54
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Re: In Other News
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
retcheffeffeeffeefffeffe Jade Goody.
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he said 'puke', not 'talentless fat bitch'
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15 Jun 2005, 16:55
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Gone
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You mean to say that the sight of Jade Goody doesn't make you want to instinctively puke?
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15 Jun 2005, 16:56
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no it makes me want to stab her repeatedly in the face with a sharp knife.
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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15 Jun 2005, 17:05
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Gone
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That's your preference. Personally, I'd puke first, then shoot.
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15 Jun 2005, 19:30
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Drink is Good
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Re: In Other News
but she is a slim talented person.......
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15 Jun 2005, 19:38
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I thought battery was "the unlawful and unwanted touching or striking of one person by another, with the intention of bringing about a harmful or offensive contact".
You'd have to use a pretty loose definition to include puking in that. Wouldn't this be something like "bodily insult" instead of "bodily injury"?
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15 Jun 2005, 19:43
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depends on how much stomach acid is in the sick i suppose.
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15 Jun 2005, 22:57
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Re: In Other News
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
I thought battery was "the unlawful and unwanted touching or striking of one person by another, with the intention of bringing about a harmful or offensive contact".
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It also covers things like spitting on someone. It would certainly appear to meet the standard of 'offensive contact.'
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You'd have to use a pretty loose definition to include puking in that. Wouldn't this be something like "bodily insult" instead of "bodily injury"?
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Battery doesn't have to result in injury, as your quote indicates.
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16 Jun 2005, 22:46
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I do believe this qualifies as offensive- I mean its hardly enjoyable being puked upon.
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16 Jun 2005, 23:09
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How do you know?
Have you tried?! :p
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16 Jun 2005, 23:35
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Well it has happened to me whilst I had the misfortune of taking care of a drunken friend- and to put it mildly, it was not pleasant in any way!
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16 Jun 2005, 23:41
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Re: In Other News
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Originally Posted by Sarina_Joy
How do you know?
Have you tried?!
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I've thrown up on people.
Haven't we all?
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16 Jun 2005, 23:43
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Twisted
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Re: In Other News
I have neither thrown up on anyone, or been thrown up upon. Thankfully.
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16 Jun 2005, 23:58
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Assistant district attorney Rick Guinn said they were seeking an apology from the teenager, who has since been expelled from the school.
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Seriously, I suspect the guy who puked was a shiny regular asshole.
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16 Jun 2005, 23:59
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so f*cking zen
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Re: In Other News
Proving intent is going to be really easy i'm sure.
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17 Jun 2005, 00:05
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Re: In Other News
In a news update, Assistant District Attorney Rick Gunn has announced that the young man has appologized saying that he was sorry as he had intended to puke on the math teacher. The young man has now enrolled in an alternative school for the intestinally challanged.
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17 Jun 2005, 01:09
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Re: In Other News
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Originally Posted by Sarina_Joy
I have neither thrown up on anyone, or been thrown up upon. Thankfully.
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I suspect you've just forgotten, as infants throw up on their parents all the time. As parents we euphemistically call this 'spitting up'. As toddlers and pre-schoolers, and with the onset of stomach flu and sundry childhood diseases their vomiting skills improve and euphemisms will no longer suffice. Besides throwing up on us, our children have also thrown up in our bed, in the car, and on the dinner table.
Joys_of_parenthood++
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17 Jun 2005, 01:51
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Drink is Good
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Re: In Other News
hmm whats that form of sex called where right before u climax u stick ur fingers down ur throat and puke on the person your bangin, maybe the teen was doin this, i mean it doesnt actually specify where his hands were?
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